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    Quasar FunkAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:14pm

    Fill in the blank:

    Being fired from Donald Trump’s campaign for being too racist is like ____________________________.

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      Evren SevenQuasar Funk
      7/13/16 4:16pm

      “Getting kicked out of Cambodia for being a pedophile”- Gary Glitter

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      SktroopQuasar Funk
      7/13/16 4:17pm

      Tuesday

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    Bear BrianAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:25pm

    Excellent example of Trump as leader: He’d rather sue so he can be proven right (he thinks) than consider the long view and the idea of what could come out as a result. That's how he'd handle every problem, folks.

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      Ginger Is A ConstructBear Brian
      7/13/16 4:28pm

      AND he would rather keep the legal proceedings off the media radar. He’s like a deluded Judge Judy in a Star Chamber of his own making.

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      Sparky PolastryBear Brian
      7/13/16 4:32pm

      Yes, he is and always will be the incredibly spoiled, privileged cocksmoker we all knew and grew up despising.

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    ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:17pm

    I’m sure Hope Hicks will be delighted to respond to any questions.

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      Iron Sausage EveningReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      7/13/16 4:26pm

      Like, “what was it like to fuck and suck a soul-less humanoid?”

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      FusilliJerryReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      7/13/16 4:32pm

      “Hope, how did the photoshoot go with the Bald Eagle?”

      “Donald?”

      GIF
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    UrbanNunEnthusiastAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:16pm

    From my experience, people with no eyebrows are always up to no good.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4UrbanNunEnthusiast
      7/13/16 4:19pm

      Right? You never know when they’re being sneaky or surprised so they think they can get away when ANYTHING!

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      Hachi-ko ChukenUrbanNunEnthusiast
      7/13/16 4:23pm

      I’m screaming because this was my FIRST THOUGHT!!

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    TimF101Andy Cush
    7/13/16 4:37pm

    I see Jonah Hill playing this schmuck in the inevitable movie. Lewandowski will be played by Stanley Tucci, who will steal the show of course. I want Gary Busey for Trump but I’m open to suggestions.

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      steinoTimF101
      7/13/16 5:09pm

      Each scene with Trump will be played by a different TV personality who has done an impression of him (and will be completely in that character). It’ll be quite the challenge for the other actors.

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      PoodletimeTimF101
      7/13/16 5:22pm

      I think your casting is perfect, actually.

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    Sid and FinancyAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:23pm

    their sordid and apparently illicit affair

    I’ll never fall for the old “this affair will be pure and totally aboveboard” trick again.

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      Jerry-NetherlandSid and Financy
      7/13/16 4:47pm

      How sordid and illicit could it be for Trump (presumably not an involved third party) to sue for $10 million?? [insert ♫mystery sting♫ here]

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      TheRainInSpain'sTherapistJerry-Netherland
      7/13/16 5:49pm

      I think he just sues everybody for $10 million.

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    WhatthefoxsaysAndy Cush
    7/13/16 4:29pm

    It’s kind of funny that when the story initially broke, everyone just believed that Hicks’ screaming “I am done with you!” was related to a campaign issue.

    I know it didn’t even cross my mind that anyone would willingly have an affair with Lewandowski.

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      Ka Mai - New and ImprovedAndy Cush
      7/13/16 4:22pm

      Watching the Trump campaign is kind of like watching UFC. I’m not rooting for anyone, and I think they’re all probably assholes, but it is pretty fun to watch them beat the shit out of one another.

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        DashleyinCaliKa Mai - New and Improved
        7/13/16 4:29pm

        +the homoeroticism

        GIF
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        DoobyOneKa Mai - New and Improved
        7/13/16 5:01pm

        And their fans are all wearing jorts.

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      idreamedishitondonniesheadlastnightAndy Cush
      7/13/16 4:18pm

      Wow. I’m shocked to learn that the Dingus campaign employs lowlife sleazebags and opportunistic pieces of shit. I would have thought that such a dignified mail-order meat hawker would only employ “the best” people.

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        Not the Rapper Drakeidreamedishitondonniesheadlastnight
        7/13/16 4:24pm

        Sad!

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        Sparky PolastryNot the Rapper Drake
        7/13/16 4:36pm

        ‘Sad!’

        That shit works every time. It’s like the jelly of the month club....it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Andy Cush
      7/13/16 4:37pm

      Wait, Mike Pence is D.B. Cooper?

      This explains a lot.

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        dbcooperFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
        7/13/16 5:21pm

        Excuse me, I am not that fat.

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