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    Ed SpockMarina Galperina
    7/13/16 2:48pm

    Here are detailed instructions on how to prevent Zika being transmitted by sexual contact, as well as preventing other STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

    1. Buy condom.

    2. Put on dick.

    3. Fuck.

    4. Remove condom and dispose of.

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      pre-emptive sighEd Spock
      7/13/16 2:49pm

      They should probably have classes about this in school

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      Dave Ed Spock
      7/13/16 2:51pm

      I’ve been doing this SO wrong.

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    WhatthefoxsaysMarina Galperina
    7/13/16 2:59pm

    This is NOTHING. Wait until after the Olympics.

    Shrunken head baby generation.

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      okiedokieokieWhatthefoxsays
      7/13/16 3:11pm

      But the money we save on hat material will supercharge the economy.

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      Madge Smurtzokiedokieokie
      7/13/16 4:00pm

      Oh my god lmao

      Wow. golf. clap.

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMarina Galperina
    7/13/16 2:47pm

    I’ve tried using condoms, but there is no way you can coax all of the mosquitoes to climb inside.

    mosquitoes are such rascals.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsMarina Galperina
      7/13/16 3:29pm

      Zika is my least favorite Pokemon.

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        Multiphasic99Telep☺dpr☹blems
        7/13/16 3:35pm

        Which begs the question, which Pokemon have you caught through unprotected sex?

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        OhioGrownMultiphasic
        7/13/16 3:57pm

        Twofer....insect and fungal!

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      okiedokieokieMarina Galperina
      7/13/16 2:57pm

      Buying the condom isn’t the problem, but getting the mosquito to wear it is murder.

      GIF
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        AcmeDehydratedTornadookiedokieokie
        7/13/16 4:59pm

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      GrandmaPearlMarina Galperina
      7/13/16 2:46pm

      Can I say that this is God’s punishment for straight people?

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        opiumsmabytchGrandmaPearl
        7/13/16 4:10pm

        *snort

        Shouldn’t laugh, but am laughing

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        okiedokieokieGrandmaPearl
        7/13/16 6:35pm

        Yes.

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      ArdenMarina Galperina
      7/13/16 3:07pm

      This is a good thing though.

      Remember Ebola? Thousands of dead and dying Africans and no one gave a shit. Throw in about three or four sick Americans and people couldn’t throw research funding around fast enough!

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        ObviousHuh20Arden
        7/13/16 4:53pm

        To be fair, Americans don’t give a shit about Africans whether they’re dying or not.

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      kareemaMarina Galperina
      7/13/16 4:53pm

      Thank you, repugs, for thinking it’s more important to save possible babies than make sure that either 1) unwanted babies aren’t conceived, or 2) they aren’t born with microcephia and if they do have it, make the right decision.

      I only wish there was an organization that could help on both accou - oh wait....

      Yupsters, it’s that evil Planned Parenthood.

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        pre-emptive sighMarina Galperina
        7/13/16 2:47pm

        Babies are overrated anyway. They never pick up the tab, they’re always whining about something, and they can’t hold their liquor worth a damn. 2-3 tequila shots and a baby is puking all over himself. Sad really.

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          Frenemy of the stateMarina Galperina
          7/13/16 4:45pm

          So this is what caused the 90s Goombas?

          All the more reason to be picky where you pick to poke your pecker.

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