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    Sorely VexedHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:08pm

    Cheeto Jesus is going to have a tricky time finding a rough-and-tumble, take-no-prisoners, balls-to-the-wall streetfighter who miraculously transforms into a sycophantic yes-man on Inauguration Day.

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      HandsomeMonicaLewinskySorely Vexed
      7/12/16 9:16pm

      Take a lap, I want to throw flowers upon your post.

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      CharitybSorely Vexed
      7/12/16 9:24pm

      It’s going to be Romney, guys. Romney ticks all the boxes - he is an establishment guy who knows how it works in Washington and has a lot of connections, and he’s good at hand-to-hand combat, and he’s shown that he can be a relentless political attack dog (well, at least against Trump).

      Gingrich, Pence, and Christie are too predictable; the fact that everyone is bandying those names around proves that he won’t choose them. The same goes for Gary Busey and Ivanka Trump. No one is thinking Romney, and the motto of this election cycle is that “Anything can happen”. Yes it would be a glaring continuity error and be wildly out out of character, but that doesn’t matter this year.

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Hudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:19pm

    Trump/Gingrich would solidify the men who married their mistresses twice vote.

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      BlueHen1665Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/12/16 9:26pm

      And Newt divorced his wife as she was dying of cancer.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)BlueHen1665
      7/12/16 9:27pm

      Well, you know, she wasn’t hot anymore.

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    lunchcomaHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:27pm

    I mean, at this point it seems like it pretty much has to be Gingrich, unless he decides to take the crazy up even another notch and make Ivanka his running mate.

    Christie adds literally nothing to the ticket, as his few good points are all traits Trump shares, and it doesn’t seem like Trump has any personal respect for him either. Carson hasn’t even been effective on the campaign trail, probably because he can’t wake up to shill for Trump. And all of the other people whose names have been thrown around seem to have backed away from him or have made some critical statements lately, and I don’t see Trump forgiving that quickly, if ever.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokelunchcoma
      7/12/16 9:36pm

      Um, Christie tips the scale into credibility. He brings a lot to the table. He has gravitas to spare.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/12/16 9:47pm

      You misspelled ‘gravity.’

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    CharitybHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:18pm

    It occurs to me — as cooler heads start prevailing within the Trump camp (Manafort and Ivanka in, Lewandowski out), Trump may decide to begin making overtures to the Republican establishment. He may choose to win them over by picking someone with credibility among the mainstream, a strong and prominent leader who has already established himself as the figurehead of the anti-Trump coalition in Washington. A leader who can help him consolidate his support and gear up to take on Clinton in November.

    Someone who also has experience in “hand to hand” combat.. a former Massachusetts governor and perennial presidential candidate who also happens to be a skilled boxer who narrowly lost to four-time heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield in a decisive title bout just last year.

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      mushin999Charityb
      7/12/16 9:28pm

      There would nothing funnier than seeing Trump ask Romney to be the VP nominee and Romney politely declining the offer by kicking the presidential candidate in the balls on live TV.

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      Charitybmushin999
      7/12/16 9:40pm

      They’re pretty much going to have to broadcast the convention on delay. There’s no way they would do it live and have to cut away from all the screaming matches, impromptu knife fights, and incidents where one delegate coldcocks another with a collapsible metal chair.

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    MisterMcGibbletsHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:17pm

    found him

    GIF
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      RambaldiWasWrongMisterMcGibblets
      7/12/16 9:20pm

      What happened to that old piece of suckerpunching shit?

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      MisterMcGibbletsRambaldiWasWrong
      7/12/16 10:13pm

      hopefully chronic hemorrhoids is on the list

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    LittleLebowskiHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:14pm

    It’s going to totally be Christie, that man has been kissing ass too hard to not get anything out of it.

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      YoSup is in League with the Raccoon MenaceLittleLebowski
      7/12/16 9:18pm

      The rumor is that Christie wants to be AG, not VP.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeLittleLebowski
      7/12/16 9:35pm

      That’s an old dog training trick. Put peanut butter on any asshole and Christie will lick it.

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    CPT DHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:38pm

    Trump is not speaking metaphorically. It will be Chuck Norris.

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      JadeOwlCPT D
      7/13/16 10:27am

      Nah, he will not risk the spirit of Bruce Lee descending from on high to kick his ass once again. You know Saint Peter would be itching to give him a day pass just for that.

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    AnastraceHudson Hongo
    7/13/16 8:48am

    Well let’s see, he could go with Jesse Ventura, who is a former governor, and full time conspiracy nut. Glenn Jacobs, who is thinking of running for office as a Libertarian. You can always pop in the governator, since he doesn’t have to qualify for the presidential requirements if I remember right. (I believe they are less stringent on VPs)

    He could also go with any number of MMA fighters, which would make debates fucking hilarious. Someone tries to discuss issues, and then gets put in a rear naked choke.

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      drjayphd: Now With Hot Gossy Action!Anastrace
      7/13/16 10:02am

      Waitaminute. Are we talking about Corporate Glenn Jacobs or THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE Glenn Jacobs? Or Terry Gerin, perhaps?

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      Anastracedrjayphd: Now With Hot Gossy Action!
      7/13/16 2:45pm

      HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE Glenn Jacobs would be the best debater ever. The other person walks to the podium, and then Glenn walks onstage in a mask, and hits the pyro. If the debate goes badly, he can just chokeslam his opponent. :)

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:06pm

    So, not Christie, then? I mean, he was too chickenshit to go hand-to-hand with this guy, after all

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      Rum RaisinEatTheCheeseNicholson
      7/12/16 9:41pm

      Christie is undefeated in stomach-to-stomach combat. Also after vanquishing his foes with his mighty stomach, he eats them alive much like the female praying mantis.

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    Non-Smoking LifeboatsHudson Hongo
    7/12/16 9:23pm

    Donald Trump is picking a Vice President of the United States.

    Read that again to yourself and then just sit and reflect for a moment.

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      m9105826Non-Smoking Lifeboats
      7/12/16 9:40pm

      America is done. If this isn’t the actual ending, it will be the period of time that historians look back on and say “Yep, that’s officially when the shark could be considered to have been jumped."

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      suppiluliumasNon-Smoking Lifeboats
      7/12/16 11:34pm

      I thought he’d already picked his running mate:

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