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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:27pm

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, ASHLEY

    SINCE WHEN WAS GODDAMN KIRBY A GODDAMN POKEMON

    GET IT RIGHT WOMAN

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      CHAMPAGNE SHARKEiSHATRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      7/12/16 4:28pm

      This is a failure on par with the Flint water crisis and the collapse of the housing market.

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      Steve ClimacoTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      7/12/16 4:28pm

      Maybe Kirby not being a Pokemon is what the government wants you to think?

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    SlickWillieAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:30pm

    Dude you put fuckin Kirby in the picture, why. I have a hard time believeing that mistake went through every nerd at Gawker unnoticed. I feel like this is one of those things people pretend to mistakenly do to cover up the fact that they know a bunch of shit about nerdy embarrassing things.

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      ArnheimSlickWillie
      7/12/16 4:52pm

      ...did...did you somehow miss Ashley’s earlier article that led with a Digimon image?

      Has the, “we’re gonna be edgy by deliberately inviting self-satisfied pedants to correct obvious oversights” tactic employed by roughly 90% of the internet populace somehow escaped you?

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      SlickWillieArnheim
      7/12/16 4:58pm

      It has, but I somehow feel thankful for that

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    Emma CarmichaelAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:26pm

    A gorilla is dead and yet you joke about this?

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      ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneEmma Carmichael
      7/12/16 4:27pm

      I fucking knew there were more shooters.

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      Brian, The Life ofEmma Carmichael
      7/12/16 4:28pm

      A President was murdered and you complain about a gorilla?

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    Barry PetcheskyAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:29pm

    Kirby is a Digimon, not a Pokemon.

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      Ashley FeinbergBarry Petchesky
      7/12/16 4:30pm

      no

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      Tom LeyAshley Feinberg
      7/12/16 4:39pm

      it’s kirby

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    EvenBaggierTrousers4Ashley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:27pm

    Clinton/Cooke 2016!

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      Ashley FeinbergEvenBaggierTrousers4
      7/12/16 4:30pm

      AGREED

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      sui_generisEvenBaggierTrousers4
      7/12/16 9:37pm

      To be fair, Julian Castro does look a lot like him...

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    puncha yo bunsAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:24pm

    Bonus points for “assassination of Harambe.” Damn.

    Man, people (read: Gawker and all other blogs) are really on this Pokemon tip. I was always more of a Yu-Gi-Oh! kid. I gave up on Pokemon so long ago and now I feel so out of the loop :(

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      Codiustheawesomepuncha yo buns
      7/12/16 4:26pm

      I was always more of a Yu-Gi-Oh kid

      pshhhhhh you were never in the loop.

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      puncha yo bunsCodiustheawesome
      7/12/16 4:27pm

      I can accept that.

      My older brother, the big football player, and I, the tennis/basketball player, used to come home from school after practice every day and play obsessively. Before we could drive we would ride our bikes 4-5 miles to buy cards at the closest store. We swore to end each others’ lives if we ever told people at school.

      Eventually we were out and proud, though.

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    IAmNotADamnWriterAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:29pm

    I’m 103 and live beneath an old bridge, but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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      steinoIAmNotADamnWriter
      7/12/16 5:16pm

      Wait, which Pokemon are you again?

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      IAmNotADamnWritersteino
      7/12/16 5:20pm

      You’ll just have to find me.

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    BobbySeriousAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 4:26pm

    Forgot one...

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      toothpetardBobbySerious
      7/12/16 4:34pm

      pretendiaddedredtrianglestoallthesepictures.jpg

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      Burnttttoothpetard
      7/12/16 4:55pm

      Gotta try harder than that. I can imagine what it looks like but I need to experience it.

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    Hollow_LogAshley Feinberg
    7/12/16 5:18pm
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      ScottRaphaelAshley Feinberg
      7/12/16 5:15pm

      KIRBY IS NOT A FUCKING POKEMON

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        steinoScottRaphael
        7/12/16 5:17pm

        Oh, but Bowser is? OK.

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        ScottRaphaelsteino
        7/12/16 5:41pm

        I had to look away after Kirby. I would never even have had to bear the burden of Bowser if you hadn’t told me, you son of a bitch.

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