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    EvenBaggierTrousers4Hamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:01pm

    I guess they want to edit out the scene where they launch a flaming jaguar into the giant torch to start the Games.

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      handmadeproteinshakeEvenBaggierTrousers4
      7/12/16 4:07pm

      Yes because Brazilians are nothing but a bunch jungle dwelling barbarians, you racist fuck.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4handmadeproteinshake
      7/12/16 4:09pm

      It was a joke, fuckface. Keep up with the news, FFS

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    Skipping along to our shared destructionHamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:05pm

    Y’know what would really smack one more coffin nail down on old media’s sarcophagus? Delaying and hour or so the broadcast of popular events that are available in real-time on the internet.

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      handmadeproteinshakeSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/12/16 4:11pm

      Yeah, the was my post. Zuckerberg and his FB live team are doing celebratory lines of coke off of tranny bottoms today.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionhandmadeproteinshake
      7/12/16 4:18pm

      Not for nothing, but I’d probably tune in if they attempted celebratory back-flips. That seems like it’d be more in my wheelhouse of funny.

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    OMG!PONIES!Hamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:05pm

    Personally, I think that the IOC should award the Olympics to India to see if they can completely fuck up too. Because the other three BRIC nations have been so good at fucking up.

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      handmadeproteinshakeOMG!PONIES!
      7/12/16 4:09pm

      China didn’t seem at all fucked up, did it?

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      OMG!PONIES!handmadeproteinshake
      7/12/16 4:18pm

      Aside from the toxic air and water pollution, use of over 100 million migrant laborers working in dangerous conditions to build the facilities (many of whom went unpaid), along with censorship, suppression of protests, oppression of Uyghurs, and ties to Sudan, I’d say that the Beijing Olympics went swimmingly.

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    Sid and FinancyHamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:03pm

    Oh no, are those mosquito bites?

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      Netflix and ShillSid and Financy
      7/12/16 4:17pm

      Are you supposed to suck the poison out, like with a snake bite? If so, I’ll take one for the team.

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      dothedewNetflix and Shill
      7/12/16 9:24pm

      The only thing you’re sucking out of those, brother, is saline

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    Masshole JamesHamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:01pm

    Between the Republican convention and the Olympics, I’m so excited I don’t know what to do! If both cities don’t burn to the ground, I’m gonna be sorely disappointed.

    GIF
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      PetenrepeatMasshole James
      7/12/16 4:26pm

      Typical liberal. Pining for death and destruction. So progressive. So tolerant.

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      Masshole JamesPetenrepeat
      7/12/16 5:22pm

      I am what this gun/violence saturated country made me. Thank your buddies at the NRA. Now, shut up and go get me some popcorn.

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:06pm

    They are not taking into account the existence of Facebook live and Twitter Periscope spoiling all of the Olympic results. I will remain off the internet to preserve my level of surprise when the Brazilian track team is disqualified for being shemales and the English swimmers for being dead.

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      Frumpkin0╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      7/12/16 4:22pm

      This is only in relation to the opening ceremonies, but a lot of Olympic coverage for quite awhile has been “tape delayed”. NBC always puts together their primetime special to show various events, especially when there are large timezone differences. Yet, in the NBC Sports app you can watch those same events live. They aren’t unaware of this, its just that the average viewed doesn’t want to watch 4 hours of Gymnastics, they want to watch the highlights condensed into 30-60 mins.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeFrumpkin0
      7/12/16 4:26pm

      Interesting factoid, and very true. The average viewer would rather watch 90 minutes of teenage girls running around pulling out the wedgies from their leotards.

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    Dave Hamilton Nolan
    7/12/16 4:21pm
    GIF

    I am disappointed we won’t be able to see this in real time.

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      Sir VivorHamilton Nolan
      7/12/16 5:13pm

      Both Olympics and the US presidential thingy should do the same: Postpone for one year so that the locals have time to get their shit together, and perhaps prioritize some.

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        BosoxBobSir Vivor
        7/12/16 5:29pm

        Rio has its shit together - it's all floating in the water.

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        dothedewSir Vivor
        7/12/16 9:26pm

        Oh lord no. Another year until the election? Kill me now. Just get this shit over with already.

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      secretagentmanHamilton Nolan
      7/12/16 4:07pm

      They always do this shit. They edited Sochi like crazy. The best coverage is on CBC, if you’re able to see it.

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        Hawkeye-15secretagentman
        7/12/16 4:14pm

        Or the BBC, they stream a lot of live coverage.

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      stuckinthegreyswithyouHamilton Nolan
      7/12/16 4:00pm

      NBC has been airing nothing but disasters for the past 20 years in primetime without time delays. Why start now?

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