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    Dave Brendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 11:51am

    “My father likes to keep some anonymity,” Eric claimed. “It’s who he is. It’s who he is as a person.”

    This is the largest concentration of Utter Bullshit I’ve ever witnessed in my life—and I was around during the Reagan Administrations.

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      yvanehtniojDave
      7/12/16 11:53am

      This is the real news. He’s letting us know that Donald Trump is not actually his father!

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      Manny Both-HansDave
      7/12/16 11:53am

      This has to end the “Lie Of The Year” race right? Might as well give up and start being honest now.

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    TimF101Brendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 11:52am

    Is American Psycho’s tie a little long? I throught you were not supposed to be able to tuck it into your boxers while standing up straight.

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      Maximillien MorrelTimF101
      7/12/16 11:54am

      Both him and his father wear their ties obnoxiously long.

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      Raaaaaaaadaniel ChicagoTimF101
      7/12/16 12:00pm

      S’posed to fall on the top to middle of your belt buckle.....GARHGHGH ANOTHER thing to hate this fuckers about!
      Thanks!

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    MWarnerMBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 11:52am

    This is almost textbook con artist behavior. When finally called on the fact that you never delivered the money you promised, you get indignant and act as if the promise itself is somehow equal to the money, and that by merely promising to pay someone you have somehow fulfilled your obligation.

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      JohnTChanceMWarnerM
      7/12/16 12:00pm

      They learned from the best.

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      j4x_MWarnerM
      7/12/16 12:03pm

      God help me, vendors of multinationals pull that move as well.

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    jrfunkensteinBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 12:01pm

    Is illiteracy genetic?

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      GDSmithjrfunkenstein
      7/12/16 12:31pm

      Apparently financial innumeracy is.

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      jrfunkensteinGDSmith
      7/12/16 12:37pm

      Something deliciously ironic about being born with a silver shovel in your mouth when you can’t stop digging your own grave with every utterance.

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    Cam/ronBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 11:52am

    “And you’re sitting there tearing us apart.”

    The first thing that came to my mind:

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Cam/ron
      7/12/16 11:54am

      As an Old, for me it was this.

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      whatastorymarkCam/ron
      7/12/16 11:55am

      Ha Ha Ha Ha...what a story, Mark! Anyway, how’s your sex life?

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    Skipping along to our shared destructionBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 12:11pm

    Looking at this photo there’s something that I apparently missed all along. It just jumped out at me and I hadn’t noticed it all these long months.

    Donald Trump is fat.

    Not robust or portly or even chubby. He’s fat. I hadn’t noticed at all, much to my discredit. Well, clearly I can’t vote for him now. No self control. So Sad!

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      MeesterCreesterSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/12/16 12:15pm

      How could you not notice before?? Every time there's a photo of his head in the news stream, its usually a 3/4 angle to a side shot and from the tip of his nose to the back of his head looks to be about 3 feet. Soooo grooooooss

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      CimmeriusSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/12/16 12:16pm

      No, you’re wrong. He is the fittest man who has ever lived. Just ask his “doctor”.

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    SarahBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 12:05pm

    Just pulled the 2014 990. The Eric Trump Foundation apparently exists to put on a golf invitational. And all its funds are raised there.

    And they paid $87K to rent Donald’s facility.

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      DR honkhonkhonk, tyvmSarah
      7/12/16 12:44pm

      send this into the tip line? maybe could be expanded into a full story!

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionSarah
      7/12/16 2:19pm

      The set up of a charity foundation to run a golf tournament is actually pretty common. If someone was really into golf or their family is it becomes a way to memorialize the person and hitch it to a good cause. I ain’t saying that’s the case here, however.

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    Midtown43Brendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 12:31pm

    Voldemort Eric Trump is as bright as he is handsome.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionMidtown43
      7/12/16 12:54pm

      Your head, if properly proportioned, should be five eye-widths wide. The eyes should line up to the tops of your ears. Your sideburns should be the same length. Never shoot from below the subject’s face. Your jawline should clearly separate your head from your neck not gracefully flow from neck to lower lip and jowls. And if your teeth look like that find someone to knock them out with an iron pipe and get some reconstruction done.

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      Thunder-LipsSkipping along to our shared destruction
      7/12/16 11:12pm

      “And if your teeth look like that find someone to knock them out with an iron pipe and get some reconstruction done.”

      Holy fuck, that is fucking hilarious.

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    Richard LongwoodBrendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 12:34pm

    So in terms of creepiest Trump spawn, it has to be Eric right? He looks like an SS Guard.

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      DR honkhonkhonk, tyvmRichard Longwood
      7/12/16 12:46pm

      He looks like a derpy SS guard. Some of them were banal-evilly hot. Eric Trump has the colouring and the evilness, but no hotness because it’s been replaced by glacially-pure derp.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionDR honkhonkhonk, tyvm
      7/12/16 12:48pm

      He’s more Kripo than Gestapo.

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    ARP2Brendan O'Connor
    7/12/16 11:58am

    Did he give actual money, or golf passes, hotel nights, etc., like most of his other charitable giving?

    Also, I love that charitable foundations are donating to each other. My guess is that they eventually round-trip, like the days of the dot.com era.

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