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    thechurchofbillhicksHudson Hongo
    7/11/16 9:07pm

    “Don’t do anything that you normally would think is bad,” said Garofalo. “Normally you wouldn’t go to a deserted alley at 3 a.m. That shouldn’t change just because an app said you should.”

    IT’S NOT DESERTED IF CHARIZARD IS THERE!!!

    (Note: this statement is reflective of my facebook feed for the past week, I have no idea what’s going on.)

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      dothedewthechurchofbillhicks
      7/11/16 10:44pm

      I am equally confused. All I know is that JUST as I am trying to teach my kids situational awareness, this shit comes out.

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      Kateliguladothedew
      7/11/16 11:29pm

      I know, that’s always the way it happens, at the worst possible time. It was 92 degrees in our neighborhood today, but my son wanted to go on a mile long hike to our neighborhood Pokemon “gym”. I told him no, but when Dad came came home and it was eight degrees cooler, they walked over there while I was cooking dinner. Not cool, Dad. Not cool.

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    ArkHudson Hongo
    7/11/16 9:19pm

    I don’t know how we made it through the weekend without someone getting killed playing this bullshit.

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      Thomas GilchristArk
      7/11/16 9:27pm

      We didn't http://nationalreport.net/teen-killed-tr…

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      PersephoneAlistaireArk
      7/11/16 9:56pm

      Because the game is designed so you don't really have to look at it much while walking. People do, sure, but it's completely inessential to look while moving. It vibrates when anything is near.

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    gramercypoliceHudson Hongo
    7/11/16 9:16pm

    That's a Digimon.

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      DrVinnyBoombatzgramercypolice
      7/11/16 9:34pm

      Those comments were the best in a long time.

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      Deadly the Eternalgramercypolice
      7/12/16 6:25am

      I dig(i) this.

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    AndrosZHudson Hongo
    7/11/16 9:13pm

    Update:

    Jynx was just shot for looking suspicious and originally black.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesAndrosZ
      7/12/16 1:44am

      Jynx is so fucking racist. lol

      GIF
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      MajorBurnGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      7/12/16 8:54am

      No, she's Gangaro or Yamanba. It’s more about dark girls challenging a conformist and colorist society/trend of beauty.

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    Endless Supply of CynicismHudson Hongo
    7/11/16 9:08pm

    I am of the opinion that Pokemon is a grand Darwinian experiment meant to cull the youth population since stupid people aren’t dying as much as they used to.

    Damn nanny state. No asbestos, no lead paint, no lawn darts...how is the human race supposed to evolve if not dying isn’t a challenge anymore?

    Walking out out into the middle of a busy street because you were trying to catch a digital monster? You probably weren’t going to cure cancer anyways.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHudson Hongo
      7/11/16 9:13pm
      GIF
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        Al b sure99Telep☺dpr☹blems
        7/11/16 9:42pm

        Atleast he caught it.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
      7/11/16 10:08pm

      Pikachu Lives Matter.

      hasthatg.

      is that how you do that?

      hasthatgh.

      Fun stuff.

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        Deadly the Eternal╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
        7/12/16 6:27am

        #YellowLivesMatter

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
      7/12/16 1:26am

      “If someone is in the park late at night, this is probably the reason why,” he said. “They’re not necessarily trying to smoke or do anything illegal.”

      Every sex-thirsty American crusing for booty in city parks at night finally let out a sigh of relief. lol

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
        7/12/16 1:24am

        There may be 150 creatures to collect in Pokémon Go, but there’s only one you.

        That’s the message one New Jersey police department had for citizens following reports of app users causing accidents by “driving while looking at the screen as well as walking and looking at the screen.”

        GIF
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          James, reks skrubsHudson Hongo
          7/12/16 5:39pm

          What terrifies me is that this app keeps leading my girlfriend into churches, which is pretty fucking suspicious. Now that I think about it, I really have to stop her playing that game before she gets priest-raped or some shit.

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