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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Hannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:17pm

    Yeah, but Greta van Susteren is sure he’s innocent because he’s never done anything of the sort with her!

    (Ignoring the fact that she was a poach from CNN where she was already famous and not one of the many twenty-something bottle blondes Ailes tended to hire for more lowly positions.)

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      MBCockFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/09/16 1:18pm

      Dear Gawker,

      My client categorically denies sexually harassing any women.

      Sincerely,
      William Cosby, Esq.

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      MBCockFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/09/16 1:20pm

      Your honor,

      Honestly, who could even think about having sex with this man. He’s hideous. It’s disgusting.

      Sincerely,
      D. Trump, Esq.

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    ManchuCandidateHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:19pm
    GIF

    It would have been seven, but one disappeared after she refused to dance for Roger and was dropped into a pit.

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      j4x_ManchuCandidate
      7/09/16 1:48pm

      We’ve been comparing him to Jabba for years yet I’ve never made the slave girl connection.

      I’ll be running with this joke later on, thanks!

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      Icecold DavisManchuCandidate
      7/09/16 1:51pm
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    e.nonHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:25pm

    damn... taking down one of the most noxious and destructive influences in american politics — on top of watching the implosion of the gop...

    there isn’t enough popcorn on the planet for this...

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      Chain-Chomp2e.non
      7/09/16 1:45pm

      Just wait on Monday July 18th!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsChain-Chomp2
      7/09/16 2:06pm

      Welcome to the 2016 Republican National Convention!!!

      GIF
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    900turboHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:53pm

    You guys need to begin giving Ailes a descriptive phrase before his name like you do Trump.

    “16oz container of plain yogurt left at room temperature with an expiration date of 10/31/1972 and Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes said today...”

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      helgaperez900turbo
      7/09/16 3:15pm

      Pretty sure it was a lot more yogurt than that.

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      cheerful_exgirlfriend900turbo
      7/09/16 4:00pm

      “Used KFC wet-nap Roger Ailes ...”

      “Drippy ball of toddler snot Roger Ailes..”

      “Discarded Jabba the Hutt costume Roger Ailes..."

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    upsidaisyHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:28pm

    Jabba has a penis?

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      cheerful_exgirlfriendupsidaisy
      7/09/16 1:37pm

      Just because he can’t see it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

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      Flame Princess, Garbage-Mongerupsidaisy
      7/09/16 2:20pm

      NERD ALERT: ACTIVATE

      In the Extended Universe, which has now been de-canonized, Hutts were a gender-fluid species who could become male or female as necessary.

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    Fabian KnockwurstHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:40pm

    So let’s say Ailes is toast, (probably about time he’d be retired to the hall-of-evil-heads-in-a-jar even if he hadn’t had “ewww” added to pure evil). Give us the name of the evil heir-apparent! There must be someone in the green-room eating puppy brains with an overlong pinkie nail, (i’m thinking something outwardly “female”; y’know, for appearances. who has Fiorina on speed-dial?)

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      mmpdFabian Knockwurst
      7/09/16 1:59pm

      Rupert Murdoch’s sons are the Fox overlords. Evil enough?

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      bt890mmpd
      7/09/16 2:03pm

      The one that now oversees Fox News hates Ailes’ guts. I’m sure he won’t do him any favors and will easily boot him but good if he gets the opportunity. It’s not a coincidence that Carlsen named him and Steve Doocy in the lawsuit, but not Fox News. It removes them from having to be on the defensive and drives a wedge between Ailes and the corporation itself.

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    FrancoisHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:24pm

    Is it just me or is this becoming a Cosby-like scenario.

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      the reasonsingsFrancois
      7/09/16 1:25pm

      “becoming”? the only gloss on that is apparently he didn’t drug them.

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      Oberon2Francois
      7/09/16 1:31pm

      Not just you. And Greta van Susteren is playing the part of Camille Cosby.

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    IheartTurdFergusonHannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:45pm

    Ok....so I can understand that he harassed these women, which is reprehensible. But what I want to know is which of these women are so galactically (new word I just invented....I think) ambitious that she/they actually had any form of sex with this gelatinous blob of monkey shit.

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      shelwoodIheartTurdFerguson
      7/09/16 3:05pm

      Nice victim blaming. According to at least one of his targets, when she turned him down, he had her blackballed from the entire industry.

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      IheartTurdFergusonshelwood
      7/09/16 5:27pm

      Sorry if I wasn’t eloquent enough or if my humor backfired on my attempt. Though what other legitimate newsperson would pay any attention to the aforementioned piece of monkey shit if he tried to blackball someone? I’d think that, if I were in a position to hire a journalist, Ailes’ “rejects” would be a major plus in the candidate’s favor.

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    TimF101Hannah Gold
    7/09/16 1:45pm


    Fuck that guy. I hope FOX vigorously defends him. That way they can all suffer the shame together.

    Also, 1965 to today is fifty years.

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      Sardonicuss The GreyTimF101
      7/09/16 2:22pm
      Also, 1965 to today is fifty years.

      Nope, my math puts 1961 at 49 years, as it had for the past 4 years...so 1965 definitely less than 50 - until 50 becomes the new 30.

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      shelwoodTimF101
      7/09/16 3:00pm

      Shh. I like that Gawker thinks I am 25.

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    ratchedHannah Gold
    7/09/16 7:47pm

    I can give them my playbook. When I was on my job (at a penitentiary), we were opening a new joint and getting it ready for inmates. Anyway, Turd Monkey #1, kept coming into a fellow nurse’s area and mine. TOTALLY lame dude and HE WOULDN”T LEAVE US ALONE, so what any good bitch does, we start playing private jokes. Totally innocent, just over his head and from our old job together. He would sit there for hours.

    Then Turd Monkey #2 starts coming in. He lured me back further into medical (it was dark) so he can rub his dick while discussing how my husband and I must have sex. I just walked off. Then he would just come to the window where I was, so he could rub one off.

    I told my co-workers not to leave me alone with him and someone had the bright idea of letting all our bosses know (I had been through something this before and swore I wouldn’t again). I was going to handle it. Well.

    My fellow co-worker was there with me 99.9% of the time. (Potty breaks)

    She and I separately were called into Internal Affairs about it. FUCK!

    About a week later, she and I were called back into IA. Turd Monkey number TWO, was was filing sexual assault/harassment charges against US! He said we sexually harassed him every night when he came in our office. What? Too obvious?

    They fired #1 and relocated #2. I feel really warm inside that they are protecting us against the criminals in the world. Whew!

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      Doofenschmirtz, Inc.ratched
      7/10/16 1:37am

      Team nobody. All of you bullies deserved each other.

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      justaburner9ratched
      7/10/16 9:50am

      You sound like a typical drama queen nurse. Most of you broads are all vulgar as shit — but go ahead and play innocent...

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