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    puncha yo bunsGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:31pm

    I love the fact that he actually said the only thing stopping him from fucking his daughter is the fact that they’re unfortunately related by blood...and he is still the nominee of one of two major political parties in the United States. Still can’t (won’t) wrap my head around it.

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      AmbivalentAndypuncha yo buns
      7/08/16 2:34pm

      I don’t think that’s stopping him from fucking her.

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      The Shape of Punk to Comepuncha yo buns
      7/08/16 2:36pm

      Welcome to America. Here is your complimentary beer and your black person. I see you have a book? Let me take that off your hands. Around here, we don’t have much use for books when the talkie box is on. And the talkie box is always on.

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    festivusaziliGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:27pm

    Is there both a Politico and a The Politico, or is this some weird usage I’ve never seen before?

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      MBCockfestivusazili
      7/08/16 2:27pm

      Is it Politico or Literotica?

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      stacyinbeanfestivusazili
      7/08/16 2:30pm

      That’s the name of their print publication and Gawker likes to use it for some reason or another.

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    dannibalcorpseGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:27pm

    Reince Priebus still sounds like it should be the name of a tiny Estonian automobile.

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      Petehammerdannibalcorpse
      7/08/16 2:35pm

      2016 new Priebus! Now four tires it comes with! Electric ignition! Speedometer! Only 4.2 mil kroon!

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      MajorBurndannibalcorpse
      7/08/16 2:35pm

      Reminds me of mons pubis every time. (Or rinse Pubis).

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    MantiMeowGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:32pm

    “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I’d be dating her”

    I sort of get why certain segments like this guy (all bluster and no knowledge - like a lot of America), but I would think this would creep out anyone. A lot of his support is middle aged and older white people who presumably some have daughters. How you can hear this and go “man, this guy is just a regular down to earth outsider like me” is very confusing. It’s just fucking weird.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeMantiMeow
      7/08/16 2:34pm

      You underestimate the single-issue “Fuck Trump’s Daughter” voter.

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      IanMantiMeow
      7/08/16 2:39pm

      Dude...this is the Duck Dynasty electorate we’re talking about...

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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:40pm

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      Sparky PolastryMasshole James
      7/08/16 2:41pm

      You’ve gotten so good at these, they just read as normal to me now.

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      Masshole JamesMasshole James
      7/08/16 2:42pm

      ——

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    PoimanentlyPuckeredGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:36pm

    She’s cute, sure, but who could say no to this??

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      Sparky PolastryPoimanentlyPuckered
      7/08/16 2:42pm

      My dear lord....how did you....where did you....

      My hat’s off...

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      jrfunkensteinPoimanentlyPuckered
      7/08/16 3:01pm

      I am now officially dead inside.

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    gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:52pm

    That’s silly. Obviously she’s his daughter. And his sister. His daughter. His sister. His daughter. His sister.

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      Syphilitic Scalia Saysgramercypolice
      7/09/16 10:39am

      I'm glad someone made this joke.

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      gramercypoliceSyphilitic Scalia Says
      7/09/16 4:13pm

      I’m always on the lookout for an opportunity to make a “you know what we do to nosy fellows? We cut off their noses!” But it hasn't happened yet.

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    Promnight Dumpster Baby FireGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:33pm

    Trump better stay out of Texas; under that new law he would have to be buried or cremated.

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      IanPromnight Dumpster Baby Fire
      7/08/16 2:40pm

      Your screen name is quite awesome. ;)

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    ad infinitumGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 5:25pm

    I’m going to be that person and point out that Donald/Ivanka fiction wouldn’t be slash — slash refers to same sex pairings.

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      R. damascenaad infinitum
      7/08/16 5:31pm

      Thank you for taking that burden upon yourself. The truth must be told.

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      ad infinitumR. damascena
      7/08/16 5:32pm

      I live to serve!

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    Bear BrianGabrielle Bluestone
    7/08/16 2:55pm

    I am close with my dad, but there is still nothing about the Donald-Ivanka fucked-up relationship that doesn’t make me go EW EW EW EW EW.

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