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    Sobchak SecurityAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:25pm

    I would like to throw my hat in this ring as well.

    My skills include: • Pretending to be a character from a movie. (In my defense its a fucking sweet car movie.)

    • I hate pretty much everyone alive and can find fault with any action. No matter how small or inconsequential. I am also completely comfortable in my hypocrisy and will not allow that to limit my day to day functions and/or snarkiness.

    • The rage and sarcasm I have at my disposal could smother a city the size of Detroit.

    • I have an extensive knowledge of information relating to politics, Star Wars, the politics of Star Wars, how to wash up at night, and observing Shabbos.

    • I don’t use Twitter. I don’t even really know how to read that well. But I can sometimes draw pretty pictures and my Photoshop kung fu is without rival.

    • I may or may not be the only person around here who gives a shit about the rules.

    If interested, please contact my secretary, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos and we’ll have lunch. Just don’t expect me to come out on Sunday, which is Shabbos. The Jewish day of rest. Or during the tournament.

    Looking forward to hearing for you. Kind Regards,

    Some dick

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      nice_marmotSobchak Security
      8/11/16 4:31pm

      Just don’t expect me to come out on Sunday, which is Shabbos. The Jewish day of rest.

      Man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic.

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      Sobchak Securitynice_marmot
      8/11/16 4:32pm

      What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

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    Richard PunchAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:25pm

    You guys... I love you guys...

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      nice_marmotRichard Punch
      8/11/16 4:34pm

      Yup. That tweet is “fire,” as my 13-year-old says.

      It’s my understanding this represents a favorable assessment.

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      secretagentmannice_marmot
      8/11/16 4:43pm

      Is ‘fire’ the new ‘sick’?

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    Gary-XAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:22pm

    These are good. Would definitely RT. But I’m noticing a lack of Harambe, and I’m not sure I can vote for a candidate who doesn’t make her stance on our friend, the good dead ape boy, clear.

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      sheliesmuchtooeasilyandfrequentlyGary-X
      8/11/16 4:30pm

      Serious question:

      Is Hillary more corrupt than incompetent or incompetent than corrupt?

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      FreeRonGary-X
      8/11/16 4:33pm

      Ashley aka Hillary thinks Harambe is a piece of shit who got what he had comin’

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    a seahorseAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:23pm

    As I’m sure you know, Gawker Media’s future is somewhat uncertain right now.

    I thought we were pretending it was all going to be okay :-(

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      Gary-Xa seahorse
      8/11/16 4:26pm

      Certainty: men need it.

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      Orlandu7a seahorse
      8/11/16 4:29pm

      Why would someone spend mid-eight-figures buying Gawker Media (and someone will) if they didn’t want the type of content Gawker Media produces?

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    SohrabAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:25pm

    I guess you TWO are not aware of the LEAKED ISIS video that Trump saw during his CLASSIFIED briefings showing Obama is the FOUNDER of ISIS and the fighters go through a skull and bones-type initiation to pledge ALLEGIANCE. MEDIA BIAS!

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      kosh74Sohrab
      8/11/16 5:30pm

      Thx alot for making me watch some ISIS recruitment vid, now some poor guy at the NSA has to balance that out with all the overwatchporn I have been watchin. I’m expecting a number of black SUV’s infront of my door any moment

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      Milo the catSohrab
      8/11/16 5:34pm

      damn, I was waiting for them to breakout dancing. This is the worse Muslim rendition of NSYNC I have ever seen.

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    Dave Ashley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
    8/11/16 4:22pm
    GIF

    Please make this happen.

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      HypnoCatAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
      8/11/16 4:55pm

      I don’t know - you think you can beat:

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        PoodletimeHypnoCat
        8/11/16 8:01pm

        Holy smokes — is that real? If so, it’s a level of game previously unseen from the nominee!

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        HypnoCatPoodletime
        8/11/16 8:14pm

        Absolutely real and my favorite tweet of this entire election cycle. Possibly ever.

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      philaDLJAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
      8/11/16 4:29pm
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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesphilaDLJ
        8/12/16 2:16am
        GIF
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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeAshley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
      8/11/16 4:22pm

      Would it kill you to throw a dat boi in here?

      smdh rotfl lmao kgb roi lmnop

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHip Brooklyn Stereotype
        8/12/16 2:09am

        She better add in some “Damn, Daniel!” or GTFO.

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      Hatless Suspect v5.0Ashley Feinberg and Hudson Hongo
      8/11/16 4:19pm

      Yes. Put Night Gawker in charge of her Twitter account.

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        PoodletimeHatless Suspect v5.0
        8/11/16 7:59pm

        Now that is a good idea! Night Gawker be fierce!

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