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    Johnny CrapGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:16pm

    Let’s be clear about Eric Trump.

    He’s an asshole.

    Like his father, who is also an asshole.

    So Eric Trump is quite literally the creation of an asshole’s penis, which resides in close proximity to an asshole’s asshole.

    He’s an asshole.

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      #NotAllYzermanJohnny Crap
      7/06/16 8:18pm

      This is fitting, because his brother is a giant pussy.

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      Most FlavorfulJohnny Crap
      7/06/16 8:23pm

      So the cheeto doesn’t fall far from the bag?

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    Wayward ApologyGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:14pm

    I wonder if Trump had to actually threaten to cut them off and disinherit them to get involved in his idiotic, racist campaign that would probably sully their family forever or if just the implied threat was enough.

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      AnotherProfWayward Apology
      7/06/16 8:20pm

      Have you seen these kids interviewed? Only the daughter really appears to have a shred of decency/intelligence.

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      TheDogIsStillBarkingWayward Apology
      7/06/16 8:27pm

      I was assuming they were genuinely supportive. Is that known to be incorrect? If I’m wrong, it would restore a little of my faith in humanity... and also lead me to believe that the implication is enough. If one of them spoke against any of this, it could destroy his campaign, and I believe he’s the kind of guy to hold a grudge.

      All of that assuming my real hope never comes: that any day now, Trump will announce this was all just a joke that really got away from him, and obviously he’s not really running for fucking president of the United States.

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    ThePriceofEggsinMaltaGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:32pm

    Dear God, I know we don’t chat very often anymore, and I know I said some pretty awful stuff during my college years. Anyway, what with your infinite mercy and all, could you see clear to make sure someone with an eye on a book deal is videotaping Paul Manafort and the rest of the quasi-professional Trump staff during any and all Trump speeches from here on out? Because Cheetoh Jesus seems to be completely releasing whatever tenuous grasp he had on reality, and after this election mercifully ends, I want to watch his staff’s reactions to the train wrecks this fucking lunatic calls “speeches.”

    Unless, of course, this election is the precursor to the rapture and the start of end times. In which case: well played, dude.

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      e.nonThePriceofEggsinMalta
      7/06/16 9:03pm

      that was quite the horrifying spectacle, wasn’t it. the man is completely unhinged. it was nonstop whining about all of the mean people (cnn, this time) out to get him; endless prattle about the sheriff’s star; and then back to him talking about himself..

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      houstonhomerThePriceofEggsinMalta
      7/06/16 9:05pm

      “Unless, of course, this election is the precursor to the rapture...”

      Surely this is the only explanation, right?!?

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    FlamingTelepathGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 9:57pm

    come on... worse than Salon.com

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesFlamingTelepath
      7/06/16 10:26pm
      GIF
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      FlamingTelepathGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      7/07/16 3:13am

      ?

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    DL ThurstonGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 10:36pm

    He was handed, fucking handed on a silver platter, days if not WEEKS of talking points by the FBI this weekend. And what is he doing? He’s still talking about the fucking Star of David tweet. Because his ego is so fucking fragile that he can’t abide being called names. Which I would find funny if not for the fact that he’s the presumptive nominee of one of the only two political parties with a viable chance at the presidency. He is one of only two people with a chance of being sworn into office just over six months from now. And is he showing any kind of competecy? No, he’s tweeting out pictures of Frozen sticker books that have six-pointed stars as though that makes some fucking point about double fucking standards.

    A generation from now our grandchildren won’t believe this when we tell them about it. I’m living through it and I hardly believe it.

    I mean, I can’t be too upset that he’s going to hand the Democrats four more years in the White House, but I feel like there should be an opposition party that isn’t just a dumpster fire that makes me fear what it would do to the country.

    (deep breath) I wouldn’t say I feel better now, but I needed to get that off my chest.

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      DoobyOneDL Thurston
      7/07/16 12:01am

      Nicole Wallace made the same point this morning. She said she wanted to cry after watching him start strong then veer off into being him. He gets bored reading from prepared notes or sticking to the script. He Cannot Do It. Like you, I believe a strong opposition party/parties is crucial to a long term robust system of government. But right now one of our parties is diseased and Trump is the rot that they have to confront.

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      Quo VadimusDL Thurston
      7/07/16 3:32am

      yeah, but doesn’t that just make you want to vote for him more? So we can see what happens when he is president and what wacky hijinx he’ll be involved in as a result?

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    jasoneliasGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:31pm

    Looks like Trump’s aging on the trail, if this keeps up he’s going to have to do his stump speeches from a Rascal.

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      Scoronatajasonelias
      7/06/16 8:52pm

      With his fingers, it’s going to be a little rascal.

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      jasoneliasScoronata
      7/06/16 9:04pm

      Yep, “Boy Size” controls and switches, ha.

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    Rikki-Tikki-DeadlyGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 9:12pm

    Gawker turned into a website that exclusively reprts Trump news so gradually I barely even noticed.

    OH WAIT I FUCKING NOTICED FOR CHRIST’S SAKE IS THERE NOTHING ELSE HAPPENING IN THE WORLD?

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      RealAmurricanRikki-Tikki-Deadly
      7/06/16 9:21pm

      It makes you long for the Neetzan-bot at this point...

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      DoobyOneRikki-Tikki-Deadly
      7/06/16 11:55pm

      We’re seeing something we haven’t seen in modern American politics. The religious party has nominated a reality star, huckster “billionaire”, racist, sexist fuckwit to the most important post in the world. We’re going to talk about it, laugh at his fuck ups and do everything we can to insure an electoral curb stomping in November.

      If it burdens you so to see all the Trump coverage, maybe don’t click or,hit another tab in your browser window and click over to someplace that makes you happy. Because watching this epic dumpster fuck of a fire is historic.

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    Jerry-NetherlandGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:27pm

    I thought these were his sons. They bear an uncanny resemblance...

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      Phanatically PhillyJerry-Netherland
      7/06/16 9:07pm

      Too much hair...

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    It's Like That AndGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:51pm

    What the fuck was the context of this? He sounds like a cheeto herpes sore screaming for his missing child while being chowed on by a neckbeard.

    Cheeto Herpes(TM).

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)It's Like That And
      7/06/16 8:59pm

      Trump doesn’t do context.

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    Johnny CrapGabrielle Bluestone
    7/06/16 8:18pm

    D. Trump to E. Trump: I may have cheated on your mother, but I love you!

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