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    gramercypoliceJordan Sargent
    7/06/16 8:12pm

    Never forget:

    Source, with more examples: http://www.vox.com/2015/12/3/9843…

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      YourFunnyUnclegramercypolice
      7/06/16 8:18pm

      i don’t really get how that is bad...

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      dothedewgramercypolice
      7/06/16 9:39pm

      .

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    Icecold DavisJordan Sargent
    7/06/16 8:08pm

    Elie Wiesel is still spinning in his grave about this tweet.

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      Jerry-NetherlandIcecold Davis
      7/06/16 8:12pm

      Elie Wiesel will rest in peace when Donald Trump loses the election.

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      Icecold DavisJerry-Netherland
      7/06/16 11:20pm

      This is the Galactic Federation’s last test before we get invited in IMO.

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    XrdsAlumJordan Sargent
    7/06/16 8:40pm

    Trump reiterated that his daughter’s Jewish family are “great people.”

    Of course. He makes “great people” exceptions for anyone who’s “good with money”.

    “What, what’s wrong with that? It’s a beautiful, beautiful thing and those short guys with the beanies should be proud that someone as great as me sees it.”

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      billy-quizboyXrdsAlum
      7/06/16 9:03pm

      those short guys with the beanies

      Your (imaginary, yet pretty darn apt) Trump quote should have something in it about hisuteness.

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      XrdsAlumbilly-quizboy
      7/06/16 9:05pm

      Sadly, it’s a paraphrase from his 1991 book:

      “The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

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    PhlegminglibJordan Sargent
    7/06/16 9:15pm

    Is it my imagination or is the guy getting more orange in color by the day? He ought to have that looked at.

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      TheDogIsStillBarkingPhlegminglib
      7/06/16 9:37pm

      Looks to me like the orange is dividing back into primary colors: his face looks redder, and his hair looks more yellow (not blond, actually yellow, like his hair is jaundiced).

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      Flm3454Phlegminglib
      7/07/16 5:38am

      I think probably high blood pressure is being reflected in the color of his face, and then mix that with the already horrible self-tanner, and you get nuclear orange.

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    Last Burner, I SwearJordan Sargent
    7/06/16 8:07pm

    I wonder how long it will be before he stops calling his grandchildren “beautiful” and starts calling them “sexy".

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)Jordan Sargent
      7/06/16 8:28pm

      He’s the kind of guy who loves Jews because he thinks they make all the money and control all the media and thinks if he gets in the club, he will too.

      Basically he’s the Fugu Plan of people.

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        RealAmurricanJordan Sargent
        7/06/16 9:19pm

        “I love David Lee Roth, I love James Caan, Kirk Douglas - just a terrific actor, and of course the late Dinah Shorah"

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          Johnny CrapJordan Sargent
          7/06/16 8:08pm

          Adam Sandler and Benjamin Netnayahu are conspicuous by their absence!

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            Kaye Syrah SyrahJordan Sargent
            7/06/16 10:34pm

            Goddamned Gawker hasn’t updated the list of Trump nicknames. Based on this, I feel like we can add Rotting Tzimmes Time Lapse.

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              CaveyJordan Sargent
              7/06/16 8:40pm

              Yo, Donald. We’re not supposed to keep lists of Jewish people anymore.

              Signed,

              -Ze Germans

              XOXOXO

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