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    The Alvin Greene DreamRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:22pm

    Lawlin’.

    No matter what you think of Bernie Sanders, you have to admit that this is precisely what Wolf Blitzer deserves from life.

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      SeaBeastRisingThe Alvin Greene Dream
      7/06/16 5:24pm

      Blitzer is such a fucking Jake.

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      IanThe Alvin Greene Dream
      7/06/16 5:26pm

      Larry Wilmore roasted that mofo at the correspondents’ dinner.

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    VanNostrandRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:50pm

    There’s no way someone with such poor judgment and clearly teetering on the verge of senility is fit to be president.

    You think private servers are bad, this guy would accidentally CC emails to Putin, all the while wondering why there’s a secretary of cheese curd gravy fries.

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      You might be wrong.VanNostrand
      7/06/16 6:16pm

      Only one of the potential nominees for president has been chided on poor judgment by the feds.

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      CakewalkinDaddyYou might be wrong.
      7/06/16 6:37pm

      ... chided on poor judgment by the feds.

      Bernie never mishandled secret information because he was not important enough to ever see secret information. It’s not better judgement, it’s lack of opportunity to fuck up.

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    tornadoslackssRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:27pm

    Sometimes at work when people are talking to me about work stuff and they’re going on and on about said work stuff I squint my eyes and pretend it’s Jake Ryan talking to me and I smile and they think I’m taking it all in but I’m really just happy that 1980s sexy Jake Ryan is talking to me. Maybe that's what Bernie was doing.

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      Masshole Jamestornadoslackss
      7/06/16 5:39pm

      Yeah, I hear you. Similar thing happens to me, especially in our weekly meetings to discuss nothing of importance.

      GIF
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      Chain-Chomp2tornadoslackss
      7/06/16 5:42pm

      I usually smile at them and think, fuck you! I also do the same thing when I’m driving by some of my neighbors except that I wave and smile as I say it.

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    Andy CushRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:31pm

    Forget it, Jake, it’s The Situation Room.

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      Mr.Spaghetti! The Gentildouche YearsAndy Cush
      7/06/16 5:32pm

      Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

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      billy-quizboyAndy Cush
      7/06/16 5:33pm

      Wolf Blitzer, Jake Tapper...

      There’s not a lot of difference, actually.

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    puncha yo bunsRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:25pm

    His handlers definitely told him he had an interview with Jake Tapper today and despite the face sitting across the table from him, he was like, “I don’t give a shit, goddammit. I’m sticking to my intel 100%.”

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      DissidentSocialistpuncha yo buns
      7/06/16 5:28pm

      Yep, that’s Bernie, always listening to his handlers and prepping for media.

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      puncha yo bunsDissidentSocialist
      7/06/16 5:32pm

      Welp...that would be the joke.

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    MarkRavingMadRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:27pm

    Bernie who?

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      Masshole JamesMarkRavingMad
      7/06/16 5:42pm

      You know, Bernie Sanders, the Senator from Vermont? The man who’s going to run for the democratic nomination for president again in four years after Hillary has been impeached and removed from office?

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      Nina SwanMasshole James
      7/06/16 5:48pm

      LOL

      You were making a joke there, right? I can’t tell anymore.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:31pm

    In my mind I see Larry David as Bernie back stage yelling “What do you mean ‘Wolf’? What kind of a crazy name is Wolf??? No, we’re going with Jake.”

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      Wooooodʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILD
      7/06/16 5:40pm

      This, this exactly! That’s how I always picture Bernie.

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      Doofenschmirtz, Inc.Woooood
      7/06/16 5:54pm

      Meanwhile, Wolf’s handlers are telling Bernie’s people

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    caekislove-caekingitupRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:27pm

    I know that there’s a “Jake from State Farm” joke out there somewhere that will make me lol.

    Will *YOU* be the one to make that joke?

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlescaekislove-caekingitup
      7/06/16 5:45pm

      Probably not, but I’m not wearing khakis today...

      I’m actually naked.

      Hey, are those sirens I hear?

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      Sparky Polastrycaekislove-caekingitup
      7/06/16 5:48pm

      ‘Will *YOU* be the one to make that joke?’

      I dunno....will you be the one to Jake that Jake?

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    Denzel WashyourtongueRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:26pm

    Bernie: Look, Jake..

    Wolf: No. It’s wolf.. Wolf!

    Bernie: Oh. Sorry, Wolf, I was looking at that sign.

    Bernie: Look, Montell. It’s...

    Wolf: No! It’s Wolf!!!

    Bernie: Oh! sorry.. I was looking at my phone.

    Bernie: Look, lips, breast, ass and thighs..

    Wolf: New intern?

    Bernie: Yeah...

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      TeamHulkDenzel Washyourtongue
      7/06/16 5:49pm

      This is almost as good as the 150 times time Hillary called an investigator in a federal deposition “I don’t remember”.

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    det-devil-ailsRich Juzwiak
    7/06/16 5:38pm

    ‘Blitzer even politely corrected him at one point, saying, “Wolf, Wolf, Wolf, Wolf,” when Sanders called him “Jake” for the third time.’

    ha! Classic Jake!

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