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99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:38pm

Hi! I am Clippy. It looks like you hate the Jews. Zionist pigs control the world. With my help we can bring about the rise of the Fourth Reich.
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  Neanderthalman99Telep☺dpr☹blems
  7/04/16 10:42pm
  I wish I could star this multiple times.
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  99Telep☺dpr☹blemsNeanderthalman
  7/04/16 10:44pm
  Make sure to use a yellow star of David.
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ManchuCandidateAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:35pm
I blame the New Times Hitler Font
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  Jerry-NetherlandManchuCandidate
  7/04/16 10:38pm
  Times New Bavarian?
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  ShmataHariJerry-Netherland
  7/04/16 10:40pm
  Times Neue Bavarian
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flamingolingoAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:42pm

There sure were a lot of sheriffs in 1940s Europe. No wonder the continent was so peaceful and orderly back then!
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  Tom Waits's Old Hatflamingolingo
  7/04/16 10:59pm
  What, exactly, does “Other Part of Slovakia” mean? Is that how Slovaks describe the Czech Republic?
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  dothedewflamingolingo
  7/04/16 11:27pm
  They weren’t all sheriffs. Some were just deputized by the Insane Brown(shirt) Posse
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HellephantAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:39pm
Couldn't be a badge—that's a sans sheriff font.
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  SohrabHellephant
  7/04/16 11:15pm
  This is too underrated.
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  alpacalipsnowSohrab
  7/04/16 11:37pm
  Typography jokes never get old.
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Thad CastleAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:37pm
So essentially, all of his remaining campaign resources are currently being used to spin this issue.
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  CPT DThad Castle
  7/05/16 12:12am
  Amazing ain’t it? You want a preview of a Trump presidency? Here it is: constant idiotic scandals. They have been playing defense on yet another ridiculous self inflicted wound for days now, unable to get any media exposure for their arguments. (ha, ha, just kidding they have no arguments)
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  Doofenschmirtz, Inc.CPT D
  7/05/16 12:50am
  Well then I guess it’s better to elect Hillary because there will definitely be no scandals with her. No siree, Bob.
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TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Ashley Feinberg
7/04/16 11:24pm
The more blatant lies they tell, the longer this embarrassment stays in the news. They should just say “I wasn’t paying attention, it was an accident.” It’d still be a lie, but at least it’d be hard to prove.

Sooooooooo you just keep doing you, Trump! Who would have guessed that his campaign’s downfall would not be his racism, his womanizing, or his stoking of political violence, but his thin skin? Say what you will about “establishment politicians,” at least they usually know when to let something lie.
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  Doofenschmirtz, Inc.TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
  7/04/16 11:44pm
  And yet with all this, in the latest Rasmussen poll he’s gaining on Hillary since they’re only 5 points apart.
  
  At this rate, by the time the Hillary troll army get to blasting that child rape story from Huffpo based on Alternet rumors, he’ll have closed the gap.
  
  The least shameful thing to do now is just cancel the November election or give the Presidency to whoever won the biggest lotto jackpot.
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  TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Doofenschmirtz, Inc.
  7/05/16 12:11am
  “Oh no, not another term of basically the same policies as Obama! The world will burn!” Just because Hillary isn’t (remotely) ideal doesn’t make her the Antichrist.
  
  Also:
  
  To be clear, that tweet was made two months ago, the last time Rasmussen made headlines with a contrary poll result. Rasmussen’s polls are relatively worthless, and have been ever since the rise of the Tea Party. I don’t know what he’s got wrong with his likely voter sample, but he produces outlier polls more often than practically any other unpaid pollster.
  
  That doesn’t mean he’s wrong. But no single poll should be taken as proof that the race is close. (For reference, the Rasmussen poll put Trump ahead by 4%.) The fact that the latest Reuters/Ipsos poll puts Hillary 9 points ahead doesn’t mean she’s scraping double digits, either. More likely, her lead was somewhere around 7%, and now it’s somewhere around 5%. Obama beat McCain by 7% and Romney by 3%. By all evidence, (USA Today shows a 5% lead, Fox News shows a 6% lead) Hillary has a solid 4-6% lead on Trump, as she has since Sanders effectively conceded.
  
  As long as Trump continues to drown out Hillary’s bad headlines with his willful stupidity, I have no reason to expect that to change.
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IkerCatsillasAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:37pm
The sheriff’s badge—which is available under Microsoft’s “shapes”—fit with the theme of corrupt Hillary and that is why I selected it.

Of course they had to use Microsoft Shapes... after all, they were denied the standard free Apple campaign computers, and it’s not like they’ve got the money to buy their own.
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  HoudamanIkerCatsillas
  7/04/16 11:29pm
  I don’t get why they are putting a big ‘sheriff star’ beside her if they are trying to imply she’s crooked. I guess it’s Jewish as well but I think most people see a sheriff badge. If I see a sheriff’s badge and a pic of someone and beside it I want to vote them in as sheriff (I’m very easily swayed in that way). The swastika montage seems a little off too, is she running for sheriff or is she the most bad ass Nazi I’ve seen with that big swastika full of her faces.
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  notfromvenusHoudaman
  7/04/16 11:49pm
  I have a hard time believing anyone sees a sherrif’s badge, which famously always have circles at the points of the star and/or a thick circle around the whole star, and is often a five-pointed star. The Star of David is a pretty specific shape that is distinct from that.
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Fred SmithAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:49pm
Trump Lies are so incompetent. It’s like dealing with a 10-year old.
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  MalcireFred Smith
  7/04/16 11:26pm
  It’s worse. He’s paying this dude. That means Trump can’t even select someone who lies well. :p
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  In My Party DressFred Smith
  7/04/16 11:39pm
  You're giving him too much credit. I spent the weekend with a seven-year-old who made way more sense than D.T. In fact, I think her three-year-old brother threw fewer tantrums.
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jrfunkensteinAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 11:32pm
Guess they couldn’t pin this on those known librul operatives, the leprechauns and unicorns, huh?
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  RaiderRichjrfunkenstein
  7/05/16 2:42am
  Uh oh. They’re playing let’s see who can step on their junk the hardest:
  
  “Hillary Clinton’s closest aide revealed in a deposition last week that her boss destroyed at least some of her schedules as secretary of state — a revelation that could complicate matters for the presumptive Democratic nominee, who, along with the State Department she ran, is facing numerous lawsuits seeking those public records.”
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  jrfunkensteinRaiderRich
  7/05/16 5:25am
  Wow; that should absolutely make the difference between not being indicted and being publicly executed.
  
  Way to crack the case open.
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ThePriceofEggsinMaltaAshley Feinberg
7/04/16 10:50pm
I’m starting to wonder if the entire Trump staff are being held at gunpoint in a warehouse somewhere, and this entire bizarre campaign is actually a series of coded messages begging us to call the police.
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  jrfunkensteinThePriceofEggsinMalta
  7/05/16 6:07am
  Exactly; join us...
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