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    Vox PopulistAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:24pm

    Kim needs to take some lessons from Hitler. No alcohol, plant-based diet, sleeping in late.

    Early to bed, early to rise keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise.

    Also: Don’t declare war on the US and hold on to those nukes for dear life.

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      toothpetardVox Populist
      7/01/16 6:40pm

      It’s how hitler lived to such a ripe old age.

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      Forkishtoothpetard
      7/01/16 7:02pm

      Argentina was great for his health.

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    Hang The HaberdasherAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:23pm

    It’s probably better for Bernie Sanders that his presidential bid failed. Imagine what he’d have looked like in 4-8 years.

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      toothpetardHang The Haberdasher
      7/01/16 6:35pm

      only rain water and pure grain alcohol for this fighting american

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      puncha yo bunsHang The Haberdasher
      7/01/16 6:36pm

      this is bothering me because seize is spelled wrong and there’s NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT

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    stuckinthegreyswithyouAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:20pm

    What he will look like in 2020:

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      dothedewstuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/01/16 6:38pm

      Maybe Donald can send his buddy Kim some of the great cheap speed pills he gets.

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      Aneuralstuckinthegreyswithyou
      7/01/16 7:19pm

      I have a different theory

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    NefertittiesAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:23pm

    Considering his upbringing, he never had a chance. Don’t eat your feelings, Kim Jong!

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      NefertittiesNefertitties
      7/01/16 6:25pm

      Un-photoshopped photo here. Like, seriously, he never had a chance.

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      HundredgunnerNefertitties
      7/01/16 6:33pm

      Isn’t one of his brothers banished to disney land? :/

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    the actual bajmahalAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:23pm

    Hey now. Political enemies don't eat themselves you know.

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      puncha yo bunsthe actual bajmahal
      7/01/16 6:46pm

      It’s very Adventure Time. I’d say check inside him for a half-eaten relative who threatens his power at the throne.

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)the actual bajmahal
      7/01/16 7:14pm
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    Oliver St. John-MolluscAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:20pm

    Wow, fat shaming someone undergoing extreme work stress...what happened to 20% nicer?!?!??!11

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      Carly's Vice Presidential HemorrhoidOliver St. John-Mollusc
      7/01/16 6:23pm

      Seriously? Come on. Serioulsy? Drop the cupcake and tell me you’re being serious.

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      Vox PopulistOliver St. John-Mollusc
      7/01/16 6:25pm

      He is getting fatter as the rest of North Korea is getting slimmer.

      I fear there is something else going on here.

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    e.nonAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:57pm

    it really is shocking the hold this nitwit has on the country; and that at least one of those generals would stab him with the pen he’s holding instead of writing down the splendid sayings of dear leader:

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      Sarahspundae.non
      7/01/16 7:14pm

      I love that they carry their rice bowls on their heads all the time.

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      Obfuscatio: philosopher at largee.non
      7/01/16 7:21pm

      Fuck me, but authority really does seem to be about who has the biggest hat. (Those of you suggesting Dear Leader isn’t wearing a hat: he’s using a splay-footed cane to hold it up.)

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    Lenny ValentinAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:20pm

    *ahem*

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      Attractive NuisanceLenny Valentin
      7/01/16 6:24pm

      Holy shit.

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      Emily_8361Lenny Valentin
      7/01/16 6:28pm

      Yup, the Presidency is aging...

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    WhatsTheDealWithBadPostsAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:23pm

    Impressive, considering how the meats are divided into a class system. You got pastrami and corned beef in one class and salami and bologna in another. That’s not right.

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      Cam/ronWhatsTheDealWithBadPosts
      7/01/16 6:30pm

      Silence! Eat your borscht.

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    AcmeDehydratedTornadoAshley Feinberg
    7/01/16 6:40pm

    Apparently, Being a Despotic Dictator Governor of a Shit Hole State Really Fucks You Up

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      AcmeDehydratedTornadoAcmeDehydratedTornado
      7/01/16 7:06pm

      Corroboration is the basis of good Kinja.

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      KulturVulturAcmeDehydratedTornado
      7/01/16 7:09pm

      A Princeton shirt? You fat fucking loser.

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