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    courtKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 3:36pm

    England’s football team has also played a match in the eurocup at least four times, but alas they shot blanks.

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      Jingobellcourt
      7/01/16 3:42pm

      Do Yanks really call it the Eurocup? Wow

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      Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Jingobell
      7/01/16 3:45pm

      You’re lucky someone is even mentioning soccer..I mean, football at all. What do you guys call the competition for a sport we rarely think about?

      Eh, never mind...I lost interest and there’s something shiny over there.

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    HerRoyalRednessKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 4:10pm

    As you can see, Elizabeth was pissed:

    GIF
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      Mme. de Stael (nee the Empress Frederick)HerRoyalRedness
      7/01/16 5:38pm

      ......didn’t Gawker tell us recently that she was cloning people?......

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      HerRoyalRednessMme. de Stael (nee the Empress Frederick)
      7/01/16 8:12pm

      I missed that, but I’d love if she cloned Idris Elba and Aidan Turner!

      GIF
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    JeffersonMurderKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 3:40pm

    Best to watch what you say about the Queen.

    GIF
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      VtDkDudeJeffersonMurder
      7/01/16 4:25pm

      So what do we think he did to the Shame-Nun? Zombie rape? Slow removal of body parts by tearing? Both?

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      catezeroVtDkDude
      7/01/16 6:51pm

      I got a distinct zombie rape vibe but I’m choosing not to dwell on it because it made me feel a little nauseous

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    Flying SquidKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 3:56pm

    Don’t Make Me Laugh is the best show on Radio 4. I have not laughed so hard at a radio program in years.

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      giddyponyFlying Squid
      7/01/16 4:29pm

      Wait Wait I haven’t A Clue, My Teenage Diary and Just a Minute have made me weep with laughter.

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      Flying Squidgiddypony
      7/01/16 4:32pm

      “I’m Sorry, I Haven’t a Clue.”

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    kingwolfKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 3:50pm

    Oh come on! We all know Queenie-poo has had her fancy tickled and has tickled the fancies of others. I’m talking about genitals by the way.

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      Pessimippopotamuskingwolf
      7/01/16 5:02pm

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      HunkHogankingwolf
      7/02/16 10:37pm

      You beast!

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    j-mmKelly Faircloth
    7/01/16 7:08pm

    I don’t get the joke. Are they trying to say the Queen isn’t sexy? Because damn people, the Queen is sexy.

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      BadgirlbeautyKelly Faircloth
      7/01/16 5:21pm

      Everyone knows that the Royal family are shape shifting lizards so less of the bonking more of the egg hatching.

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        WhiskeyprayerKelly Faircloth
        7/01/16 6:39pm

        The Queen procreated through sex???? Next you’ll tell me she poops.

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          JingobellKelly Faircloth
          7/01/16 3:44pm

          So we pay millions a year to keep that parasite and her gross hoard around and can’t even make extremely tepid jojes?

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            Tart-isJingobell
            7/01/16 3:50pm

            Exactly. Who gives a shit? She’s an expensive figurehead with no power and no one should give any shits about poking fun at her.

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          TamWingsKelly Faircloth
          7/01/16 3:40pm

          What? Are we supposed to pretend she’s a virgin? That was the other Queen Elizabeth.

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