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    Jackie_Jormp_JompBobby Finger
    7/01/16 10:23am
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    Imagine being one of Jennifer Garner’s friends right now. “You’re getting back together?....Congrats.” I would have a really, really difficult time pretending to be happy about the news.

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      junwelloJackie_Jormp_Jomp
      7/01/16 10:25am

      Between your kinja moniker and your gif you’ve positively won my heart.

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      spreebreeJackie_Jormp_Jomp
      7/01/16 10:31am

      I have a friend currently dating a scumbag. About every 2 weeks she tells me she's done and doesn't want to be with him anymore. And then a few days later she posts something on facebook about how much she loves him and uses all of the pink heart emojis. It is taking all of my willpower to not smack her upside the head and tell her she's a fucking idiot for being with him. I imagine Garner's friends all feel the same way.

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:44am

    the moment where I didn’t realize there was a black man cropped out of this picture and thought it was the hand of Jennifer Garner will surely be the best part of my day today.

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      Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of usSnacky_Onassis
      7/01/16 9:47am

      So it wasn't just me! I saw the pic super quickly and my brain didn't register the hand must belong to a black person, I thought it was really her hand and went "huh, something's off with her hand, I wonder if she knows".

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereSnacky_Onassis
      7/01/16 9:47am

      Snacky, did you think J-Garns has man-hands?

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    det-devil-ailsBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:44am

    Jennifer Garner’s undeniably “pretty,” but does anyone else find her kind of... I dunno... “aggressively asexual?”

    (Also, I just noticed in that picture, her hands are huge and black.)

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      randilynisFINDILYNdet-devil-ails
      7/01/16 10:04am

      Yes.

      But I didn’t watch Alias so that might make a difference.

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      Hntrss13 Version 2.0det-devil-ails
      7/01/16 10:31am

      So she was Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift was Taylor Swift?

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    see you in rach-hell only comments on tswift nowBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:46am

    Doesn’t surprise me, because of this quote in Jennifer’s Vanity Fair interview earlier this year:

    Garner echoes that sentiment. “I didn’t marry the big fat movie star; I married him,” she says. “And I would go back and remake that decision. I ran down the beach to him, and I would again. You can’t have these three babies and so much of what we had. He’s the love of my life. What am I going to do about that? He’s the most brilliant person in any room, the most charismatic, the most generous. He’s just a complicated guy. I always say, ‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

    I mean... Damn.

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      mjoneslostherburnerkeysee you in rach-hell only comments on tswift now
      7/01/16 9:52am

      But like Michael Vartan is single again girl. Does she know that?

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      rusholmeruffiansee you in rach-hell only comments on tswift now
      7/01/16 10:00am

      The best part of that interview is when she said “Bless his heart” about his phoenix tattoo.

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    apersCapersBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:51am

    Ok, seriously that picture on Anna Kendrick is terrible confusing. It’s like when you try to take a selfie from high above you looking down so you looks really fit, but it is not like that at all. I mean, this is from the same event. Not crazy about the dress, but she looks cute.

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      Heywood U CuddlemeapersCapers
      7/01/16 10:08am

      All I can see are nipples

      (I know it’s just an unfortunate seam, but come on. There has got to be a better way to construct a dress)

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      apersCapersHeywood U Cuddleme
      7/01/16 10:19am

      The darts are very unfortunate. You'd think with all the money and stylists, it would be better. Plus that color is way too close to her skin tone.

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    Tupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of usBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:48am

    I'm sure Rihanna is just trolling Drake at this point.

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      randilynisFINDILYNTupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of us
      7/01/16 10:02am

      I felt like that was the case watching the Work video. Like “I can touch you, you can’t touch me”

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      rusholmeruffianTupiniquim - white cat with hands is all of us
      7/01/16 10:02am

      For which I salute her.

      If I were in a locked room with Drake and Donald Trump and had a gun with just one bullet, it’d take me a looooooong time to decide which one to shoot.

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    hotsaucedBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:51am

    Someone please explain the picture of Anna Kendrick to me. I’m confused and disturbed. Is it just a bad angle or was it shopped?

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      Snacky_Onassishotsauced
      7/01/16 10:10am

      Taken at a weird angle with a wide angle lens while she is standing awkwardly is my diagnosis. A perfect storm of unflattering, if you will.

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      jifaner13hotsauced
      7/01/16 10:14am

      It’s a weird angle and her skirt is casting a shadow on her legs making them look half their actual size

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    7/01/16 10:05am

    I knew it. That’s why I whatevered that story earlier this week about them setting it aside because of disaster relief. That made no sense. To this revelation, I’m still ... whatever.

    You know what I could use a little less of? Rumors about Rihanna and Drake. We can’t will this couple into existence, world!

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      pibberNo-Mi Skye
      7/01/16 10:33am

      I wanted Drake to be with Nicki Minaj for the longest time. Now that the Drake/meek Mills feud is over I don’t care though. It was the only thing that could make that feud interesting.

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      No-Mi Skyepibber
      7/01/16 10:41am

      The feud was the most interesting thing about Meek’s career. I doubt he’ll get that kind of press ever again. Nicki herself has become rather low key. Well for her anyway.

      I never saw the thing with Drake and Nicki. I always thought it was a lot of hype just to sell the songs they collaborated on. Especially since she was supposedly with Safaree for the majority of the time she and Drake had known each other.

      Maybe they had a one off. Joe Budden apparently implies that in his new song.

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    EdnasEdiblesBobby Finger
    7/01/16 9:51am

    I thought Alexander Skarsgard was gay. I mean, I guess that means he could still marry Alexa Chung if he wanted to . . . eh, who cares. Mazel tov to everyone.

    Except Ben & Jen. Just put the damn dog down already. I feel like they’ve spent their whole marriage desperately trying to be happy with each other. Marriage is hard work but it shouldn’t be quite so sisyphean. Sheesh, enough already.

    I have a lot of opinions on people I don’t know today.

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      secretagentmanBobby Finger
      7/01/16 10:08am

      Yeah, I don’t think Skarsgard likes her that way. He did ‘date’ Ellen Page after all.

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        junwellosecretagentman
        7/01/16 10:25am

        Either way, he has a delightful Scandinavian overbite.

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