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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:06am

    Well, see, Melania's got a thing for guys in football uniforms, and just looking at Don as he is IRL doesn't do much for, well, anybody, really, so he kinda had to do it.

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      BaggyTrousers3IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      7/01/16 9:08am

      That explains why she always looks like she’s squinting.

      “Yeah.... yeah, I guess I can kinda see Tim Tebow. Ok, let’s do this.”

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      VtDkDudeIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      7/01/16 9:08am

      I am starring you, but I am completely disgusted at the thought you put in my head.

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    BaggyTrousers3Gabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:03am

    Unless he donated it to charity

    ...which he will be doing tomorrow and forget to backdate the donation papers, thankyouverymuch.

    Seriously, for a “failing paper” the Washington Post is all over his ass.

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      LRonsCupboardBaggyTrousers3
      7/01/16 9:12am

      I’m basically picturing Marty Baron, upon hearing Trump ban the Post from his events, saying, “Challenge accepted!”

      I think the Post is as good as it ever has been. They’re doing fantastic work.

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      Nigel OverstreetBaggyTrousers3
      7/01/16 9:29am

      “Get that garbage helmet out of here. This isn’t the city dump!”

      - Goodwill

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    Sean BrodyGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:12am

    Popular with hicks and Jesus freaks but had no real skills and couldn’t make it on the big stage when it mattered.

    But enough about Donald.

    #wakka


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      yousayclamato, joeSean Brody
      7/01/16 9:18am

      Exaggerated what he had inside pocket.

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysSean Brody
      7/01/16 9:29am

      +1 crossover potential with Deadspin.

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    AmbulanceChaserGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:27am

    Gabrielle, you sound jelly! There is nothing wrong with Tim Tebow. There are bigger problems in this world you should be reporting. Check out the Clinton foundation while you are at it.

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      Nigel OverstreetAmbulanceChaser
      7/01/16 9:35am

      “There is nothing wrong with Tim Tebow”

      You clearly never had to watch him play.

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      Mike HawkAmbulanceChaser
      7/01/16 10:00am

      He can’t shave properly.

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    Yotsuba&TochanGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:08am

    Trump basically won big legitimately in business once by gambling on the real estate market when (thanks to daddy’s inheritance) he had cash when no one else did in the 1980s real estate crash.

    Since that time, he’s basically living proof that it’s insanely easy to make money, even on failed business ventures, when your personal wealth allows you to prey on weak business regulation laws that make chummy relationships between CEOs and boards of directors (with golden parachutes) as with the Trump Atlantic City “empire” or prey on the weakest most desperate members of society, as in Trump University or the Who’s Who scam.

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      OhioGrownYotsuba&Tochan
      7/01/16 9:22am

      But bootstraps or something...

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      VeggieTartYotsuba&Tochan
      7/01/16 10:29am

      Since that time, he’s basically living proof that it’s insanely easy to make money, even on failed business ventures, when your personal wealth allows you to prey on weak business regulation laws...

      So is George W. Bush. We already had one failed businessman/con artist president, and I don’t want another.

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    BleedingFromHerWhereverGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:16am

    After learning yesterday that he’s conning us on his taxes, is anyone shocked that this surprisingly-influential oil spill but instead of oil it’s Cheeto dust is lying about this too?

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      BaggyTrousers3BleedingFromHerWherever
      7/01/16 9:22am

      Don the Con

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      dde69BleedingFromHerWherever
      7/01/16 9:54am

      I don’t know what else it’s going to take to convince GOP voters he’s a fraud short of actually seeing his tax returns.

      You’d think, “Gee... why does a billionaire have to steal money from his charity?” would do it.

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    OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 11:06am

    The word is “cachet,” not “cache.”

    A cache is a hidden store of things. It is also a verb meaning to hide things to store for later.

    Samwell found a cache of dragonglass weapons buried at The Fist Of The First Men.

    Katniss cached a handful of arrows under some brush, certain that she would need it later in the Games.

    Cachet is the perceived, often ephemeral or transient, value of a thing.

    Bateman was quite enamored of his Bugatti Veyron. It was a horribly impractical vehicle but nevertheless, among the cognoscenti, it held a certain cachet.

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      DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?OMG!PONIES!
      7/01/16 2:48pm

      During WW II, there was a midget named Ludvik from Czechoslovakia. The French Resistance smuggled him into Paris. His talent? He was a stealthy assassin who killed with a boomerang. He was assigned the best handler, Marie, a beautiful woman with contacts all over Paris, and together they plotted... to kill Hitler!

      As the moment approached, however, their cover was blown. They fled through the streets until Marie spotted a bank she knew was sympathetic to the cause. She sprinted in the door, placed Ludvik on the counter and asked “Do you think you could cache a small Czech?”

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    GrumpyEagleGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:29am

    If there's anything positive to come out of the Trump experiment, it's the revelation that the American public isn't as turned off by candidates with questionable histories and grungy backstories as previously thought. This could very well open the door for those who might actually be fine leaders and administrators (despite being Republicans), but who've shied away from politics because of fears of what might be "dug up". Hell, if someone with Trump's baggage can get this far, then college marijuana experiences, old-girlfriend stories, and misbehaving family members might not be the lodestones they used to be.

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      Mike HawkGrumpyEagle
      7/01/16 10:23am

      You’re ignoring the IOKIYAR effect.

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      jsandy1009GrumpyEagle
      7/01/16 10:24am

      Yeah but it seems that only works for trump. Every other candidate has to be squeaky clean but trump. Trump is still giving Hillary shit over Bill’s infidelity, even though he has admitted to numerous affairs himself.

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    Drakkon- Gravity is HOLDING AMERICA DOWN!!! Wake up people!Gabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 10:33am

    Angry old dude checking in. Can we say ‘owning’ as a surrogate for ‘embarassed’ has run its course? Can we move on? Thankfully ‘kerfuffle’ has dropped from the hourly news reports.

    Anyways, please stop owning yourselves with hallow verbiage. It’s, like totally, passe.

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      DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?Drakkon- Gravity is HOLDING AMERICA DOWN!!! Wake up people!
      7/01/16 2:55pm

      Do you exclaim “fiddlesticks!” with any regularity?

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      Drakkon- Gravity is HOLDING AMERICA DOWN!!! Wake up people!DidYouReallyRespondToMyComment?
      7/01/16 4:50pm

      Nay, but have on occasion exclaimed ‘tomfoolery.'

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    det-devil-ailsGabrielle Bluestone
    7/01/16 9:40am

    Most humiliating purchase? Worse than those finger extenders?

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      DoubleOJoedet-devil-ails
      7/01/16 4:33pm

      He probably regrets not springing for the top of the line “Arsenio” model.

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