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    The Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending)Hudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:09pm

    This is a Mexican Air Force F-5, the primary fighter-bomber of Mexico

    They have 6 of them.

    This is the USA’s primary Fighter Bomber, the F-15E

    We have over 250 of them. I don’t think we have anything to worry about.

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      facwThe Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending)
      6/30/16 8:15pm

      But look how tiny it is. It could sneak through places an F-15 wouldn’t fit, and then what would we do?

      Granted the US also has something like 40 F-5s, which the Navy and Marines use to train against, and the Air Force has almost 500 T-38 trainers, which are based on the same design, though slower and not as combat capable.

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      LanciereThe Devil Drives a Mustang (Rotary Pending)
      6/30/16 8:16pm

      Yeah, we shouldn’t be that worried.

      GIF
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    BleedingFromHerWhereverHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:12pm

    “Clearly the presumptive Republican nominee was just joking...”

    I’m not so sure about that. This spontaneously-combusted platypus that was put back together but incorrectly genuinely thinks a plane full of Mexicans was probably flying over to begin a campaign of rape and drug trafficking from the skies.

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      OpenSourceDWORDBleedingFromHerWherever
      6/30/16 8:15pm

      They were probably wearing heebiejabis.

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      DoobyOneBleedingFromHerWherever
      6/30/16 8:21pm

      Yes, I'd like some of our resident trolls to come by and tell us how Trump has a chance.

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    LetsgobowlingHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:04pm

    So he admits the wall will be useless?

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      espo618Letsgobowling
      6/30/16 8:05pm

      No, no, no. It needs to be REALLY big.

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      JSpittyLetsgobowling
      6/30/16 8:06pm

      The wall just got 20343029843209 feet taller.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:05pm

    Who knows what he was even really pointing at with those baby corn fingers?

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      Rubbish Custard TartCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      6/30/16 8:08pm

      baby carrot*

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      FusilliJerryCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      6/30/16 8:32pm

      When I get Cheetos with a sub for lunch, is it wrong that I call them a bag of Trump Fingers instead?

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    NefertittiesHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:10pm

    Then I suggest that we put him and all of his supporters in the safest place of all. (Never to be heard from again. Gawked at, but never heard from again.)

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      Tom Waits's Old HatNefertitties
      6/30/16 8:24pm

      He’s already in New Hampshire; Maine is right over there!

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      MisterPigginsNefertitties
      6/30/16 8:57pm

      They’ll blow the meth lab on day one.

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    Around the HornyHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:09pm
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      Cylontater: Genital WhispererAround the Horny
      6/30/16 8:15pm

      Trump’s hands aren't that big.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAround the Horny
      6/30/16 10:37pm

      Flawless victory

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    jezbannedHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:22pm

    I’m okay with this. Let’s cavalierly and jokingly accuse our allies of maybe attacking us after spending over a year antagonizing them. This guy is ready to be head of state.

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      hotoynoodlejezbanned
      6/30/16 8:27pm

      while the ACTUAL leaders of the u.s. and mexico were in canada discussing ACTUAL issues and making ACTUAL plans.

      can you imagine having to spend social time with trump? he’s so not funny, but thinks he’s funny and is so ignorant but thinks he’s so smart? i’d collapse with a rage stroke in under 5 minutes.

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      Skipping along to our shared destructionhotoynoodle
      7/01/16 7:44am

      You’d be surprised how easily tolerated such situations are once you get the right mix of sedatives and narcotics worked out.

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    Grenadier84Hudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:25pm

    Pfft. Please. Mexicans won’t bomb you. We simply make your white daughters fall in love with us, make beautiful mixed-race babies, then make fun of you in Spanish when you try to dance a cumbia at the wedding.

    (Yes, the baby comes before the wedding.)

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGrenadier84
      6/30/16 9:43pm

      (Yes, the baby comes before the wedding.)

      Same as in 2016 America.

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    DCW99Hudson Hongo
    6/30/16 8:22pm

    Remember, he was in New Hampshire. That was just a false flag from Donald and the illuminati to hide the real enemies: Canada (which I will continue to pronounce Canada, PC police be damned)

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      TownaceNoahDCW99
      6/30/16 8:34pm

      I’m Canadian, and I pronounce Canada “Canada”. Oh well. Tomato, tomato.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesTownaceNoah
      6/30/16 9:44pm

      Oh, well, Toronto, Toronto.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    6/30/16 9:48pm

    They don’t need to defeat us with planes. They’ll just use their very effective “dirty bombs.”

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      KinichAjawGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      6/30/16 11:53pm

      Our invasion has already commenced!

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