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    randilynisFINDILYNJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:17pm

    Rita Ora has been hospitalized for exhaustion.

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      SquigglesrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/30/16 9:38pm

      We are not worthy

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planerandilynisFINDILYN
      6/30/16 9:40pm

      hello ilu

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    lost_grrlJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:31pm

    ...also yes, my life has depleted of all cheer since I finished episode 13. #NoSpoilers.)

    None of my friends have finished yet!!! I’m so frustrated that I have nobody to talk about how amazing and sad those last two episodes were.

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      jazmaniandevillost_grrl
      6/30/16 9:37pm

      SAME! We have to cling together in this thread! The only person I knew who watched gave up after last season (which I don’t blame her) and it’s driving me nuts! God those last two episodes, they hit me like a ton of bricks I was not expecting all that.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planelost_grrl
      6/30/16 9:41pm

      i havent watched since s1 bc it was Intense and also i hated piper and i avoid Intense things but i keep up on spoilers and tbh i was heartbroken.

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    Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:34pm

    JUST SO WE’RE ALL CLEAR: if you’re staying together “for the kids” the kids are probably BETTER OFF if you split. No one who grows up watching their parents verbally abuse each other every waking moment is better off.

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      MelissamacheteAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/30/16 11:50pm

      As someone who’s parents divorced and remarried I feel like I can say with authority, this is absolutely fucking true.

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      jpomonkeyAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      7/01/16 3:21am

      Seriously. And since their names are Jagger and Rio, they are going to have enough shit to deal with, without the added burden of living with parents who hate each other.

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    DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaJE Reich
    6/30/16 10:49pm

    On the subject of Dirt Bag itself: It’s been over a month, and I still can’t see a Dirt Bag without also seeing, in my head, Aimée’s marvelous (and totally deserved, on our part):

    YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG

    It was so unexpected, and so perfect.

    I don’t think it’s going away. Apparently this will just be a thing for me! Makes me laugh all over again every time.

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      LibraryanneagainDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/30/16 11:05pm

      Ha, I forgot about that. Now I’m laughing again, too.

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      JE ReichDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      7/01/16 6:56am

      Aimée is not only a precious unicorn, but a precious wunderkind unicorn. Which means she was on the “gifted” track in unicorn school or something.

      ANYWAY, she’s hilarious and wonderful and this makes me laugh every time.

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    anyah8sbunniesJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:41pm

    I’m not sure why care if reality tv people have pseudo sex in prison

    Edit: extremely bitter mood today

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      SarsAttacksanyah8sbunnies
      6/30/16 10:51pm

      The answer to “why care” is the answer to all questions: can you finger yourself to it? If yes, yes; if no, try harder or trim your nails and start again.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSarsAttacks
      6/30/16 10:54pm

      Always have to trim my nails and start again. By which time I’m over it anyway. Damned things grow like weeds in monsoon season.

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    SarsAttacksJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:26pm

    Can you drink—erm, sparingly? I guess?—in white collar prison? If so, let’s go there right now. Three hots, all the mother’s ruin you could ask for, and a better quality cot than the one I’ve got now. Sexting married ladies sounds like icing on the cake*.

    *may be urinal

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSarsAttacks
      6/30/16 10:57pm

      No drinking in any prison, and the food is dreadful.

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      nightvaleDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/30/16 10:59pm

      The food is terrible and yet people gain weight because it’s crap. And the NOISE. No...quiet...anywhere. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

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    GELLA - LLAPJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:18pm

    LokiSwifton

    GIF
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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumGELLA - LLAP
      6/30/16 9:34pm

      Lord&Taylor. Like the department store. Because they’re both upscale basic.

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      entr'acte wherestheexitsignGELLA - LLAP
      6/30/16 9:36pm

      The more I see of this guy..... Taylor can have him.

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    apersCapersJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:37pm

    Not totally related, but is anyone else always so confused about rich seeming people that are “broke?” They declare bankruptcy, claim to have no money, but continue to live ridiculously extravagant lives. When I’m broke, it means I’m living with a friend, swimming in debt,wearing old clothes I buy at the goodwill. They are still living in mansions, never going to a job, and taking vacations to St Bart’s. Clearly Im Doing broke wrong. I mean, the woman above went to prison , but still lives a life so much more charmed than I could ever dream of.

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      OvdanyakadapersCapers
      6/30/16 10:24pm

      A lot of these people are rich in assets only meaning they can unload something and so support their lifestyle. What these people mean by broke is they have poor liquidity (no actual cash)

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      theartistformerlyknownasotiseagleapersCapers
      6/30/16 10:52pm

      Whenever rich people talk about broke, I think about bad times in my life, when we ate out of dumpsters to get fresh vegetables, when we lived in a (relatively nice but still illegal) squat, and I’m confused. And then, I think about a woman checking out in front of me at Goodwill. She was with her very pregnant daughter and buying baby clothing. As things were tallied up it turned out a few items were more than expected, and, after she counted again and again the change in her hand, she was forced to put a few things back, and I thought “So broke you can only buy $6.50 of used baby clothing for your grandbaby instead of $8.50, that is legitimately broke, and I should stop whining.”

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    randilynisFINDILYNJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:13pm
    Of course, her husband’s attorney, Mark Jay Heller, says otherwise.

    I couldn’t figure out why this guy’s name was so familiar, and then it hit me. Lindsay Lohan’s New York lawyer.

    ..also yes, my life has depleted of all cheer since I finished episode 13.

    12 and 13. Finished on Sunday and I’m still...

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/30/16 9:27pm

      SO MUCH LILO TODAY

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    CBGJE Reich
    6/30/16 9:24pm

    Louis Tomlinson (whoever he is) looks like he’s fifteen.

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      adultosaur married anna on the astral planeCBG
      6/30/16 9:41pm

      he v smol

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