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    zap rowsdowerKara Brown
    6/30/16 8:41pm

    GIF
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      SarsAttackszap rowsdower
      6/30/16 8:46pm

      Shiiiiiiit.

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      I'manOtherzap rowsdower
      6/30/16 8:50pm

      I die.

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    anyah8sbunniesKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:38pm

    Oh chrissy .... I was once awakened in a German hotel in the middle of the night because I kept hearing bells and knocking on doors. I thought it was a fire alarm or something similar.

    I got out of my room and see all these people from a wedding reception. Turns out they constantly knock on the newlyweds door to prevent any sexy times. Instead they woke up a very dazed and jetlagged Canadian

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      MEtheBarbariananyah8sbunnies
      6/30/16 7:55pm

      I totally remember this tradition happening in one of the little house on the prairie books. It involved pots and pan clanking.

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      batbogeyhexMEtheBarbarian
      6/30/16 8:01pm

      Shivaree!

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:34pm

    So @kristiealley wants to be a slumlord, I assume? I’m sure a house for 5k is in a depressed area.

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      CimmeriusJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/30/16 7:41pm

      One of those areas of Detroit that the city shut off services to maybe?

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      rusholmeruffianJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/30/16 7:43pm

      He might’ve bought them 40 years ago.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:34pm

    I REALLY WANT THAT BALL.

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/30/16 7:37pm
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      All Senses LostCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/30/16 7:38pm

      When I was in high school, my friends and I would take an exercise ball, fill it half up or so with water, and then run around smashing eachother with it.

      Good times.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:44pm

    Reese has big ball(s)
    Reese has big ball(s)
    Reese has big ball(s)
    Dirty big ball(s)

    Some balls are held for charity
    And some for fancy dress
    But when they’re held for pleasure
    They’re the balls that Reese likes best

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      Vegas En Fuegorusholmeruffian
      6/30/16 7:47pm

      Beat me to it

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      rusholmeruffianVegas En Fuego
      6/30/16 7:48pm

      Nobody likes being beaten to the ball(s).

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    paultoesKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:47pm

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      randilynisFINDILYNpaultoes
      6/30/16 8:04pm
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      paultoesrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/30/16 8:38pm
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    Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:37pm

    Hey, Chrissy, just be thankful it wasn’t a real alarm from a grease fire that made the entire hotel evacuate while you and your sister were under 12 and both still in pajamas while your dad was out getting tickets to go up the Washington Monument.

    #questionable parenting decisions #how did we not get kidnapped

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      anyah8sbunniesAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/30/16 7:45pm

      My dad used to go to seminars and leave when we’d go to Edmonton. I was 10 and would be wandering around exploring the hotel. How was I also not kidnapped?

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      MalMalMalMalMalanyah8sbunnies
      6/30/16 7:58pm

      Nobody wanted you guys.

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    candy_pantsKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:45pm

    Shut up please Matt McGorry. Your sympathetic “ugh” is as hollow as your feminism. Get outta here.

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      randilynisFINDILYNcandy_pants
      6/30/16 8:06pm

      I’m sure he can relate.

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      Puddingandthemissuscandy_pants
      6/30/16 8:16pm

      They are probably friends

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:59pm

    Why can’t you leave a facemail?

    isn’t what kids call a Snapchat?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaGELLA - LLAP
      6/30/16 9:19pm

      Or Vine? Instagram? I was like, Er, you can. And I don’t even use those things!

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      GELLA - LLAPDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/30/16 9:21pm

      you can post videos on Instagram??? I just got it and i have no idea what I am doing

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/30/16 7:47pm

    Rainn Wilson’s post reminds me of this Onion classic:

    http://www.theonion.com/article/study-...

    The study, which asserted that every six seconds an individual from an alcoholic household comes up with the idea to open his one-man show by lighting a cigarette, found that if the urge to incorporate a collage of baby photos into the performance isn’t addressed immediately, a young adult may begin experimenting with dangerously melodramatic lines of dialogue, such as, “You don’t really know rock bottom until you hit it,” or, “People are funny, aren’t they?”

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      SarsAttacksrusholmeruffian
      6/30/16 8:45pm

      Finally but finally, an Onion parody of my very own. It’s like they know me and they hate me as much as I hate myself.

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