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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:36am

    Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.

    You New Yorkers...I don’t know about you.

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      Buckylaw14AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/30/16 10:38am

      I told him it was a gift!

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      Ken Yadiggit, Sponsored by Wine™AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/30/16 10:42am

      SEWER RAT DO NOT EAT

      GIF
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    andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:36am
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      Dobby's-Sockandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      6/30/16 10:45am

      I hate how hard I laughed at this.

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      Flying Squidandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      6/30/16 10:45am

      Is... is she welcoming us to New York from New Jersey?

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    weebleswobbleAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:44am

    Wow. This is further evidence to the fact that no one should live on the UES.

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      hussein persepolis husseinweebleswobble
      6/30/16 11:40am

      Word. I recently moved TO THE SAME FUCKING BLOCK as the poop wedgie bro, and honestly it’s more fucked up than the East Village where I lived for 25 years. It’s far, far east and away from the fancy, and it is very, very odd. On the upside, it’s close to the east river, so when the meteor hits I get to jump in first.

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      weebleswobblehussein persepolis hussein
      6/30/16 11:47am

      Ugh, I’m sorry. York is the worst in terms of getting anywhere AND the food options are limited. Here’s hoping the 2nd avenue line finally gets built (I know it’s technically under construction but since they’ve been talking about it since I was born I have my doubts). And double hoping that this is the first and last poop attack to happen on your block.

      I like your exit strategy, though I might prefer the meteor to getting in the East River.

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    LaComtesseAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:38am

    That is... a VERY particular, weird fetish, bro.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoLaComtesse
      6/30/16 10:40am

      Still. Probably some porn of it online. And like a club.

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      LaComtesseAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/30/16 11:44am

      Drive-ByPoopShorts.com

      NEW BAND NAME! CALLED IT!

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    benjaminalloverAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:42am

    This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.

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      hntergrenbenjaminallover
      6/30/16 11:03am

      Still fired though.

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    KirstenAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:38am

    Maybe it was dog shit from her dog and she didn’t pick it up, in which case, good for him and I might start doing the same around here.

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbaneKirsten
      6/30/16 10:40am

      you sweet summer child

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      YoSupKirsten
      6/30/16 10:40am

      She doesn’t appear to be walking a dog in the video. But maybe you should take some time to consider why you felt a psychological need to explain how this is her fault. I don’t live in your head but my first guess would be “you don’t want to live in a world where someone might just shove shit down your pants for existing”.

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    SipowitzAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:43am

    I’m gonna go back to that poll and change my vote to meteor 2016.

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      HerRoyalRednessSipowitz
      6/30/16 2:47pm

      I am ALWAYS #TeamMeteor.

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    Lucretia MaxwellAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:41am

    Mr Maxwell is the nicest man ever, but this started a discussion between us this morning where I had to explain— yet again!—that just walking down the street can be a nightmare for any woman at any given time. “Maybe it’s because you’re so cute,” he told me. I gave him the icy stare. And it’s awful, but you can’t escape the crazy men doing awful things—they are everywhere...so don’t leave!

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      LooseSEALLucretia Maxwell
      6/30/16 10:46am

      Aww its because you are cute, how sweet. I think that man felt he could shove his finger down my ass crack in DC because I’m just so darn cute.

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      killaryclintonLucretia Maxwell
      6/30/16 10:55am

      I tell my boo every single instance of street harassment I get. Because it doesn’t happen when he’s around, so he has no idea how prevalent it is, and dudes need to know this shit.

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    eugene levy's eyebrowsAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:40am
    GIF
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      HerRoyalRednesseugene levy's eyebrows
      6/30/16 2:48pm
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    Ms.ChanandlerBongAnna Merlan
    6/30/16 10:57am

    You know, let us be glad that while we all have issues, we are not the kind of person who has to shove shit in someone’s clothing to fulfill our dreams.

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      HerRoyalRednessMs.ChanandlerBong
      6/30/16 2:50pm

      I think of myself as a garbage person, but doing this wouldn’t even cross my mind.

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      interrogator-chaplainMs.ChanandlerBong
      7/01/16 12:06am

      Indeed, however I’d never even thought about this as a way to fuck with someone, but now that Pandora’s box has been opened....

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