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    imadethatsoupyoBobby Finger
    6/29/16 7:43pm

    CAN WE TAKE AN IMPORTANT MOMENT

    TO SHIT ON SECRET DEODORANT?

    (a brief history:)

    CLASSIC #1 JAM:

    80s SCIENCE HAD PROOF OF SWEAT GLAND CONNECTION TO OVARIES:

    MAGAZINE ADS ARE WHERE WE CAN #REALTALK THO:

    LOL WHUT:

    DON’T B MEEN GIRLS (ALSO RUN FROM THE PATRIARCHY):

    WE’RE ALSO GONNA FIX ‘GIRL BULLYING’ RILL QUICK:

    HEY GUYS FORGET THE PREVIOUS 30 YEARS OF MESSAGING:

    THIS IS WHAT WE ALWAYS MEANT:

    AND NOW 2016 WHERE DEODORANT FIXES THE WAGE GAP:

    Sorry. No other brand has haunted me with its blatant pandering, ever. And I saw a misspelled ‘CERETE’ (which I pronounced as Seacrest) as an opening, and I TOOK IT #doit #LetHerJump #strongenough4myrage

    Also, this is real, the end:

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      Takahashiimadethatsoupyo
      6/29/16 8:59pm

      You didn’t think the stupid Dove commercials were way worse?

      Anyone remember the armpit commercials where we were supposedly self-conscious about pit stains or something? When I said that, I said to my husband, “Am I supposed to be self-conscious about raising my arms or something? I’ve never heard of this shit.” He responded with a loving, “Bitches be crazy.”

      THIS WOMAN HAS NO DARK SPOTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

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      imadethatsoupyoTakahashi
      6/29/16 9:54pm

      o sorry I forgot to have the correct opinion

      all commercials are awful

      ads targeted at women are a special breed of fucked

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    SarsAttacksBobby Finger
    6/29/16 6:36pm

    Proceeds for the show will be donated to Lady Issues Charity No. 9, so everything is as it should be, with the women in question not being paid.

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      SarsAttacksSarsAttacks
      6/29/16 6:38pm

      Also, the nine shows following this event—most of which are labeled “All Star” events—will be, thankfully, female comedian- and cooties-free.

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    Clementine RountreeBobby Finger
    6/29/16 6:58pm

    Ugh, I spent four years across from this marquee. Tone deaf doesn’t even touch it—everything they put up there is a monument to stupid.

    Right after Kramer went racist, they put up some shit about Context Is Everything! They have their finger on the pulse for sure, except that pulse belongs to a braindead racist misogynist zombie with bigoted worms for hair.

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      SarsAttacksClementine Rountree
      6/29/16 7:03pm

      Don’t talk about the Gorgons like that

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      shelwoodClementine Rountree
      6/29/16 11:52pm

      Good lord, I just did some googling and found out both the Michael Richards racism incident AND the Daniel Tosh rape joke kerfuffle happened there. Ugh.

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    The Noble RenardBobby Finger
    6/29/16 6:32pm

    I hear women in Somedy are really suffering, though.

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      HerRoyalRednessBobby Finger
      6/29/16 10:09pm
      GIF
      GIF

      I’m also offended by the fact that the club does not have a punny name. It’s like they’re not even trying!

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        noonahBobby Finger
        6/29/16 6:28pm

        My brain wants to read “secrete” which makes no sense

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          Snacky_Onassisnoonah
          6/29/16 6:29pm

          You'll laugh until you secrete briny fluid from your sight orbs!

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        JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
        6/29/16 6:27pm

        Poor cpelling.

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          GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyBobby Finger
          6/29/16 6:33pm

          Laff Facturry preesents Vaginas be Funny, sponsored by Your Mom.

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            Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionBobby Finger
            6/29/16 6:24pm

            It was either cecret or precent. Are you looking for miracles here?

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              Nina LemoneLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
              6/29/16 6:44pm

              Mirasles.

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            mwittierBobby Finger
            6/29/16 7:21pm

            LIVE WOMEN! IN CAPTIVITY! MORE THAN FIVE!

            See Them Pace the Stage! See Them Mimic REAL Comics!

            THESE ARE REAL, LIVE WOMENFOLK, NOT FAKES OR FRAUDS! SEE THEM UP CLOSE! SOME WILL PERSPIRE! ONE IS AN ACTUAL “FEMINISTIC!”

            NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, NO WOMEN ALLOWED UNACCOMPANIED BY MEN! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK, MAN-DOCTOR STANDING BY!

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