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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:39pm

    NDGT’s tweet has a fedora, collects swords, and has a severe case of seborrheic dermatitis.

    (h/t Achewood, lo these many years ago)

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      randilynisFINDILYNrusholmeruffian
      6/29/16 7:45pm

      And lights it’s clove cigarettes with this

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hererandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 7:52pm

      M’lady!

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:51pm

    I fail to see why ice cream is a bad breakfast choice?

    It’s dairy, it could contain fruit or nuts. Or both. It could even be coffee. Or green tea. And I’m sure somewhere there’s an ice cream containing bacon.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 7:53pm

      Yup!

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 7:54pm

      Also:

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    Angelica SchuylerKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:34pm

    john, don’t go to the grapes party behind the dumpster. it’s never what it sounds like.

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      rusholmeruffianAngelica Schuyler
      6/29/16 7:36pm

      I don’t even know what this means but it sounds tawdry as FUCK

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      Anne-OnomousAngelica Schuyler
      6/29/16 7:36pm

      Right?! Haha, I saw that and I was like

      GIF
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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:38pm

    I want Danielle Brooks to be nominated for an Emmy so badly this year. She truly killed it this season.

    Also, anyone else think those prison clothes look super comfy?

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      MabelSaysI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/29/16 7:44pm

      She was the true star this season.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyMabelSays
      6/29/16 7:46pm

      I also think Laverne really stepped it up this season but unfortunately she wasn’t in it as much.

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    WillTheyorWon'tThey?Kara Brown
    6/29/16 7:44pm

    Yeah, Paris Jackson needs to never, ever complain about spending 100 dollars. Fuck that.

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      randilynisFINDILYNWillTheyorWon'tThey?
      6/29/16 7:49pm

      I have a little bit of an odd feeling wondering what she was looking for.

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      FeralFrigidSlutWillTheyorWon'tThey?
      6/29/16 7:55pm

      No shit. Husband’s brain is fucked again (aneurysm) and we just had to up front $1200 for the imaging alone. She needs to STFU.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:41pm

    Paris Jackson has amazingly shitty health insurance for someone with an eight-figure net worth. I mean, my premium is $1050/month for a family of four, which is terrifying when you think about it, but I only have a $750 deductible and my urgent care copay is $35.

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      catalinarusholmeruffian
      6/29/16 7:49pm

      Sounds like she doesn't have insurance at all. I don't, and that's how much it costs me at urgent care :/

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      rusholmeruffiancatalina
      6/29/16 7:54pm

      Ye gods. Are you in one of those shitty states that won’t expand Medicaid?

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    Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:34pm

    Grape Hand Luke.

    I’ll show myself out.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/29/16 7:44pm

      BOOOOOOO!!!!!

      (Wishing I thought of this joke first)

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/29/16 7:54pm

      You know you love me.

      (xoxo gossip girl)

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:44pm

    It’s come to this, now? Hamilton commemorative plates? Gabby Sidibe, you’re now at the level of the woman I knew who had two curio cabinets full of Marie Osmond dolls, and moved to Branson so she could go to Osmonds performances every week. (Her husband, a long-haul truck driver, turned grey from using silver nitrate as a cure-all.)

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      DanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1rusholmeruffian
      6/29/16 8:51pm

      Hush. You should see my Buffy the Vampire Slayer collection, including plates.

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      rusholmeruffianDanceswithPeeps The Burner v2.1
      6/29/16 9:11pm

      You know the diner they went to? It was a restaurant at the corner of Palms and Sepulveda in West LA. There used to be an outpost of Güelaguetza across the parking lot but it closed. :(

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    6/29/16 7:44pm

    @Bob Saget

    Like, you can hold them in your giant hand?

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 7:47pm

      @Bob Saget

      Counterpoint: Your friends could also be very tiny.

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      randilynisFINDILYNI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/29/16 7:53pm
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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    6/29/16 8:31pm

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      SarsAttacksimaginaryfriend
      6/29/16 8:55pm

      CHRIST

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      Dr Mrs The Monarchimaginaryfriend
      6/29/16 9:15pm

      How predictable.

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