Discussion
  • Read More
    Sean BrodyAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:33pm

    Everyone’s first three-way is a little logistically awkward

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      talldogSean Brody
      6/29/16 4:41pm

      This comment needs more stars. Bravo!

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      EL34Sean Brody
      6/29/16 4:44pm

      Winner.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    VanNostrandAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:36pm

    Goddamn I'm going to miss Obama

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      JoyceDewittVanNostrand
      6/29/16 5:26pm

      I find myself listening to him and watching him and becoming wistful about the coming days when I’ll miss him so much.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      Bill WeldonVanNostrand
      6/29/16 5:27pm

      Those moron conservatives will be wistful about him too- in 20 years.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    swedeandsourAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:34pm

    This is so hilariously Canadian. Both in it’s good-natured bumbling but also because JT was trying WAY too hard, and doing so in a way to promote himself as explicitly not the alpha dog, but a facilitator.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Lampost452swedeandsour
      6/29/16 4:39pm

      Justin’s internal monologue:

      “Don’t white this up... don’t white this up... no... no NOOOOOOO IT’S HAPPENING”

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      Tzat ZikiLampost452
      6/29/16 4:58pm

      Ummm ... Canadians don’t think like that.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    MizJenkinsAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:32pm

    Mmmmmmm...nah, I’m gonna have to say that Enrique Peña Nieto fucked that up.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Hay Ron ManMizJenkins
      6/29/16 4:33pm

      Yeah but to say that is par for the course for that asshole.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      Crown_JewMizJenkins
      6/29/16 4:35pm

      EXACTLY. If he wasn't so busy being distracted by the parliamentary buildings, no handshake fails would have occurred.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    boaboaboatengtengtengAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:49pm

    Now Canada’s had four fuck-ups today: this, Edmonton’s idiotic Hall-for-Larsson deal, the Leafs not signing Stamkos, and the UTTERLY FUCKING PANTS-ON-HEAD RETARDED DECISION TO TRADE PK SUBBAN TO NASHVILLE FOR SHEA WEBER.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      secretagentmanboaboaboatengtengteng
      6/29/16 4:51pm

      WHAT? Montreal, you are the dumbest!

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      Tzat Zikiboaboaboatengtengteng
      6/29/16 4:59pm

      Yeah. It makes me think that Canada’s given up on hockey.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    Masshole JamesAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:38pm

    ...and as the three world leaders tried to shake hands, the awkward fumbling of Justin Trudeau caused the press to break out in laughter. The amused world leaders soon retired to the prime minister’s office to have a drink and as President Nieto and President Obama continued to tease Trudeau about his awkward fumbling, Nieto could feel Obama’s hand, which had been on his back, moving ever so slowly down towards his ass. He was both embarrassed and aroused, afraid that Trudeau, who was pouring them a drink from across the room and still laughing, would notice his massive erection straining his pants. He quickly sat down, unable to make eye contact with either men. Until he realized that they were both suddenly standing in front of him, and to his shock...

    *Oops! It’s almost 5 PM. Time to go home. To be continued...

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      FrankMasshole James
      6/29/16 4:49pm

      That's steamy. I hope you finish what you started. More importantly, I hope they finish what you started.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      TriggerGreenMasshole James
      6/29/16 5:11pm

      WTF?! Come back here RIGHT NOW and finish what you started!

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    Desi_RelafordAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:35pm

    Just imagine what it is going to be like when he has to shake hands with an American President with tiny hands and short fingers.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Just another GawkfugeeDesi_Relaford
      6/29/16 4:47pm

      Sorry, having a very hard time imagining TrumpyMonkeyBaby as U.S. President. I’m trying, though. I’m really trying.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      OuchthathurtsDesi_Relaford
      6/29/16 5:07pm

      We have a plan in Canada. If Trump wins we’re gonna change all of our border signs to read “Mexico”.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    det-devil-ailsAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 5:09pm

    This is interesting. Official Presidential handshakes/photo ops - particularly “historic” presidential handshakes - are one of society’s most meticulously choreographed events. Pure PsyOps. The thought being that it conveys a subliminal message to the viewers back home about power. They can literally be negotiated weeks in advance: who stands where, who extends their hand first, who’s hand is facing outward. It’s pure psychological theater, and there are people who are responsible for making it happen.

    Take a look at the body language in this one. Putin is covering Bush’s hand - subtly equating him visually to woman or a small child. (There are a lot of shots of them together like this.)

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      querulousdet-devil-ails
      6/29/16 5:24pm

      Putin is covering Bush’s hand - subtly equating him visually to woman or a small child. (There are a lot of shots of them together like this.)

      Which is funny considering if anyone is child-like in this pic it’s Putie.

      Seriously though I had no idea he was so tiny! This explains those ridiculously macho photo shoots he did.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      det-devil-ailsquerulous
      6/29/16 5:37pm

      Yeah, but to be fair, he was the head of the KGB. He probably could/would kill any of us with a paper clip that he smuggled into the room embedded in his gums.

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    secretagentmanAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:35pm

    More like 3 Handsome Amigos, amirite!

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      SirMsecretagentman
      6/29/16 7:31pm

      1 handsome, 1 somewhat handsome and 1 very average looking.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesSirM
      6/30/16 12:01am

      Bitch, why you jealous? lol

      Reply
      <
  • Read More
    Arctic_AttorneyAshley Feinberg
    6/29/16 4:51pm

    I realize that the American press likes Trudeau because he’s handsome as far as politicians go, but seriously he is just one giant walking fuck-up after another. He’s basically a dumber and less qualified George W Bush but with none of genuiness of Georgie B. If this guy didn’t come from a wealthy, politically connected family he not only wouldn’t be Prime Minister, he wouldn’t even be employable.

    Reply
    <
    • Read More
      Corgis Rule CanadaArctic_Attorney
      6/29/16 5:00pm

      I can’t tell if you’re a Harperite or a Leaper.

      Reply
      <
    • Read More
      Arctic_AttorneyCorgis Rule Canada
      6/29/16 5:16pm

      Okay, I'll bite. What the hell is a Leaper?

      Reply
      <