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    iElvis is Now Funded by Peter ThielKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:34pm

    Mrs. iElvis is continually pushing me to use her high-end shampoos and conditioners rather than my man-stuff, so I am going to guess her answer here would be no.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyiElvis is Now Funded by Peter Thiel
      6/29/16 6:36pm

      Man-stuff usually isn’t very good. It just smells “manlier” but is actually much harsher and less moisturizing when it comes to shampoo and conditioner.

      Also, why is it almost always blue colored?

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      CeraunographiElvis is Now Funded by Peter Thiel
      6/29/16 6:43pm

      Yeah Mrs. C convinced me to stop using so-and-so-for-men products and I don’t ever want to go back. For body wash and shampoo I just use normal Dove moisturizing. No frills, smells like nothing, feels way better. She uses fancier shampoo but we share the body wash. She has also gotten me hooked on fancy face wash, face lotion and beard oil, which all come from the sephora men’s section. And yeah, don’t want to go back to the days of dry face and itchy beard. I didn’t even realize how bad it was before I switched.

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    I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:34pm

    I gave my brother a tub of shea body butter and he said his life is changed. The importance of moisturizing just can’t be understated.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/29/16 6:37pm

      He’s not using it to moisturize, though.

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      deerlady83JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/29/16 6:41pm
      GIF

      My reaction to your comment as it went through my head.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:36pm

    I just have my wife hose me down in the backyard once a week, so this has not been an issue.

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      Angelica SchuylerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/29/16 7:06pm

      i laughed out loud and scared my intern. damn you, jujy.

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      pibberJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/29/16 10:42pm

      I just turned my significant other into soap, I’ve never felt cleaner!

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    Angelica SchuylerKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:36pm

    yes, because i only date men who smell like hickory smoke and chainsaw fumes

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyAngelica Schuyler
      6/29/16 6:39pm

      There’s a tumblr post that is like

      Female marketed scents: Lavender, vanilla, clouds, spring, citrus

      Male marketed scents: Ocean, lava, metal, bullets, blood, death

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      Angelica SchuylerI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      6/29/16 6:47pm

      i mean, yeah

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    HarvestMoonKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:35pm

    Irish Spring reminds me of my first love. Sigh...

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereHarvestMoon
      6/29/16 6:42pm

      Was it this guy?

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      HarvestMoonJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/29/16 7:20pm

      I’d love to get with him!

      Nothing but the marshmallows for me!

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    acmeindustriesKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:59pm

    What does it say about me that I can’t even conceive of having two bars of soap in the shower, let alone separate shampoo, conditioner, etc.?

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaacmeindustries
      6/29/16 7:42pm

      Huh. I have two soaps and three shampoos, at minimum, just for me.

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      TampaBeeAtch (misplaced witty subname)DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/29/16 8:18pm

      I have one soap, four shower gels, two shampoos, two face washes all just for me too. The single bathroom is the best bathroom. (And those are just what’s in the shower, that doesn’t count what’s on the sink or in the cabinets).

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    stephkat716Kate Dries
    6/29/16 7:05pm

    I pick option 4.

    I’m single and unloved and will be over here just crying in the corner.

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      TampaBeeAtch (misplaced witty subname)stephkat716
      6/29/16 8:17pm

      Awww, no embrace the single! I’m single, I love myself, and I have ALL the awesome bath products all to myself. And no one is going about willy-nilly, using up or messing up my products!

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      Life In Spandexstephkat716
      6/29/16 8:20pm

      Now you get ALL THE ROOM to fill your shower with yummy smelling goodness!

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    Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a RainbowKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:34pm

    Whenever I’ve run out of my soap and borrow my husband’s, he immediately tells me how great I smell.

    I think he loves his body wash more than he loves me. :(

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      VeryVickyApricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
      6/29/16 6:54pm

      Or he dislikes your body wash a lot.

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      Lady YuckApricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
      6/29/16 7:18pm

      You get used to scents REALLY easily, so the just the change of scents probably makes him notice it.

      That, or he’s like me and his two favorite scents are rose and barbasol.

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    SarsAttacksKate Dries
    6/29/16 6:43pm

    Do you mind smelling the same as the person you are supposed to be trying to maintain a sexual attraction to?

    You straight, huh?

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      SarsAttacksSarsAttacks
      6/29/16 7:31pm

      This is one of life’s under-sung pleasures: wanting simultaneously to be and be with the same person.

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      SarsAttacksSarsAttacks
      6/29/16 7:41pm

      Actually, this is how I found out I didn’t really dig men. It turns out that wanting to (briefly) be Lee Marvin or Johnny Cash or Eamonn Walker or Peter Cushing is not the same as wanting to bone them. But with women it was both.

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    justachickKate Dries
    6/29/16 7:53pm

    1.) Dr. Bronners. Get it. Use it. You’re welcome.

    2.) Some men don’t wash their butt enough, see #1.

    3.) Some of men will just take a big ol handful of whatever you left laying around ($50 shampoo) and wash their ass with it.

    Case in point: I had a friend (totally not sex related in any way) visit once and needed to shower. He used the color shampoo I had for my dyed hair, the kind to keep it ‘chocolate’ he was freaked out when his whole ass was brown when he got out of the shower. Brown streaming down his legs, brown all over his towel. Thought he shat on himself. Or maybe he was bleeding brown blood. He spent like an hour in my bathroom trying to clean up and hide it. He gave up. Came out like beyond freaked out. Confessed and wanted to know what he should do. I literally laughed until I cried. But was still so pissed about the expensive shampoo.

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      Ginger Is A Constructjustachick
      6/29/16 8:44pm

      Ha, AMAZING. My current SO uses peppermint Dr. Bronner’s to wash from head and toe. I would never ever share, not because I don’t want to smell alike, but because I have higher standards for my hair and my lady bits do not like the peppermint.

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      PumpkinSpiesGinger Is A Construct
      6/29/16 10:08pm

      IT BURNSSSSS

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