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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 3:53pm

    CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION

    This will be at the top of each of my comments going forward. That is how you know they’re awesome.

    If anyone disrespects this, there will be hell toupee.

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      Liquid-XArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      7/01/16 4:00pm
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      Lex Luthor's Saintly TwinArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      7/01/16 4:06pm

      You should really head it with

      CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION FROM THE DESK OF ARMAGEDDON T. THUNDERBIRD

      No one’s ignoring that, my friend.

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    Jerry-NetherlandJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 4:05pm

    Off-topic, but does anyone else think Donald Trump may be a functional agoraphobic? He lives and works in the same building, and has his kids (emotional security) working downstairs. He rarely leaves it for interviews (look back - almost every interview has been done in his office or his apartment), and does most of his communication via twitter or phone.

    When he does go out, he flies only in his plane and goes only to places where he has a property (if he doesn’t, he seems to quickly get right back on his plane). He genuinely seems phobic about getting out of his safe zones - 90% of which means Trump Tower. Furthermore, when he does go out in the “real world” he always has Ivanka or the boys there as a comfort crutch. Donald Tump’s agoraphobia should be looked into further.

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      Lex Luthor's Saintly TwinJerry-Netherland
      7/01/16 4:08pm

      No, I don’t think that. Lots of New Yorkers don’t leave their block.

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      Ole Slew FootJerry-Netherland
      7/01/16 4:21pm

      Finially something the left and trump can agree on. Safe places.

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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)J.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 3:52pm

    If you guys are going to go down, you might as well go down blazing. Publish a long expose on how Trump and Thiel have been secret lovers for 10 years. Who cares if it isn’t true? It’s not like Trump or Thiel care about the truth.

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      OddsVonDabsFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/01/16 3:57pm

      I love special relish with which she quotes the “Untied States” typo

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      WonderZimmsFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      7/01/16 3:58pm

      We’re just asking questions.

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    The Noble RenardJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 3:59pm

    Jesus, that’s an awfully-drafted letter on the part of Harder. Who’s the poor first-year associate he forced to write it?

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      Robots Dont Say YeThe Noble Renard
      7/01/16 4:39pm

      The following sets forth my response to your comment:

      Yeah, it’s pretty bad.

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      festivusaziliThe Noble Renard
      7/01/16 4:55pm
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    gramercypoliceJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 4:30pm

    That letter actually sounds like it was written by Peter Thiel himself. I mean, it’s all about articulating ways of protecting us against radical transparency, right? Like the Stasi.

    Actually, if you want to find yourself inadvertently sitting with your jaw dropping for a few minutes, do a YouTube search on “Peter Thiel Bilderberg” I had no idea he was in Alex Jones’s orbit, but it’s a minor cottage industry out there. Tbh, I don’t even know what Bilderberg is, but by the time Thiel is finished telling us how benign it is, it sounds very malignant. All I can gather is, he was in some secret meeting and these people with voice recorders (whether they are reporters or Infowars producers or what, idk).

    (ps: don’t forget to stick around for the ad after the aborted interview portion of the video. and never say alex jones doesn’t care about your well-being)

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      Jezebelladonnagramercypolice
      7/01/16 4:51pm

      Now there’s an internet rabbit hole that will lead you to some glimpses of what’s really going on and who is really in charge. Bilderberg Conspiracy.

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      Armageddon T. Thunderbirdgramercypolice
      7/01/16 6:04pm

      It is that place at the mall where you can create a teddy bear to your liking.

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    puncha yo bunsJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 3:50pm

    God. That header image gets me every time. Someone(s) must have been particularly angry with him the day they put that monstrosity together. It’s like his “hair” just doesn’t know which way to turn.

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      dothedewpuncha yo buns
      7/01/16 4:02pm

      Oh, it knows. It knows.

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      emoopuncha yo buns
      7/01/16 4:03pm

      Right, obviously. Always twirling toward freedom.

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    emooJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 4:12pm

    This is awesome. Whatever happens to Gawker, this provides a valuable service demonstrating just how petty and unconcerned with civil liberties the wealthy are. Thiel, Trump, Ivari and Harder, this is truly the best hill you could have ever chosen.

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      lorem ipsumemoo
      7/03/16 9:43am

      Ashley Feinberg is still a huge assuole, though.

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      emoolorem ipsum
      7/03/16 4:03pm

      Pretty sure you have to be an asshole to be a decent journalist. Truth is not kind.

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    Sid and FinancyJ.K. Trotter
    7/01/16 3:51pm

    “Earlier this month” is this morning.

    Sincerely,

    That Guy

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      Bolivia Newton JohnJ.K. Trotter
      7/01/16 4:18pm

      So when you guys countersue for abuse of process, can you purchase the Trump Tower with the proceeds and rename it Ashley Feinberg’s Tall-Ass Party Palace?

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        KomradKickassJ.K. Trotter
        7/01/16 3:49pm

        You manage to find the strangest hills.

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