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    MoronicaBarsJoanna Rothkopf
    6/29/16 12:57pm

    Yeah except I went to one of these concerts and waved my hands like I didn’t care.

    After the show I found I had purchased a charolais breeding bull and thirteen black angus calves.

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastMoronicaBars
      6/29/16 1:05pm

      #JustAuctionThings

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      mightyninth (slight return)MoronicaBars
      6/29/16 1:31pm
      GIF

      Your comment deserves way more stars, but here’s a twirly one for ya..

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    Citizen-KangJoanna Rothkopf
    6/29/16 12:54pm

    Is the cowboy hat absolutely necessary to the art of the auctioneer or is it more like the de facto uniform? Asking for a friend who looks ridiculous in a Stetson...

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastCitizen-Kang
      6/29/16 1:04pm
      GIF
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      UKStory135Citizen-Kang
      6/29/16 1:37pm

      They are competing in a Livestock Auctioneers’ Competition. Cowboy hats seem appropriate when you are selling cows.

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    Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastJoanna Rothkopf
    6/29/16 12:59pm

    Wow, I’ve only listened to these for 20 minutes and I’m already naked and dancing.

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      HerbertHasCandyMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      6/29/16 1:58pm
      GIF
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    Thundarr BlackstarJoanna Rothkopf
    6/29/16 12:59pm

    This needs to be a bona fide musical genre starting now

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      Stephanie WernerThundarr Blackstar
      6/29/16 1:18pm

      I feel like this might fit into the “hillbilly techno” genre that Cotton-eyed Joe already occupies.

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    junwelloJoanna Rothkopf
    6/29/16 12:57pm

    As the lady in the subway poster once said to Dr Zizmor, Thank you for improving my life!

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      Gestapo LibrarianJoanna Rothkopf
      6/29/16 1:07pm

      Doing the lords work right here.

      Shit got me like...

      GIF
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        willsomeonethinkofthechitlinsJoanna Rothkopf
        6/29/16 2:22pm

        Shit like this makes having a 13 year old child the best thing in the world. My son and I nearly wet ourselves watching these.

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          three08, dog fancierJoanna Rothkopf
          7/01/16 4:40pm

          i feel like vines are about the worst possible format for this. it’s mad jarring when at the end of five seconds or whatever it jumps back to the start.

          /old

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            Chamomiles DavisJoanna Rothkopf
            6/30/16 11:18am

            +1, Joanna. Played them all at once and my brain exploded.

            /doIhearplustwoplustwonowplustwodoIhearplusthreeplusthree

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              Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastJoanna Rothkopf
              6/29/16 12:58pm

              Holy shit, this is glorious.

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