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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:45am
    Joey Fatone is opening a hot dog restaurant called—hold on, let me sigh again—Fat One’s

    It’s opening up next to Wahlburgers, isn’t it?

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      MisterJinglesrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 9:54am

      I hope this won’t be a mark against hot dog restaurants. There’s this great hot dog place in Calgary called Tubby Dog that I feel everyone should try once if they get a chance.

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      CorsaireSatanrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/29/16 9:57am

      Just wait until Lance Bass decides to open a restaurant.

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    Flying SquidBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:40am

    50 LGBT people were massacred less than a month ago and this motherfucker decides to stage a hate crime for internet fame? I’m just appalled.

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      luluemFlying Squid
      6/29/16 9:50am

      I mean, it's not like there's not ENOUGH hate crime. Being in Britain, the aftermath of Brexit has brought it all to the surface, and it's all so desperately sad. So fuck this guy if he is trying to scrape together an iota of publicity with a staged attack.

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      Queen of BithyniaFlying Squid
      6/29/16 10:11am

      Yeah. A part of me is like “oh wait a YouTube ‘star’ is a useless asshole? Shocking!” but making something up like this is really fucking low.

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    bagoflettersBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:49am

    Honestly the only thing I am excited for with this whole Calvin, Hiddles, Tswift thing are the passive aggressive music videos that we all know are coming.

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbanebagofletters
      6/29/16 9:50am

      who will have the next cry me a river:

      calvin or tswift

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mamaandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      6/29/16 9:51am

      TSWIZZLE FTW

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    zap rowsdowerBobby Finger
    6/29/16 10:06am

    Are you that desperate for attention that you purposely make shit harder for real victims of hate crimes? What the fuck is wrong with people?

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      FelyxLeiter is out therezap rowsdower
      6/29/16 10:15am

      This a thousand times over.

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      FelyxLeiter is out therezap rowsdower
      6/29/16 10:17am

      Also, I adore your screen name.

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    Felix's Foster SisterBobby Finger
    6/29/16 10:45am

    Old person here. I don’t get You Tube “stars”. I can't imagine sitting at my computer watching random people do shit

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      freshpickedFelix's Foster Sister
      6/29/16 11:07am

      Fellow old here. Honestly, I don’t understand it either. I’m buying stock in Lasik and Lenscrafters because these millenials and tweens are going to have some serious eye damage in the next 20-30 years.

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      SamBargeFelix's Foster Sister
      6/29/16 11:49am

      We should form a club. Get jackets. Write in cursive.

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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:43am

    The LAPD’s claim that McSwiggan was seen injuring himself after taking his booking photo probably explains why the booking photo looks like this.

    Faking a hate crime is the new black. Everyone who’s anyone is doing it!

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      Kandle55chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      6/29/16 9:58am

      If he had been beaten so badly about the face that he needed stitches and broke teeth, wouldn’t his face show some degree of swelling and/or bruising? Come on youtube stars! If you’re going to fake a hate crime to get attention for yourself put some effort into it! Throw yourself down an actual flight of stairs, sprint into a brick wall. The “injuries” will be much more believable then.

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      ShokesnowhasaprofilepictureKandle55
      6/29/16 10:17am

      And he told his attackers, “anywhere but my face ! That’s my money maker!”

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    thunderbaeBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:42am

    You should listen to your friend, Billy Zane!

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      andsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbanethunderbae
      6/29/16 9:57am

      not NOW, billy zane

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      Mike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiastandsmokeit is mrs tormund giantsbane
      6/29/16 11:24am
      GIF
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    SodburgerBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:43am

    The saddest part of “YouTube” fame is that these stars are actually not all that interesting so they have to make up fake tragedies to keep the “story” going. This shit is SO DAMAGING to people who are ACTUALLY suffering from hate crimes, miscarriages, and birthday cake mishaps...?

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      Red212Sodburger
      6/29/16 11:27am

      I made the mistake of venturing into the “story time” part of youtube and it appears that most of these youtube “stars” have stalkers,have been kidnapped or almost been kidnapped (often by uber drivers), been haunted by ghosts, been catfished, almost died,encountered crazy hitchhikers who tried to kill them, almost been in a planecrash (there’s a lot of “almost” with these people), they have a creepy neighbor who may or may not have broken into their house, they also find bodyparts every now and again...They lead very eventful lives these youtubers.

      GIF
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      Kiss My Hillbilly AssRed212
      7/02/16 1:39pm

      Where can I find the “story time” part of YouTube? Asking for a friend...

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    6/29/16 10:25am

    Joey Fatone is opening a hot dog restaurant called—hold on, let me sigh again—Fat One’s.

    Is Joey Fatone going to become the less annoying version of Guy Fieri? Or will they join together and make a super group of No?

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      SarsAttacksNo-Mi Skye
      6/29/16 5:48pm

      Fatone doesn’t hate gay people, so probably not. Also, has he ever said “hella”? Would you down his donkey sauce in one go? Inquiring minds want to know...

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      No-Mi SkyeSarsAttacks
      6/29/16 8:26pm

      I don’t down anyone’s donkey sauce, one go or otherwise, so that’s a no for Fatone and the annoying one.

      I say hella. Used it before Gwen Stefani mainstreamed it. I’ve reclaimed it.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    6/29/16 9:45am

    Is John Mayer saying he is looking for missus John Mayer ?

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      Hntrss13 Version 2.0GELLA - LLAP
      6/29/16 9:49am

      God help us all.

      I’m ready to roll, I’m more mature than I’ve ever been.

      I feel mature people would never make this statement, nor use the words “meet cute” unironically. Cue engagement to an 18-year-old model in the next six months.

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      Space_RockerGELLA - LLAP
      6/29/16 10:16am

      Apparently, he’s ready to “grow up” and “meet a cute girl” since he’s “matured.” His new single? “Your mind, opinions and nurturing inclination is a Wonderland.”

      Doesn’t have the same poppy ring to it.

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