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    fat-guyHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:38am

    I wonder if he has some kind of substance abuse problem like Rush did. Rush is still insane but he kind of chilled on the CRAZY after he cleaned up. Jones’ brain just seems...Skewed? I dunno but chemicals will do crazy shit.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokefat-guy
      6/29/16 1:00am

      There’s lead in the chemtrails.

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      lwleanderfat-guy
      6/29/16 1:01am

      Or he’s just fucking nuts. The craziest people i’ve been around or had exposure to in my life were all (relatively) sober...

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    The UpsetterHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:46am

    Listen, I only fuck the best goblins, OK? The classiest goblins. Not those forest trolls from, like, Finland. We’re talking the best goblins imported from under Swedish bridges and the Crimean tundra. They cost a little bit more, but they’re totally worth it. Believe me, when you’ve fucked one of these goblins, you’ll never need to tell your maid “Hey, Rosarita! Come over here and service me or I’ll revoke your green card!” We’re gonna take these goblins and fuck them and make America great again! And the whiny crybaby liberals who won’t fuck the goblins? Sad!

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      YoSup is in League with the Raccoon MenaceThe Upsetter
      6/29/16 1:00am

      Of course, Trump would alienate the troll vote, as his base they’re the only people left to insult.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesThe Upsetter
      6/29/16 1:03am

      And we’re gonna make the ogres pay for it!

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    X37.9XXSHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 2:45am

    What sort of sex act is succubus, especially political succubus?

    Sounds like it could be fun

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      punxsutawneyphilX37.9XXS
      6/29/16 3:33am

      Jones is laying down a marker to which he will return once his allegorical world has been further fleshed out. You see a succubus is a female demon that enters the dreams of sleeping men and causes them to deteriorate mentally through intercourse, with the Kabbalastic tradition going as far as to label Adam’s first wife Lilith a succubus, who having been created from the same dirt as Adam refused to be subservient to him and shacked up with the Angel Samael instead (Alex Jones was recently divorced).

      Thus for Jones, “having political succubus with goblins” packs together a wealth of scholarship and economy of meaning; Trump is one facet of the godhead, seeking to bring to order the fractured pieces of the Republican Party to re-deliver Eden, even though that runs the risk of the lesser beings (goblins) seizing knowledge and free will to their own ends and appropriating his divine efforts for profane ends, such as nominating a female candidate (having political succubus), which if you think about it is a pretty direct Kabbalastic swipe at Hillary.

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      X37.9XXSpunxsutawneyphil
      6/29/16 3:43am

      Okay

      In a world where carpenters are resurrected, everything is possible
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    BaggyTrousers3Hudson Hongo
    6/29/16 6:48am

    Serious question: Is this an actual TV show? I see reference to it here on Gawker but I don’t know if this is something you watch on real TV or some streaming online shit or just clips he posts on YouTube or what? I’m not interested in looking up where I can watch because I won’t watch but, just... what the fuck is this?

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      Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)BaggyTrousers3
      6/29/16 7:27am

      He has his own online TV/Radio thing.

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      BaggyTrousers3Flying Squid (is avoiding writing a novel)
      6/30/16 6:41am

      Thanks. So people actually seek out this shit, not just stumble across it as they’re changing channels. wow.

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    Desi_RelafordHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:48am

    The speech goes great with the Seinfeld theme playing.

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      CodcoBurnerDesi_Relaford
      6/29/16 12:55am
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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesDesi_Relaford
      6/29/16 1:02am

      Nah, it’s way better with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme:

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:39am

    I have the weirdest boner.

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      Hatless Suspect v5.0╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/29/16 12:45am

      Take that out of your mouth, NOW.

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      TireFire╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/29/16 12:54am

      ...And the gauntlet drops with a CLUNK!

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:39am

    Now, now. That’s not a nice thing to call Ivanka.

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      PhallicBaldwin2GeorgeGeoffersonLives
      6/29/16 12:52am

      *gratuitous rimshot*

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      CRXPhallicBaldwin2
      6/29/16 1:00am

      That's what you call Ivanka...

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    MWarnerMHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:41am

    I’m sorry, why are we making fun of this? I too am very worried about Donald Trump fucking goblins.

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      wilberterwilligerMWarnerM
      6/29/16 12:43am

      I’m more concerned for the goblins.

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      SnagglepussMWarnerM
      6/29/16 12:59am

      Tiny handed goblin fuckers are no joking matter

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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:54am

    This is like something out of an “Joe’s Garage” B-side.

    GIF
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      NonCam/ron
      6/29/16 1:09am

      You plooked too hard on meeeeeeeeee

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    6/29/16 12:58am

    “The GOP, which happens to be, we believe, a Goblin hive, which is great, I think that’s fine,” said Trump.

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