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    caekislove-caekingitupAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:47pm

    Does anyone even know where Trump is, right now!? For all we know, Obama’s shadowy forces could have kidnapped him and replaced him with some sort of body double!

    I’m just asking questions!!!

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      johnbeavercaekislove-caekingitup
      6/28/16 6:48pm

      He’s in conference with Wife #4, I mean Hope Hicks.

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      Letters2Kaycaekislove-caekingitup
      6/28/16 6:50pm

      I have a good idea, let’s convene 7 committees and spend millions in taxpayer money just having a look into that.

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    Cam/ronAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:55pm

    Meanwhile, Bernie is finally tweeting about Brexit, five days after the vote. No word on the airport attack yet.

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      Jeb! & The HologramsCam/ron
      6/28/16 7:04pm

      Well, duh. The days of Bernie having to pretend to give a fuck about anything but himself are over.

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      caekislove-caekingitupCam/ron
      6/28/16 7:07pm

      Brexit is such old news. Even the stock market stopped caring after 2 days.

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    GrumpyEagleAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:55pm

    It almost sounds like he’s outsourcing his tweets to some tweet factory in China where clever youngsters with a passable command of English feverishly tap out messages with their tiny fingers 8 hours a day, after which they put in another 8 hours assembling shoes for the Ivanka Trump line.

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      CanuckistanislausGrumpyEagle
      6/28/16 7:03pm

      “Passable” in this case meaning significantly better than Trump’s.

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      VanNostrandGrumpyEagle
      6/28/16 7:09pm

      Trump Tweets

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    gramercypoliceAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:52pm

    His latest tweet is longer than 140 characters. “The essential condition for the existence, and for the sway of the bourgeois class, is the formation and augmentation of capital; the condition for capital is wage-labor. Wage-labor rests exclusively on competition between the laborers. The advance of industry, whose involuntary promoter is the bourgeoisie, replaces the isolation of the laborers, due to competition, by their revolutionary combination, due to association. Sad!”

    Seems unfair.

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      Phanatically Phillygramercypolice
      6/28/16 7:30pm

      “..., due to association. Rueful!”

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      Dirk Wysegramercypolice
      6/28/16 9:57pm

      However long it took you to write that, it was time well spent.

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    the big canadianAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:50pm

    Holy shit if he actually gets his social media act together this is gonna make for a hell of a Presidential race. Would love to see the look on your faces when he becomes your President.

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      Edfonzo Algardothe big canadian
      6/28/16 6:53pm

      You will see the looks on our faces when we come streaming across the border. Better start working on a wall ...

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      the big canadianEdfonzo Algardo
      6/28/16 6:55pm

      Weve already got a wall. Its called dickhead American border guards. Intent on being convinced that even the most innocent of family shopping trips to Bellingham could be part of a deep narcotic trafficking ring.

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    BalefulregardsAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:49pm

    How long before Donald breaks free, running into the street and shouting “I’m HERE!”

    Seriously, the orange one will not be able to keep his fingers silent for long.

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      Pumibellicose is really a BinturongBalefulregards
      6/28/16 6:54pm

      I agree. His narcissism is pathological! I wonder if they are putting some tranquilizers in his pudding or something.

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      VanNostrandPumibellicose is really a Binturong
      6/28/16 7:10pm

      I think they gave him an iPhone with the Notes app open and told him it was Twitter. He’s just tweeting in to the void, twirling, twirling, twirling towards the presidency.

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    Kenhe LoginAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 7:05pm

    Someone grabbed the reigns

    C’mon Ashley it’s reins as in horses. You’re better than this.

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      ScoronataKenhe Login
      6/28/16 7:09pm

      Would’ve been funnier if you’d said “your".

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      Kenhe LoginScoronata
      6/28/16 7:10pm

      Thought about saying its because I’m not.

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    fritzoAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 6:54pm

    Trump would never had said “ill-fit”. He would have said “doo-doo head”. Someone is totally writing those for him.

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsfritzo
      6/28/16 7:24pm

      You’re too cynical. Someone just removed the crayon that was lodged in his brain.

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      PopCulturePooka99Telep☺dpr☹blems
      6/28/16 9:16pm

      There’s a crayon in his brain?

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    Gamblor JDAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 7:01pm

    I know John Miller’s work when I see it.

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      DMooseGamblor JD
      6/28/16 9:22pm

      I didn’t see nearly as many people noticing that his communications guy has the exact same last name as his old ‘PR guy’. First initial, too!

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    Gabrielle CyniqueAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 7:37pm

    The indents are unusual. It's like someone is composing these in notepad and then cut/pasting.

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      chaboudGabrielle Cynique
      6/28/16 7:56pm

      Bingo. Copied CRLF.

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