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    deerlady83Aimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:13pm

    Cats are very good at ruining sexy times. It's the staring and judging.

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      lunchcomadeerlady83
      6/28/16 5:17pm

      One of mine does the staring and the judging, as if she can’t believe how disgusting humans are but also can’t look away. The other cat assumes any cuddlefest or biting game or wrestling match OBVIOUSLY meant to include him and that his lack of invitation was just an oversight.

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      goddessoftransitorydeerlady83
      6/28/16 5:17pm
      GIF

      “You’re as saggy as you think you are. That ‘slimming’ blouse does nothing. LESS than nothing.”

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    Angelica SchuylerAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:13pm

    team dog checking in to say lol wut y’all crazy

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      LookAtThoseCavemenGoAngelica Schuyler
      6/28/16 5:18pm

      While I am most def a cat person, I feel like a dog would have the same powers of sex-cancellation. I’m that bizarre adult at parties in the corner petting the dog or cat and ignoring everyone else. Basically any cute, fuzzy animal is going to distract because I’m gonna need to commune with it.

      Except ferrets. I do not like those stinky weasels.

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      Vegas En FuegoAngelica Schuyler
      6/28/16 5:23pm

      Kitties are coming for us all:

      GIF
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    randilynisFINDILYNAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:28pm

    Dog person here and “Um, no honey. How could I possibly be licking your ass right now?”

    Usually she just gives us a disgusted look and turns to face the wall.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hererandilynisFINDILYN
      6/28/16 5:48pm

      I haz the confuse. Whose ass is being licked in CasaRandi?

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      randilynisFINDILYNJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/28/16 5:52pm

      CasaRanDandi to be precise. And the answer would be “him”. But more of a tush lick than an actual ass lick.

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    Imperator GrrriosaAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:24pm

    Oh God, I have a guy I really want to bone coming over to my cat-occupied studio apartment in half an hour, and this definitely did not put me at ease.

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      Tomas El TiburonImperator Grrriosa
      6/28/16 5:27pm

      Doorless? Explain please

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      SaroImperator Grrriosa
      6/28/16 6:35pm

      Bribe the cats with treats?

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    Mental IcebergAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:13pm

    I completely understand. This is Tuco Ramirez, and yes...she creeps many a man out :(

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      DrWhoSoccerStarMental Iceberg
      6/28/16 5:37pm

      I’d forget about you and start talking in baby voices while giving her Eskimo kisses.

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      Mental IcebergDrWhoSoccerStar
      6/28/16 5:39pm

      Wait. I don’t know whether to feel offended, or flattered on behalf of my cat!

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    Penny DreafullAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:18pm

    We always kick out cats out during sexy time and then all three wait by the door for us to finish.

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      billy-quizboyPenny Dreafull
      6/28/16 6:31pm

      (Raises hand—but only one of our two felines is like that.)

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      Spence1115Penny Dreafull
      6/28/16 7:13pm

      Yep. “Go on, in the kitchen you go” *locks door, run away* “Quickly, we can fuck now!” “Yay!”

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    verapsAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:19pm

    I should be awe-ing at the cute kitty, but I’m pissed off at yet another portrayal of a thin, conventionally attractive woman and an overweight man. Apparently fat girls don’t get sexytime, even in pet food ads.

    Also: why does that cat have round pupils?

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      Mental Icebergveraps
      6/28/16 5:26pm
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      Stella Mudd's Divorce Attorneyveraps
      6/28/16 5:29pm

      I thought the chick in the commercial had the female equivalent of the dude’s dad-bod.

      I like the fact that neither had perfect bodies.

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    Harry BlackAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:58pm

    Im always terrified a cat will see my balls swinging about and start batting at them with their paws. If its in the room, I need to know where it is.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaHarry Black
      6/28/16 6:40pm

      They have been known to do that.

      I will confess to laughing until I was in tears. Sorry!

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      Harry BlackDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/28/16 7:21pm

      I would probably laugh too!

      But not before making a noise that could only be described as “contraceptive”.

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    gommerthusAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 6:08pm

    Just curious, and I’m aware this is very possibly a very stupid question.

    Would you guys say it’s nothing unusual to be rolling in the hay while a pet dog is in the room watching? Oh...it’s just the usual, right?

    Just curious that’s all.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinagommerthus
      6/28/16 6:39pm

      Totally normal. Pets don’t need to be kicked out unless they interfere.

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      The Real Janellegommerthus
      6/28/16 10:18pm

      I’ll probably not mind the cat unless he's in the way. Well, more like sitting at the edge of the bed being all judgy. Then I just kick him out for a while.

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    JeffersonMurderAimée Lutkin
    6/28/16 5:10pm

    YOU LITTLE SHIT!! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

    ...Awwww, I can’t stay mad at yooooooouuuuuuu.

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      ChaliceInkJeffersonMurder
      6/28/16 7:57pm

      I have one that looks just like him. He’s also quite the romantic gentleman in the boudoir.

      My husband is usually like, “should I just leave you two alone?”

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      JeffersonMurderChaliceInk
      6/28/16 8:22pm

      “him”

      Her, actually.

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