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    Battery Tender UnnecessaryAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:35pm

    The only explanation that makes sense is that they had someone write an app that looks like Twitter, propagates his feed like normal, but anything tweeted from the app doesn’t actually go public. Then the app generates fake likes and retweets that keeps the feedback loop with Trump complete. They get to keep him from constantly setting PR dumpster fires they have to put out and he gets what he needs from twitter feedback, win-win.

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      Ashley FeinbergBattery Tender Unnecessary
      6/28/16 2:41pm

      You should go into crisis management.

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      sdtony42Battery Tender Unnecessary
      6/28/16 2:45pm

      To really sell the ruse, you'd have to occasionally send him fake tweets that are super racist or just loaded with obvious B.S. so he can retweet them.

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    Jaded HelmsmanAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:25pm

    I heard he got a new phone with a larger keyboard and he’s been struggling to reach all the keys.

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      Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!Jaded Helmsman
      6/28/16 2:33pm

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      Mental IcebergJaded Helmsman
      6/28/16 2:43pm
      GIF
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    keverdeneAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:28pm

    Jason Miller is no fool.

    So begins the legitimizing of our first fascist dictator. Watch out, folks.

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      Codiustheawesomekeverdene
      6/28/16 2:32pm

      Yeah seriously, this is pretty obvious I think. The past month hasn’t been kind to him, so it is time for him to get serious about this shit if he actually wants it. Cutting out the childish Twitter bullshit is a good first step for him, though it is going to take a lot more than that. The question is, will this last? Will he listen to the people that know how to win this long enough for it to matter?

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      keverdeneCodiustheawesome
      6/28/16 2:39pm

      He’s only got to shut up for four months. Jason Miller can manage that.

      It genuinely worries me that Trump has hired an actual expert and non-idiot to finally run things. It’s like the Church of England coalescing around Henry VIII’s sausage festing. This is how the tide of history turns. (Not that Miller is smart, but by comparison to the rest of those clowns... you take my meaning.)

      Trump 2.0 should emerge from his larval sac any day now.

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    potahhhtoAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:25pm

    Why do you hate orange people, Ashley?

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      X37.9XXSpotahhhto
      6/28/16 2:26pm

      Ashley is prejudiced against Umpa-Loompas

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      tom.blerschX37.9XXS
      6/28/16 2:27pm

      #OompaLoompaTweetsMatter

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    Beet ArthurAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:27pm

    This is the start of the rage spiral. If Don can’t vent about how terrible Hillary and Liz are to the world, he’s going to explode like a nuclear Orange Julius.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeBeet Arthur
      6/28/16 2:29pm

      He’s gonna bring a whole barrel of unfired owns to the first debate.

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      Battery Tender UnnecessaryBeet Arthur
      6/28/16 2:36pm

      Yeah, you can’t cork this bottle for long. Warren just keeps shaking it.

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    upsidaisyAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:25pm

    trump was told to sit down and shut the fuck up. let’s see how long that lasts. a day? 2 max?

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      Puddingandthemissusupsidaisy
      6/28/16 3:12pm

      The eye of the storm. I feel very uneasy

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      Marasaiupsidaisy
      6/28/16 3:45pm

      It’s an interesting balance because if Hillary continues to attack him and he says nothing back, he looks weak. And here’s hoping she keeps using coded language designed to immasculate him.

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    gramercypoliceAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 2:27pm

    He's plotting his withdrawal from the race. He's going to announce it on Tidal.

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      imatworkdarnit2gramercypolice
      6/28/16 2:32pm

      Tidal is where all of his policies are cleanly laid out for the public.

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      RishaBreegramercypolice
      6/28/16 2:36pm

      For a moment I read that as “Tinder”.

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    Kavi ReddyAshley Feinberg
    6/28/16 3:21pm

    Hair came to life and killed/ate him.

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeAshley Feinberg
      6/28/16 2:26pm

      I bet they finally unplugged his fax machine. No more tweets for the Donald!

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        dothedewAshley Feinberg
        6/28/16 2:34pm

        After all those many months of tweeting those tiny thumbs finally gave out.

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