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    Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
    6/28/16 2:04pm

    So, a Tomasso Troll, if you will?

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeSid and Financy
      6/28/16 2:06pm

      Classico.

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      Sparky Polastry╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/28/16 2:08pm

      Somebody needs to say ‘grazi’ so i can drop ‘prego.’

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    ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJordan Sargent
    6/28/16 2:06pm

    “Italian” and “humor” should always appear in quotations whenever they occur next to each other.

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      Sneezing for Fun and Profit╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/28/16 2:09pm

      Obviously you’ve never read McCarthy.

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      Cam/ron╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
      6/28/16 2:12pm

      Aw c’mon, how can you not laugh at the English Gibberish song?

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    tornadoslackssJordan Sargent
    6/28/16 2:13pm

    He might not be dead but The Road killed me. So much brutality, so much despair, no one with firearms around should be allowed to read it (which rules out the entire U.S. - heh)

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationtornadoslackss
      6/28/16 2:22pm

      I thought the same thing until one of my friends pointed out that about 75% of the non-starvation related problems could be solved if the man had a jogging stroller instead of a shopping cart. Now that's all I can picture and it totally ruins the mood of the book.

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      eataTREEtornadoslackss
      6/28/16 3:48pm

      _No Country For Old Men_ isn’t any better on the bleakness front. MCCarthy’s Grimdark knob is permanently stuck at 11.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeJordan Sargent
    6/28/16 2:07pm

    That’s it, I’ve covered my living room floor with USA Today while painting my apartment for the LAST time.

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      Cam/ronHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      6/28/16 2:14pm

      USA Today - the paper of choice whenever I’m stuck at Denny’s at 5 a.m.

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    HighlySelassieJordan Sargent
    6/28/16 2:12pm

    All the Pretty Hoaxes

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      Cam/ronJordan Sargent
      6/28/16 2:07pm

      Whew, this calls for a drink.

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        cattleprodJordan Sargent
        6/28/16 2:30pm

        Wow. A truly sad day. RIP to Cormac McCarthy. One of our country’s finest actors, gone too soon.

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          Dave Jordan Sargent
          6/28/16 2:43pm

          You’re not fooling anyone, Cormac, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
          I think I’ll go for a walk.
          Come on do us a favor.
          **THUMP**
          CNN Reports Cormac McCarthy dead at 82.

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            kaysey17Jordan Sargent
            6/29/16 12:34pm

            And *THIS* is why I wait before posting about someone’s death. Like David Bowie’s - I got a fuck-ton of shit by Gawker commenters for questioning the validity of the first report.

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              amtJordan Sargent
              6/28/16 3:10pm

              He became dead to me in October 2013 when The Counselor was released in theatres. Same goes for Ridley Scott.

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