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    JennaD79Kate Dries
    6/28/16 10:27am

    I get nauseous from second hand embarrassment to the point where I can’t watch movies like meet the parents. I made my best friend fast forward halfway through this scene because I was legit having a nervous breakdown. What the fuck was all that?!!!

    Between that and the Wells high five/kiss debacle I wanted to cry.

    Who is everyone rooting for this season though? Everyone kinda sucks. I knew he didn't have a shot but I actually liked Wells because he seemed like an actual genuine human who was honest rather than telling her he was in love with her and wanted to marry her after one date. Jordan seems too like perfectly curated for me but I think that's part of the requirements for being a pro athlete. Alex is awful and has no neck, James is too whiny and insecure, Chase is a robot, Robbie I just don't understand, and watching JoJo and Luke make out is gross af. Why are these our options?! Why do I care so much?!

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      StartedatthebottomnowweslightlyaboveaverageJennaD79
      6/28/16 10:32am

      I just said the same thing down there. I need a Xanax after a minute and thirty seconds of that shame spiral.

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      wafflesfriendsworkJennaD79
      6/28/16 10:36am

      Argh Welllllllls! Honeyyyyyyy.

      GIF
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    darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:13am

    umm guys...is he played by jim halpert?

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      CosmicDrive00darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      6/28/16 10:19am

      are you asking if the reality show contestant is being played by a fictional tv show character?

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      PhyllisNeflerdarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      6/28/16 10:19am

      i just got really confused b/c i thought the same thing

      also the other two making out in front of an orchestra was way more embarrassing than Jim crying.

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    AdmiralAsteroidKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:42am

    Elsewhere in the episode- was anyone else made just a little uncomfortable by the dance instructor’s dress? I felt like we got a few flashes of something that was not... fabric?

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      Kate DriesAdmiralAsteroid
      6/28/16 10:51am

      My viewing companion said she was wearing red underwear underneath but idk.

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      AdmiralAsteroidKate Dries
      6/28/16 11:01am

      Yeah idk, I wasn’t really paying attention and looked back at the TV just in time to get a flash of either very lacy underwear, or something else.

      Also, that dance between the three of them was the clunkiest non-sexy tango I’ve ever seen.

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    Sunshine is my Spirit AnimalKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:49am

    this episode was kind of boring. I was expecting more drama. I mean, Jordan is an asshole and I was glad they sent Derek home because he was being annoying. I really want them to send Alex home.

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      sybannSunshine is my Spirit Animal
      6/28/16 11:42am

      For a minute there I thought both Alex and gross James (who I WAS pulling for until he got so disgustingly creeper) were leaving. Can’t happen fast enough.

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      Sunshine is my Spirit Animalsybann
      6/28/16 12:23pm

      right? I was literally standing there, like, “OH SHIT” and then she gave them both roses. BORING.

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    Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:39am

    After a day of emergency surgery and after care with my older doggy, this was the scene I needed. Made my night.

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      happysundayLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
      6/28/16 2:20pm

      My cat had an “impacted anal sac” that burst so I spent all day mopping up the grossest pus and washing everything she dragged her poor leaking ass over and you can bet it was the happiest moment of my week when I cracked a beer and sat down to watch this beautiful emmy-worthy trainwreck.

      Cheers. I hope your doggy gets well soon :)

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      Ladyheatherlee 2016 Editionhappysunday
      6/28/16 2:26pm

      Doggy is much better now, thanks. She’s taking her meds like a champ and walking normally again. Yay.

      Anal Sac Pus should be someone’s band name. Not mine though. Gross.

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    Agent ScullyKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:33am

    I’ve tried watching this season and I just cannot with Jojo. “Yay! You’re finally talking about your feelings!” COME HERE SO I CAN SLAP YOU.

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      Tejón FaceAgent Scully
      6/28/16 10:57am

      She needs more....something. Like her whole personality is laughing charismatically and nodding while listening.

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      IHaveATheoryItCouldBeBunniesTejón Face
      6/28/16 12:18pm

      And requiring Words of Affirmation as her love language, but yeah that is pretty much it.

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    PerraviejaKate Dries
    6/28/16 10:19am

    I literally started crying out “Emmy! Emmy!” and clapping madly when I saw this scene. I even got up from my couch.

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      Sick Burner, BroKate Dries
      6/28/16 10:18am

      I never thought I could enjoy this show again after Chad left, but this whole sequence redeemed it for me. My friends and I were HOWLING. “I am Derek. Derek is imperfect.” PURE GOLD.

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        sparklycarkleeSick Burner, Bro
        6/28/16 10:33am

        conversation in my house last night:
        “I’m sorry.. did he say... ‘Derek is imperfect’? No. Please tell me he didn’t.”
        “HE DID.”
        “NO!!!!!”

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        smithkidSick Burner, Bro
        6/28/16 10:37am

        It was magical. It, however, pales in comparison to Daniel’s exit which my sister and I still quote.

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      sybannKate Dries
      6/28/16 10:56am

      Derek = John Krasinski to the point it was endlessly distracting for me. And yes, to whomever also thinks the macking is gratuitous and grotesque. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Vom. I have to get on the computer, leave the room, anything but watch some of these greasy dudes play tonsil hockey with Jo.

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        happysundaysybann
        6/28/16 2:16pm

        I can’t hit the mute button fast enough.

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        Tejón Facesybann
        6/28/16 8:27pm

        Also I sort of feel like she’s the only bachelor/ette who repeatedly makes out with guys she’s clearly not into? Like as an exit when the convo gets awkward?

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      BusPassTrollop curls up and diesKate Dries
      6/28/16 10:29am

      HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS GOLD

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