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    Flying SquidKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:42pm

    I’m just happy Downing Street doesn’t have an official pet pig.

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      EatBigSeaFlying Squid
      6/27/16 3:49pm

      Needs many more stars.

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      randilynisFINDILYNFlying Squid
      6/27/16 3:57pm

      noooooooo

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    Masshole JamesKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:18pm

    Of course, he’s staying. Larry’s not going home with Cameron, the man that destroyed the British empire. I mean, look at him! Larry doesn’t do losers. Larry’s a bad ass!

    Police called to break up violent cat fight in Downing Street

    Larry the Downing Street cat and Freya, the Chancellor’s moggy, go at it hammer and tongs on the steps of No 10.

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      Queen VicMasshole James
      6/27/16 3:21pm

      Pfft, you think David Cameron even wants Larry? His tail isn’t curly enough.

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      SaroMasshole James
      6/27/16 4:11pm

      Oh no, this is too good. (I don’t know if I’d say “hammer and tongs” though, seems a little tame for that!)

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    BuntyPeachKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:08pm

    Answer: No. We’re getting rid of all cats because we’re fucking sick to the back teeth of the little mingers. We’re going to bury them all alive. And to save you asking, we’re sending the royal family back to Greece and Germany where they came from, too.

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      Queen VicBuntyPeach
      6/27/16 3:20pm

      You mean just straight back to Germany. Even the Greeks are Germans in that family.

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      verymocoBuntyPeach
      6/27/16 3:23pm

      No to your first proposal, bring it on to the second!

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:24pm

    Is Larry a British breed? Otherwise, he’s just another worker crossing borders for economic gains. (Just like the British from about 1583-1997.)

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      KfishAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/27/16 3:50pm

      This needs more stars. Immigration policies and whining about far-away bureaucrats from the people who set up 'White only' areas of Shanghai and Hong Kong.

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      randilynisFINDILYNKfish
      6/27/16 3:56pm

      whinging.

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    GELLA - LLAPKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:09pm

    Larry for PM

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      StartedatthebottomnowweslightlyaboveaverageGELLA - LLAP
      6/27/16 3:12pm

      Prime Minister of my heart!

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      Masshole JamesGELLA - LLAP
      6/27/16 3:19pm

      Larry seems way too smart to be a Tory.

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    EatBigSeaKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:59pm

    Perhaps Theresa May is cleverer than we thought:

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      $7CoffeeEatBigSea
      6/27/16 4:06pm

      Minerva McGonagall would make a much better PM.

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    Martini of Male Tears for BreakfastKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:07pm

    We don’t have cops, we have coppers.

    To cop is to arrest, as in “fair cop, gov”.

    Larry could still be useful, if Cameron has cried bitter tears of anguish into Larry’s soft, comforting fur, we could wring him out and sell the tears as premier cru vinegar for posh people’s chips.

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      sybannMartini of Male Tears for Breakfast
      6/27/16 3:19pm

      Oddly, I once responded to a correction with “It’s a fair cop” in here and no one seemed to have any problem understanding me. It gives me hope for our otherwise semi-literate nation (See also Donald Trump).

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      Martini of Male Tears for Breakfastsybann
      6/27/16 3:29pm

      We still haven’t quite gotten over the whole tea debarcle.

      Tea’s nice, you know.

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    SipowitzKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:28pm

    David Cameron lost the game of thrones.

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      6/27/16 3:37pm

      this. does it make him high sparrow?

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      House Milkshaker of DaftbollocksGELLA - LLAP
      6/27/16 4:05pm

      He is more of a Great Tit.

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    JoanMillerTwoSuitsKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:41pm

    I looked at that cat’s face and I thought, “He doesn’t look like a mouser. He looks like a freaking genius.” All I know is that Larry would never have set himself up like Cameron did. He’s way too cagey for that. Oh, Larry, Cameron should have run his plans by you, he really blew it there.

    Also—who’s a good kitty? Who’s a good kitty?

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      TampaBeeAtch (misplaced witty subname)JoanMillerTwoSuits
      6/27/16 5:57pm

      I’d be happy to lend them my Dex and Deb for a few weeks for that mouse problem if they’ll put the three of us up and give us the grand treatment. I can guarantee my cats would not only be effective but relish the opportunity. We had an eventful weekend of me trying to rescue lizards from my two, dear, sweet little murderers. The lizards did not fare well... I can’t imagine how psyched they’d be for actual MICE!

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    Burnerdette ChiracKelly Faircloth
    6/27/16 3:09pm

    No one has ever played himself as hard as David Cameron.

    This is so true it hurts.

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      Gwyneth P. is a reincarnated chicken nuggetBurnerdette Chirac
      6/27/16 4:29pm

      Glad I am alive for it.

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