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    Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumJE Reich
    6/23/16 8:58pm

    Does Tom look like a man full of regret in that picture? I feel like he looks like a man who is rethinking every life choice he has ever made in that picture.

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      jinniAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/23/16 9:06pm

      Also: has Taylor Swift always had boobage of that stature or is it a new development?

      (*Am I spelling boobage wrong because Kinja is highly disapproving.)

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumjinni
      6/23/16 9:09pm

      Pretty sure she got a very tasteful/conservative boob job. This was not something I ever was aware of until Celebitchy did an entire article on it—I think if there’s any real observable proof to the idea it’s that somehow she’s gotten thinner the last few years yet her boobs are miraculously a cup size larger. Usually if you lose weight, you lose it everywhere, including your boobs.

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    GELLA - LLAPJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:01pm

    Sinead O’Connor thretens to jump off the bridge in Chicago

    http://abc7chicago.com/news/cpd-notif...

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereGELLA - LLAP
      6/23/16 9:05pm

      I just read about this! JE gotta get on this story, stat!

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      jinniGELLA - LLAP
      6/23/16 9:11pm

      Or threatened to do so. What is happening with Sinead O’Connor? Why has she not gotten help?

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    Rando CalrissianJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:00pm

    I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! about Chris Brown

    GIF
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      $7CoffeeRando Calrissian
      6/23/16 10:13pm

      I didn’t realize people still love him until I started following The Shade Room on insta. The stuff it brought up in my search window is a lot of pro-CBrown.

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      ATA_SD$7Coffee
      6/24/16 1:12am

      Yeah. I mean there are legitimate arguments to be made about uneven treatment of men who perpetrate such as Chris Brown has based on differences in identity, but he is not an example of that. He doesn’t seem to show any remorse nor does he seemed to have significantly changed his behavior.

      Can’t understand why people are still stanning for him.

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    Inspector SpacetimeJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:09pm

    Can we talk about the fact that Lindsay Lohan is live tweeting Brexit? Apparently she has a lot of feelings about it.

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumInspector Spacetime
      6/23/16 9:11pm

      WHAT OMG I know that she lives in London now, but I am surprised that she’s aware enough to know what it is. I guess maybe she finally is getting her life on track again.

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      KristenfromMAAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/23/16 10:00pm

      How can she afford it? London is so expensive. I realize she has a rich boyfriend now, but she moved there some time ago. She hadn't worked in years.

      (I wish I could move to London.)

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    PenelopeParadisJE Reich
    6/23/16 8:58pm

    I detest how those fucking kardashians always have to make everything about themselves, from murder to fires to mermaids.

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      GELLA - LLAPPenelopeParadis
      6/23/16 9:03pm

      they invented mermaids

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      LeliluGELLA - LLAP
      6/23/16 9:23pm

      They invented murder and fire as well. For they are from the first humans, and will be from the last. They will always and forever be.(I like to pretend they are an immortal coven.)

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    Agent ScullyJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:19pm

    Normally I don’t give a rat’s behind about celebrity relationships, but this has me all “OMG TOM STOP NO RUN AWAY SAVE YOURSELF. SHE’S GONNA WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU BOY!”. I can’t explain it.

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      Marlene FreaktrickAgent Scully
      6/23/16 9:35pm

      I’m just waiting for the album about Calvin.

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      shelwoodMarlene Freaktrick
      6/23/16 10:28pm

      Damnit, I hope she didn’t rebound too fast. She only had about 2 days to write songs about Calvin being a dick before she needed to pivot to writing songs about Hiddle’s... dick.

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    Kastle, Queen of . . .JE Reich
    6/23/16 10:19pm

    Mike G, who was hired in 2012 after he attacked his then-girlfriend Rihanna to resuscitate Brown’s image

    How would Mike G attacking his then-girlfriend Rihanna resuscitate Brown’s image?

    Commas. They are the friend of clarity.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaKastle, Queen of . . .
      6/23/16 10:31pm

      Little confusion between “surrealist” and “surrealest,” as well. JE’s a good writer, but the site really does need an editor on hand.

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      LibraryanneagainDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      6/23/16 10:43pm

      An editor on hand would help so much. It is difficult for me to proofread my own work, since I tend to see whatever it was I meant to write, not what is actually there. Alas, I don’t have the budget, either.

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    JessaminaJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:30pm

    Why didn’t Chris Brown’s manager go to the police at the time?!!

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      shelwoodJessamina
      6/23/16 9:35pm

      Chris Brown prefers to beat up people who are so interdependent on him that they are hesitant to call the cops on him. Also, chairs.

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      parangaricutirimicuaroJessamina
      6/23/16 9:42pm

      And what was he wearing?

      Did he do something to provoke it?

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJE Reich
    6/23/16 9:07pm

    Not such a Hot Taek: Kris Jenner is repugnant human.

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/23/16 9:10pm

      Mama Monster.

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      $7CoffeeJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/23/16 10:14pm

      I’d let her adopt me if it made me $500,000 tho.

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    KellyWellyJE Reich
    6/23/16 10:13pm

    I saw comments on Instagram re: HiddlesSwift and it pretty much cemented how much I love some of these kids in the fandom.

    “Sometimes, the hardest thing about loving someone is letting them make their own choices even when you know they are going to end up heartbroken. We need to just stay strong for him”

    “I can’t love him anymore because she basically makes a living being every girl I hate in school that has tormented me for years and he is WITH HER (insert 5 thousand emojis)”

    Taylor is a lesbian, white supremicist, has ghostwriters for all her songs, her daddy is a mafia dude, yet she is kind, loves cats, knows how it feels to to be “one of us”...

    Tom is gay, has to stay closeted until he’s off contract with Marvel, posh, a fake nerd (gasp), lost all his credibility yet deserves to be happy, works too hard and needs to wear different clothes

    It is insane and I cannot stop reading them.

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      artemis.floyd rides againKellyWelly
      6/23/16 10:16pm

      It sounds genuinely exhausting for TSwift and Hiddles to exist in the states you just described...good lord.

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      smithkidKellyWelly
      6/23/16 10:29pm

      Tom is gay, has to stay closeted until he’s off contract with Marvel, posh, a fake nerd (gasp), lost all his credibility yet deserves to be happy, works too hard and needs to wear different clothes

      I love this. So, I’ve obviously heard the rumors that he’s gay but I never heard that he’s a fake nerd. I need to know more. And has he lost his credibility because he is now “dating” Swift? Who no longer trusts him? And if he is an actor and he is now acting like he is dating Swift shouldn’t we trust that fake nerd more?

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