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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:35pm

    STFU Demi.

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      Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/23/16 7:37pm

      I like how Demi rants about this stuff, as if she is so morally and intellectually high and mighty. Get off your high horse, girl. Celeb gossip pays your fucking bills.

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      lisaroweAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/23/16 7:41pm

      seriously

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:43pm

    Completely unnecessary post: I know Gilbert Gottfried in real life. I used to work with his wife, who I had a crush on. My heart was broken in 1996 when she told me via AOL chat she was secretly “Dating the parrot from ‘Aladdin’ “

    They have two beautiful kids. I'm over it.

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      Marlene FreaktrickJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/23/16 7:55pm

      omg that is the best thing I’ve heard all day. What was she like? Is she also a bird? Was it her being a bird and you being a monkey that kept her from wanting to take your love seriously?

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      CatAssJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/23/16 7:57pm

      Is he a nice dude? For some reason he seems like a nice dude, despite the perpetually narrowed eyes.

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    tubbytimeKara Brown
    6/23/16 8:12pm

    I can’t name one person on the FBI top 10. I am a bad person. Bad bad tubbytime.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinatubbytime
      6/23/16 8:28pm

      I can’t either. So I looked them up, but I’ll forget their names again in no time. Here’s an interesting one:

      Little atypical, there.

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      CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxtubbytime
      6/23/16 8:40pm

      Sheesh, tubbytime. Where is your utter paranoia trying to pretend that it’s superior knowledge and civic responsibility?

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    No-Mi SkyeKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:47pm

    Why is Demi? Why?

    There was tabloid press since almost the beginning of Hollywood. Celeb scandals and feuds were of interest to the public long before the internet/paparazzi/blogs were even a thing here.

    She’s always on some one person crusade against the very industry she’s in. She complains and will end up garnering the same headlines she’s bitching about, because she’s doing the very thing she knows will get her headlines. Acting out.

    I just ...

    GIF

    Yes everything is news these days and that’s annoying as fuck, but stop playing into that shit and then acting like you’re above it or you don’t know why the blogs are writing about you. FOH.

    Take a break Demi. For the children.

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      Marlene FreaktrickNo-Mi Skye
      6/23/16 7:58pm

      she reminds me of the girl you wish you hadn’t started talking to at a party

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      SourSghettiMarlene Freaktrick
      6/23/16 8:06pm

      Omg SO spot on. Nobody can convince me now that Cecily Strong didn’t make that character for Demi Lovato.

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    jinniKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:36pm

    I wish I could love Debra Messing. I don’t.

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      Marlene Freaktrickjinni
      6/23/16 7:56pm

      she’s trying too hard. she’s like that theater chick that just can’t stop reminding you that some people think she’s funny.

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      Pumpkin Andy is Orangejinni
      6/23/16 8:00pm

      That cop show with her was awful. And I like her and I really like Josh Lucas, but it was bad.

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    Adrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new albumKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:33pm

    *overseas

    Do they even still air that FBI’s Top 10 Most Wanted show? Or was that entirely before Demi’s time?

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      Doncha KnowAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/23/16 7:59pm

      Sleeping over and Grandma’s house and watching America’s Most Wanted used to be MY JAM. I miss that show

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      SourSghettiAdrastra predicts "Low Key" title for Taylor's new album
      6/23/16 8:08pm

      Also, since when is knowing who is on the Top 10 Most Wanted list a prerequisite for being an intelligent, thoughtful member of society?

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    Ma VaffanculoKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:36pm

    I honestly do not know who Demi Lovato is, aside from recognizing her name, but her haircut is killer. I too have a choppy bob but have to work very hard for waves like that. Also, sorry Laura Prepon, you are gorgeous and I love your work but all I see when I look at you is SCIENTOLOGIST. Ick.

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      bedazzledMa Vaffanculo
      6/23/16 7:41pm

      Well I bet someone has to work very hard for her hair to look like that, and I’m sure they’re paid very well

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      FeralFrigidSlutMa Vaffanculo
      6/23/16 7:43pm

      Lori Petty. Love the hair. Love the glasses. LOVE IT ALL.

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    Flying SquidKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:40pm

    What do you guys think of my theory that Yoko Ono never actually learned English and just puts together random strings of words that sound nice to her?

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      CatAssFlying Squid
      6/23/16 7:58pm

      Similar to my Bjork theory!

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      ThatFatScatCatCatAss
      6/23/16 8:07pm

      Yeah, but Bjork is actually a good musician.

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    6/23/16 9:17pm

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      BenjaminSmuttinsimaginaryfriend
      6/23/16 9:28pm

      aaaaaaaaagh. filed under: wish I didn’t know this

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      imaginaryfriendBenjaminSmuttins
      6/23/16 9:32pm

      mother nature’s fixin’ to fuck us up something major.

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    oniraptorKara Brown
    6/23/16 7:35pm

    the yutes?

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      LadyoftheDayoniraptor
      6/23/16 8:10pm
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      Stephanie Werneroniraptor
      6/23/16 8:15pm

      Came to this post just for this! *thumbs up*

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