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    AFSAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:15pm

    I can’t tell whether Sam Biddle is fat or not.

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      MediumpuppyAFS
      6/24/16 3:16pm

      I kinda think he's hot in that dad bod way.

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      Quasar FunkAFS
      6/24/16 3:19pm

      He kind of looks like one of those guys with a fat-guy face on a skinny guy body.

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    Sam BiddleAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:24pm

    ANYONE WHO TRIES TO CLOWN ME IN THIS POST IWLL BE BANNED WHILE I STILL HAVE THE POWER

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      Dave Sam Biddle
      6/24/16 3:35pm
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      Conde NastySam Biddle
      6/24/16 3:38pm

      Am I doing it right?

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    Patrick RedfordAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:21pm
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      John CookPatrick Redford
      6/24/16 3:26pm

      !

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      Sam BiddlePatrick Redford
      6/24/16 3:31pm

      yikes

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    Puja PatelAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:25pm
    GIF
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      tornadoslackssPuja Patel
      6/24/16 3:59pm

      He sort of looks like a Kennedy cousin (a non rapey one)

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    J.K. TrotterAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:29pm

    From Gawker’s internal chat room on January 6, 2014:

    And, a bit later:

    I don’t think we ever learned the answer.

    (Also, you can buy Sam’s preferred brand of condoms here.)

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      HiMyNameIsJayAgainJ.K. Trotter
      6/24/16 3:42pm

      Gosh I miss Caity and Cord.

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      caekislove-caekingitupHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      6/24/16 4:16pm

      Caity is the best! We love Caity! Bring back Caity!!!

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    Timothy BurkeAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:16pm

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      caekislove-caekingitupTimothy Burke
      6/24/16 3:19pm

      what is this i dont even

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      OT.level7Timothy Burke
      6/24/16 3:46pm

      When the animatronic servos are set to “facial expression demo”.

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    Hamilton NolanAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:25pm

    Great post except for Andy’s ridiculous contention that Sam is “thick-skinned.” Still he’ll be missed.

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      NobizdashizHamilton Nolan
      6/24/16 3:27pm

      O0o0o0o0 that’s a figurative Swirly if I’ve ever read one

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      ArmchairSophistHamilton Nolan
      6/24/16 4:05pm

      I really wish I’d been witness to the fabled interactions between Hamilton “Bench presses and getting belligerent over yogurt” Nolan and Sam “Totally not a virgin anymore, I swear” Biddle.

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    Jane-Claire QuigleyAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:25pm

    Got these texts from Sam once when he said he was walking on a bridge. Kinda freaked me out, tbh

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      Ashley FeinbergJane-Claire Quigley
      6/24/16 3:48pm

      Jesus Christ.

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    Tidal TownAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:18pm

    So two things:

    1. Not digging the new Kinja layout on desktop.

    2. Of all the shitty statues one could pick, you picked the monstrosity I have to see anytime I go down to Alabama to see my family? Trigger warning next time, Jesus.

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      Misteaks were madeTidal Town
      6/24/16 3:26pm
      GIF

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      Tidal TownMisteaks were made
      6/24/16 3:32pm

      It’s a miracle I don’t have a seizure and crash my car every time I drive by it. It’s hideous.

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    Misteaks were madeAshley Feinberg
    6/24/16 3:30pm

    How has this little gem lied hidden?

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      IanMisteaks were made
      6/24/16 5:18pm

      ...and that virginity just sat there...in waiting...shaking its head at its master’s terrible courtship...

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