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    Alex CHamilton Nolan
    6/23/16 4:09pm

    The world you die in won’t be the same one you were born into.

    Pretty sure that's been true for every generation ever.

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      Lex Luthor's Saintly TwinAlex C
      6/23/16 4:17pm

      You’re shitting all over HamNo’s Deep Thought Hour and I love you for it.

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      Tohru AdachiLex Luthor's Saintly Twin
      6/23/16 4:53pm

      You two imbeciles deserve each other.

      now KISS

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    Quasar FunkHamilton Nolan
    6/23/16 3:53pm

    The world you die in won’t be the same one you were born into.

    Every male in my family dies super-young from heart disease, and I continue their bad lifestyle choices. Chances are, I’ll die far too young for the world to be materially different, so the joke’s on YOU!!!!!

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      THORFINN THE DANEQuasar Funk
      6/23/16 3:54pm

      You’ll be laughing at them, laughing from your grave!

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      festivusaziliQuasar Funk
      6/23/16 4:05pm

      You can’t live fast and die young if you don’t follow through and actually die.

      That’s my entire high school commencement speech. I’m available.

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    dothedewHamilton Nolan
    6/23/16 3:56pm

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      MBCockdothedew
      6/23/16 3:59pm

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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      dothedewMBCock
      6/23/16 4:03pm

      Dude is like a human zubaz

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerHamilton Nolan
    6/23/16 4:01pm

    “In the world at large, the population of millionaires in the Asia-Pacific region now, for the first time in modern history, holds more net worth than their counterparts in North America do.”

    And yet, I'm still nowhere near a millionaire, and will never be any closer than I am right now. The more things change, I guess...no, I mean I'm happy for them, sure. It's just, well...

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      Netflix and ShillIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      6/23/16 4:05pm

      And yet, I’m still nowhere near a millionaire, and will never be any closer than I am right now. The more things change, I guess...no, I mean I’m happy for them, sure. It’s just, well...

      Sounds like you’re ready to make America great again. This is your lucky day, because I happen to know a guy who can do that. Do you hate Mexicans? Even better.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerNetflix and Shill
      6/23/16 4:08pm

      Actually, I’m pretty happy so long as I can make my day great again. I do okay with that, overall.

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    pre-emptive sighHamilton Nolan
    6/23/16 3:49pm

    If you’re born poor, you’ll likely die poor.

    A maxim that has remained unchanged for millennium. The world is pretty much the same as it always was. We just have smart phones now.

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      KulturVulturHamilton Nolan
      6/23/16 4:29pm

      My dream is to live in a county that has more horses than people, with mini horses making up about half.

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        anhalibutKulturVultur
        6/23/16 5:07pm

        As long as there are kittens riding on the backs of the mini horses, I’m all in.

        (and holy crap! Google delivered. I didn’t think it would, but it did. I’m sorry I ever doubted you, Google.)

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        Aurelius RoblesKulturVultur
        6/23/16 5:18pm

        I’ve got just the place for you!

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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsHamilton Nolan
      6/23/16 4:01pm

      White imperialism is on its death bed and this is what it just vomited up.

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        Vox Populist99Telep☺dpr☹blems
        6/23/16 4:07pm

        But he’s orange, not white.

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      Desi_RelafordHamilton Nolan
      6/23/16 3:54pm

      And for the first time ever, the nominee for President for a major party is an Orange-American.

      I just can’t imagine how excited that makes Sinbad.

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        StridixDesi_Relaford
        6/23/16 3:58pm
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      8 Ball FactsHamilton Nolan
      6/23/16 3:52pm

      Soon I won’t be able to find a place to make me a decent mayonnaise sandwich.

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        Desi_Relaford8 Ball Facts
        6/23/16 4:00pm

        Only in diverse cities containing white enclaves, like Brooklyn.

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        Sparky Polastry8 Ball Facts
        6/23/16 4:00pm

        A muthafuckin’ syrup sandwich!

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      helpmeithinkimfallinginloveagainHamilton Nolan
      6/23/16 3:55pm

      white people! you gon’ be glad soon that affirmative action stands.

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