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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Lauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:06pm

    I think Mandy Moore SO GODDAMN PRETTY. Like, too pretty. SUSPICIOUSLY PRETTY.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/22/16 8:10pm

      So, you’re saying alien?

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      Marlene FreaktrickOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      6/22/16 8:13pm

      she’s at the top of my husbands celebrity list. I don’t get it, she’s pretty but she just seems so vanilla to me.

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    Socks Are My Favorite ClothesLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:12pm

    Don’t get me wrong, I worship Britney. But in the Britney/Christina/Mandy teen phenomenon conversation, Mandy played the long game and might have won. Not money and fame like the other two, but she wins at life, in my opinion. I adore her.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkSocks Are My Favorite Clothes
      6/22/16 8:26pm

      She’s a Disney princess. AND she was in Princess Diaries. AND she got to play the president’s daughter. DEFINITELY winning.

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      BurnThisAccount45Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      6/22/16 8:31pm

      And she got to scream that she was filled with Christ’s love! Mandy totally wins.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:17pm

    I look forward to six mediocre albums from Ryan Adams about the breakup instead of two focused, brilliant ones.

    Dude, quality and not quantity.

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      Angelica SchuylerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/22/16 8:25pm

      tbh, he should just keep re-releasing heartbreaker and 1989. stop trying so hard, ryan.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAngelica Schuyler
      6/22/16 9:08pm

      I would include his “Rock and Roll” album, but you are very much correct. Talented guy, but edit yourself.

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    Marlene FreaktrickLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:14pm

    other than the two houses their split of assets reads way more normal than I expected. Like she drives a 2012 prius is just so normal I can’t take it.

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      rusholmeruffianMarlene Freaktrick
      6/22/16 8:24pm

      It probably doesn’t even have a green key sticker for HOV lane access!

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      Oh Donnaaaaaaa! Donna Strunk!!!Marlene Freaktrick
      6/22/16 9:47pm

      I totally want to believe if I ever did anything that provided me with a decent sized passive income(like royalties for example) I would live within a normal, reasonable budget and stretch that shit as far as it would go. I’d trade the private plane lifestyle for the living-on-a-budget-while-never-working-again-unless-I-wanna-lifestyle any day.

      Go Mandy.

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    dukenellingtonLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:27pm

    Oh man, “Leave” is like 2004 exploded all over a music video. Gotta love the tank top with writing under the boobs, so you really have to lear creepily to figure out what it says. “Boys stink” indeed, Jojo.

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      rusholmeruffiandukenellington
      6/22/16 8:29pm

      Velour Juicy Couture track suits

      Uggs with denim miniskirts

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      dukenellingtonrusholmeruffian
      6/22/16 8:33pm

      Pointy kitten heels that look like cleats.

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    IinventedPostItsLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:31pm

    Ahh one more month and my divorce is final!! It takes FOREVER in California. And we just got an offer on the house we own together! It’s all finally ending!!

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      Inspector SpacetimeIinventedPostIts
      6/22/16 8:45pm

      Congrats! Enjoy the legally single life!

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      jpomonkeyIinventedPostIts
      6/23/16 4:30am

      Woot!

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    IkeaMonkeyLauren Evans
    6/22/16 9:09pm

    Mandy Moore and I are about the same age, which means at 16, when she was first famous, I stupidly felt intimidated by her. Then she married my early 20's crush, Ryan Adams (a crush I am very much over, probably around the 2nd time he drunkenly fell off a stage while performing). Which is why I feel a small, but important, vindication in knowing that I drive a newer Prius than her. 2015 - TAKE THAT.

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      rockoutwithyourbockoutIkeaMonkey
      6/22/16 9:17pm

      I drive a 2014 and I’m like fleek as hell, apparently.

      It’s the color of a taxi, too, so I have that going for me!

      Stars, they’re just like us!

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      jpomonkeyIkeaMonkey
      6/23/16 4:32am

      I’ve probably said this before, but I love your name.

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    rusholmeruffianLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:12pm

    Mandy Moore didn’t make Ryan Adams sign a prenup? Dude is famous among tasteful borelords, yeah, but she starred in some movies that made a pile of money.

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      Don'tcomeformeunless...rusholmeruffian
      6/22/16 8:27pm

      Considering he had to pay her a parity payment, those borelords must have Adam’s pockets looking obese.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinarusholmeruffian
      6/22/16 8:28pm

      I dunno. If not, apparently there was no need.

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    horsenponyLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:11pm

    I had NO idea Moore and Adams were married.

    Also, the older I get the more I love his catalog of music

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      rusholmeruffianhorsenpony
      6/22/16 8:26pm

      You are getting old and boring. You probably love “Fresh Air.”

      Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna put on this Neko Case/k.d. lang/Laura Veirs album which is TOTALLY not NPR exploitation music.

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      chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfasthorsenpony
      6/22/16 8:28pm

      Neither do I, and I do not know who is Ryan Adams either.

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    Angelica SchuylerLauren Evans
    6/22/16 8:24pm

    someone come pick him up

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      HerRoyalRednessAngelica Schuyler
      6/22/16 11:31pm

      Or take him out.

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      Angelica SchuylerHerRoyalRedness
      6/23/16 10:49am

      should they fuck him up?

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