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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:19pm

    No one should know who Jonathan Cheban is.

    Sigh.

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      aliceatworkCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/22/16 4:20pm

      I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

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      deerlady83Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      6/22/16 4:23pm

      I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

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    BlondeGoddessKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:28pm

    He has real life TinyFace™

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      randilynisFINDILYNBlondeGoddess
      6/22/16 4:58pm

      It’s like his nose is having a party in the center of his face and all his other features want in on it.

      NB: My face laughs in the face of symmetry.

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      Selfie-consciousrandilynisFINDILYN
      6/22/16 5:15pm

      He has the face of someone with whom the doctors pulled to hard with the forceps when he was born?

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    BabyJaneKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:32pm

    He says he is well known.

    GIF

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      rusholmeruffianBabyJane
      6/22/16 4:41pm
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    GOT NO DINGITYKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:25pm

    I’ve been LOVING this season of Orange is the New Black and tracked down some supplemental reading from Martha Stewart’s time in the slammer.

    Let’s set this scene: It’s Connecticut. Martha has just been released from prison in West Virginia and a Vanity Fair interviewer visits her during house arrest to write a profile. Not for the photoshoot, just the text. He waits in her living room and what does Martha Stewart descend the stairs wearing, of her own volition? In her newfound quasi-freedom?

    AN ORANGE POLO AND ORANGE CAPRI PANTS.

    MARTHA IS QUEEN OF D.G.A.F.

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      IsitdrunkoclockyetGOT NO DINGITY
      6/22/16 4:28pm

      My favorite was when she was doing The Apprentice and ripped one contestant apart by informing this person, “I was in *prison*,” as in “Let me count the number of fucks I give about your excuses about how hard this is. OH, LOOK, THAT NUMBER IS ZERO.” I don't remember anything else about the show other than that specific line.

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      My_Life_Is_a_Fart_JokeIsitdrunkoclockyet
      6/22/16 4:44pm

      Your comment is very good, but still not as good as the comment I first read it as, thanks to a temporary pause in my downward scrolling and a perfectly placed line break:

      “My favorite was when she was doing The Apprentice and ripped one[.]”

      That would’ve been my favorite, too.

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    GELLA - LLAPKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:32pm

    Team Martha, neither am I, but his face is sooo punchable

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      My_Life_Is_a_Fart_JokeGELLA - LLAP
      6/22/16 4:41pm

      I don’t want to punch-face-shame, but that having been said: I wish to punch his face. (In my defense, some of my best friends are dead-eyed woodchuck-Gollum hybrids.)

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      GELLA - LLAPMy_Life_Is_a_Fart_Joke
      6/22/16 4:44pm
      GIF
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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:24pm

    This guy is an even derpier looking Jonathan Antin.

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      LostInSpaceCampJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/22/16 4:26pm

      He’s actually what happens if you use a Moon Stone on a Jonathan Antin.

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      oh-hell-noJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/22/16 4:29pm

      Antin? OK - Now theres another person I dont know.

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    PhyllisNeflerKara Brown
    6/22/16 4:26pm

    Every time I click on a Daily Mail article, I feel like I’m having a stroke. Why these words? So many image. Caption explains what my eyes already see.

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      jinxyminxKara Brown
      6/22/16 5:17pm

      I don’t think Martha stumbled onto an article about him. Based on the first tweet it looks like he reached out to her for some reason and she was just like who the fuck are you? And he was all, “Don’t you know who I am?!” And she was like, “I’d like to phone a friend” and asked all of her Twitter followers who the eff he was. Which is like Mariah saying “I don’t know her” times ten thousand.

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        Marlene Freaktrickjinxyminx
        6/22/16 7:10pm

        that’s exactly how it read to me too

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      Stig-a-saw-us wrecks sez Bernie is wrong on nuclear power.Kara Brown
      6/22/16 4:19pm

      Everyone, Luckiest People on Earth, Have No Idea Who Jonathan Cheban Is

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        Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.Stig-a-saw-us wrecks sez Bernie is wrong on nuclear power.
        6/22/16 7:30pm

        My reduced short-term memory blesses me (yeah, I’ll go with that...) with the ability to forget about him quickly. Who? Nope. No idea.

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      Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Kara Brown
      6/22/16 4:45pm

      I had no idea who that guy was until five seconds ago. I’m now going to find something super complicated to learn in hopes of replacing that bit of information out of my brain.

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        oh-hell-noParanoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)
        6/22/16 4:56pm

        Something super complicated? It would seem the instructions to the card game “Go Fish” would be at the level of replacement needed for this nobody.

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        thorinbagginsParanoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)
        6/22/16 10:00pm

        I skimmed this and I still don’t know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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