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    Masshole JamesAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:17pm

    I’m honestly beginning to think Taylor might be gay. There’s never any heat, or realness, in any of her relationships. But then again, I think everyone is gay so...

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      SabrielMasshole James
      6/22/16 1:19pm

      Man, I thought she was lesbian, but now that she’s with Hiddles I don’t know.

      She’s at least Bi. Not straight.

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      Masshole JamesMasshole James
      6/22/16 1:20pm

      Also, I like to use all Taylor posts as an excuse to post gifs of the great Meredith.

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    thetallblonde loves twinjaAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:23pm

    he hates her. look at his body language in those first two instagram videos. he HATES her. she’s trying too hard to prove that this relationship is real and he is just miserable.

    HE’S MISERABLE BECAUSE HE’S REALLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND HE WANTS OUT OF THIS PR HELLHOLE

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      rslwnthetallblonde loves twinja
      6/22/16 1:34pm

      god bless you child

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      thetallblonde loves twinjarslwn
      6/22/16 1:35pm

      IT’S TRUE, THIS ISN’T REAL, HE’S NOT EVEN ATTRACTED TO HER

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:24pm

    I was at that concert! I took so many pics of them because they looked SO cute together. Look at Taylor riding on Tom’s back : )

    this was them on stage dancing!

    But here’s an even juicier celeb pic of them kissing.

    Stars they’re just like us! So cute!

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      DrWhoSoccerStarAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/22/16 1:25pm

      That’s hot.

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      Caitie2187AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/22/16 1:26pm

      Will you please be my new best friend?

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    wishtAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:21pm

    This relationship, and the ensuing internet drama, is my everything right now.

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      thatsmoonmantalkwisht
      6/22/16 1:27pm

      Above are actual texts that I (a 34-year-old) and my best friend (another 34-year-old) sent to one another.

      So yeah, I’M SUPER INTO THIS FOR SOME REASON.

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      wishtthatsmoonmantalk
      6/22/16 1:42pm

      You’ve got people being confused by it, people not being confused by it on the grounds that both Swift and Hiddles are needy dorks, Hiddleston fans losing their shit, Swift fans planning the wedding, people accusing Swift of cheating, people accusing Hiddles of just dating Swift because he wants PR to be cast as Bond, people hoping Calvin Harris does a petty revenge song with Katy Perry, people hoping Swift and Hiddleston break up and she writes an album about it, people hoping Swift and Hiddleston stay together and have babies, people saying they are the most beige couple in the world, and my absolute favourite, a commenter on Oh No They Didn’t insisting that Hiddleston is way older than 35 and that he needs to release the birth certificate. And in the middle of it all, is me:

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    IinventedPostItsAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:22pm

    I just.... can’t... wrap my head around this. I can’t imagine them talking or having anything in common and most definitly not having sex. I can picture him having sex... ALL DAY. But not her. Or maybe Hiddles is just a really huge dork and it’s a match made in heaven? In my head they are also like 20 years apart... Googled it... apparently 9. Still just feels weeeeeeird. So many thoughts about something so dumb.

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      Caitie2187IinventedPostIts
      6/22/16 1:26pm

      Especially since he has been super private about is past relationships m, this seems weird.

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      Mental IcebergIinventedPostIts
      6/22/16 1:46pm

      Now that you mention it, I can also picture him having sex...ALL DAY ;)

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    thecaptainspantsAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:24pm

    I really do love Hiddleston - I think he’s adorable. But this smacks of desperation. I always thought he was super comfortable with himself and just enjoyed attention, as evidenced by his dancing, funny stories and impressions of other people. But this seems like a ploy to raise his status as a heartthrob so he can get better roles and maybe get an Oscar someday. I have nothing against ambition but this is so inauthentic.

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      Caitie2187thecaptainspants
      6/22/16 1:27pm

      You put all my thoughts into one beautiful paragraph. It’s desperation and it’s tacky.

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      Marx and Sparksthecaptainspants
      6/22/16 2:30pm

      I found him charming and cute until I realized that he does the same dance move and the same impressions on every media appearance and it just started to feel really trying-too-hard to me.

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    BusPassTrollop curls up and diesAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:20pm

    FUCK HE WAS IN MY CITY LASTNIGHT AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT?!!?!?!?!! I mean I may not look like T. Swift but I can give a helluva blow job. Wait, no, really I’m not that good at blow jobs either I am just very enthusiastic. Well, wait. No, I’m not enthusiastic about giving them, but I’m very excited at the prospect of them being over. So. Hmm.

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      CrindyBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/22/16 1:31pm

      SOLD.

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      Mental IcebergBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      6/22/16 1:49pm
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    courtAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:24pm

    Tiny robots are the future/program them well and let them lead the way/ show them all the microchips they possess inside/ give them lots of lasers to make it easier to eliminate the human race/ let their insane laughter remind us/ of the impending nuclear Holocaust/ led by tiny robots. TM

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      GELLA - LLAPcourt
      6/22/16 1:26pm

      hater

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      courtGELLA - LLAP
      6/22/16 1:28pm

      But I 😍 love you!!!

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    GELLA - LLAPAimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:18pm

    I would give it 6 months and new album: your snake hips lied.

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      IAmBrettGELLA - LLAP
      6/22/16 1:29pm

      She’s got to work a Loki reference into it. Maybe use the word “Trickster” at some point.

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      GELLA - LLAPIAmBrett
      6/22/16 1:38pm

      it would be glorius .she would make a song for a new movie he is in

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    HoustonDude2016Aimée Lutkin
    6/22/16 1:35pm

    I know I need to lighten up, but I have a couple of friends who get righteously pissed with the “Swift is gay” comments.

    A 20-something woman who has had heterosexual relationships that did not end up in marriage...must be gay.

    No one is saying there is anything wrong with it if she were gay, but do other gay folks see this as a bit of “othering” of being gay?

    I’m not explaining it well, but it just feels a bit icky after hearing them go off on it.

    I’m guilty of it too. I thought it would be great fun to watch conservative suburban parents of tween girls freak out if Swift came out as gay, and I was not-so-gently chastised for making someone’s sexuality part of a political agenda (even if it is on the side of the angels).

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      Marx and SparksHoustonDude2016
      6/22/16 2:32pm

      It makes me feel really weird too. Not just because I think trying to out people is really gross, but also because it’s a) not our business and b) who the fuck knows? Maybe she’s bi (that exists, folks!) or gay or asexual or maybe she’s straight and just doesn’t give off overt chemistry vibes around the paparazzi. Also a possibility!

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      MaethorielHoustonDude2016
      6/22/16 2:58pm

      Seriously. Plus, each individual gets to define their *own* sexuality. God the comments on this article are so gross.

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