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    Jeb! & The HologramsTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:30pm

    You get paid for this. Christ.

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      Sean BrodyJeb! & The Holograms
      6/22/16 12:43pm

      poor Max Read

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      R.S.D.Jeb! & The Holograms
      6/22/16 12:44pm

      I can only imagine the day that GM is taken over by its new owners, and the time comes to decide who to keep and who to let go. It will be the downsizing scene in “Office Space” IRL. Tom here is clearly shooting for Upper Management.

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    Cam/ronTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:31pm
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      Tony Stewart Killed a GuyCam/ron
      6/22/16 12:58pm
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      reoneCam/ron
      6/22/16 1:11pm

      Hahaha exactly this.

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    Dave Tom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:35pm

    That singer’s like a Daisy Air Rifle: Got NO Range.

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      NefertittiesDave
      6/22/16 12:38pm

      Range

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      KumichoNefertitties
      6/22/16 12:49pm

      Range.

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    OMG!PONIES!Tom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:43pm

    Donald J. LePetomane Trump -

    - sez he’s worth $10B, prolly more like $250M

    - 4 bankruptcies

    - doesn’t have computer, physically unable to type because

    - her tiny fingers don't have the range

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      PoodletimeOMG!PONIES!
      6/22/16 1:19pm

      That middle name is the best!

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      SnapchatmethatpussyPoodletime
      6/22/16 5:51pm

      If you like that, you must love “Blazing Saddles”.

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    Hollow_LogTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:48pm

    Bruce Hornsby Solo Album

    -He doesn’t have The Range

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      badussy2point0Hollow_Log
      6/22/16 12:52pm

      Dammit, you beat me to it.

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    Sid and FinancyTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:40pm

    This is like that former Gawker writer (with the Bill Murray in Stripes avatar) who wrote articles explaining things like “FTW.” He started when Nolan did.

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      1standLongSid and Financy
      6/22/16 12:43pm

      Fuck. That’s White!

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      MultiphasicSid and Financy
      6/22/16 1:29pm

      You snark, but I was convinced it stood for “Fuck the What” until at least 2009.

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    Justice Rains From My ButtTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:32pm

    I think I need to log off the internet for a little while

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      PoodletimeJustice Rains From My Butt
      6/22/16 1:21pm

      INTERNETS HURTS MAH BRAINZ.

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      hotoynoodlePoodletime
      6/22/16 3:55pm

      that’s why i like it and it hurts less than amyl nitrate.

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    curiousTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:54pm

    #HazGotAllTheRange

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      Bourbon Dingocurious
      6/22/16 3:50pm

      I hear it’s only one, though.

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    ohnopleasenoTom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:34pm

    Just when you thought “The Case for Having a Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Party” was the dumbest thing ever published on a Gawker Media site...

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4ohnopleaseno
      6/22/16 12:37pm

      THAT was the dumbest?

      Did you just get here?

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      ohnopleasenoEvenBaggierTrousers4
      6/22/16 12:38pm

      I prefer not to acknowledge the existence of those videos.

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    EvenBaggierTrousers4Tom Scocca
    6/22/16 12:35pm
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