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    8 Ball FactsHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:09pm

    Can’t wait for the Aaron Sorkin film. Brad Pitt needs to gain 50 pounds for the Donald role.

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      puncha yo buns8 Ball Facts
      6/21/16 8:17pm

      50?? Trump doesn’t deserve that level of generosity, my friend.

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      JohnTChance8 Ball Facts
      6/21/16 8:19pm

      Trump will be all CGI. Like in real life.

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    OMG!PONIES!Hudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:07pm

    BREAKING NEWS: Deadbeat candidate with proven record of not paying debts as they come due runs campaign that fails to pay debts as they come due.

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      benjaminalloverOMG!PONIES!
      6/21/16 8:16pm

      I think it’s hilarious his staff isn’t being paid... to try to spin the fact that he habitually does not pay his workers.

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      astronaughteOMG!PONIES!
      6/21/16 9:27pm

      Remember, this is also how he thinks the country should be ran.

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    Armageddon T. ThunderbirdHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:11pm

    President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion!!!! A great man, a great American. He will serve up a can of whoop ass if you cross him. He will stomp your ass if you don’t! JOIN THE CAMACHO ‘16 MOVEMENT! CAMACHO WILL SAVE AMERICA................FUCK YEA!!!

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      Kenhe LoginArmageddon T. Thunderbird
      6/21/16 8:25pm

      We wish. Damn Idiocracy overestimated our intelligence and ended up practically being a documentary.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdKenhe Login
      6/21/16 8:29pm

      It was a satire of our current culture. Time and perspective is proving that Mike Judge was really pulling his punches.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:12pm
    GIF
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      99Telep☺dpr☹blemsGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      6/21/16 9:34pm

      I am so stoked for that train car of flaming dung pulling into Cleveland.

      The 2016 Republican National Convention is going to do record ratings this year for the simple fact that people love to watch as the cars careen into the race track track walls and explode.

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      00111000001100000011100099Telep☺dpr☹blems
      6/21/16 9:49pm

      I’m making popcorn for the event.

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    Kenhe LoginHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:22pm

    Like Lincoln’s Team of Rivals but with more douche bag bros, grab ass and excessive drinking.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesKenhe Login
      6/21/16 8:52pm

      And taco bowls.

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      Kenhe LoginGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      6/21/16 9:07pm

      Yes, even their Mexican food has a wall around it.

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    PaperSnowGhostHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:06pm

    It’s really really bad when all of this nonsense is spilling out while the campaign is still going.

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      KrugerrantPaperSnowGhost
      6/21/16 8:22pm

      If we're lucky, so much will come out in real time that no one will pay Mark Halperin to write another vacuous inside-the-campaign book.

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      scottmillPaperSnowGhost
      6/21/16 8:24pm

      Look, he hires the best people, okay? The best, best people. Or something.

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    NefertittiesHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:10pm

    Oh, good. I’m glad you noticed that Trump had hardly been covered today, Hudson. (Only a little more than half were about him.)

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Nefertitties
      6/21/16 8:15pm

      It’s almost like he’s only one of two people who has a chance of being the person in the most powerful job in the world in a few months or something!

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      toothpetardNefertitties
      6/21/16 8:15pm

      ∞ Days of Trump

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    Sid and FinancyHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:42pm

    “It’s not about me or an individual. It’s not about Corey Lewandowski. It’s about the United States America.”

    And steaks. The United Steaks of America. Also all-American vodka, Chinese ties, Turkish furniture and Mexican suits.

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      Kung Fu PunditSid and Financy
      6/21/16 8:51pm

      Make America Steak Again

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesSid and Financy
      6/21/16 8:53pm

      Hillary Clinton really did whoop that ass again today, huh?

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    1PompadourHudson Hongo
    6/22/16 12:55am

    The situation with Trump is like the collapse of Nazi Germany. Everybody with a brain knew the war was lost, but the hierarchy of bitter-enders were still jockeying for the Leader’s approval even as their world fell apart around them. Hitler continued to appoint people to meaningless positions and command his nonexistent army to take impossible positions, while outside in the real world, his enemies closed in. Total departure from reality, just like at Trump Headquarters now. He is still spewing his immature, irrational babble, still believing something will save him. Still lashing out and scapegoating. Trump’s campaign has come closer to sandbagging the American political system than anything I have witnessed. He has dragged the discourse down to hurling of epithets and personal insults, irresponsibly misrepresenting facts or making up what he doesn’t bother to look up. A train wreck of a campaign with the nutty engineer still going full speed ahead.

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      Tony1Pompadour
      6/22/16 1:18am

      With a little luck it will end the same way as well. Trumps dead body found in a hidden bunker in Trump tower from a self inflicted gun shot wound.

      ...too far?

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      1PompadourTony
      6/22/16 6:14am

      Uh... well... Aside from Hitler and his minions, I tell myself that nature will always eventually clean up the worst of us (and the best of us :) so I don’t have to personally wish it on them. Trump is endlessly entertaining as long as his influence is kept to a minimum. He can do his TV show all he likes, but he should never be allowed near the reins of government or any power over others, beyond “Your’re fired.”

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    Cam/ronHudson Hongo
    6/21/16 8:09pm

    Flamethrowers? The kids love ‘em.

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