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    Masshole JamesKelly Faircloth
    6/21/16 1:59pm

    Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

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      kernkernkernMasshole James
      6/21/16 2:43pm

      Well I’ve shat my pants now

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      MabelSaysMasshole James
      6/21/16 2:49pm

      oh

      my

      god

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    stephkat716Kelly Faircloth
    6/21/16 1:58pm

    She sounds awesome.

    And now I want to cry because I miss my Nana. She wouldn’t have ever gone skydiving but she was awesome too.

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      E=MC HammeredKelly Faircloth
      6/21/16 2:34pm

      Not to one-up this awesome lady, but my grandma, who is a certified badass for a number of reasons, went ziplining in Hawaii on her 92nd birthday. They told her she could go for free if they could use her picture in their marketing, so if you’re ever at Northshore Zipline on Maui, look for her on the flyers!

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        sararueful2E=MC Hammered
        6/21/16 11:31pm

        That’s awesome! And your grandmother looks amazing!

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      goddessoftransitoryKelly Faircloth
      6/21/16 1:53pm

      There could have been skydiving grandmas ALL OVER THE TARMAC! VERY entertaining, VERY informative!

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        Sparkymunroegoddessoftransitory
        6/21/16 5:52pm

        This is why I clicked on this article. “It’s not going to go very well if you know what I mean. “

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      FuckingIdiotTheSequelKelly Faircloth
      6/21/16 1:57pm

      Old woman flips off cloud.

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        Pleasure of Ruins: Bitch of the MomentKelly Faircloth
        6/21/16 1:58pm

        May I be one-quarter as adventurous today—after my nap!

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          My_Life_Is_a_Fart_JokeKelly Faircloth
          6/21/16 2:08pm

          Janis LeFebre for the next James Bond. Asked to describe skydiving for the first time, she says she found the cool air refreshing? There’s no badder ass than that. (Q: “How would you describe your shootout with terrorists while riding a jetski out of the back of a flying cargo plain and onto an alpine peak covered in landmines, Mrs. Bond?” A: “Oh, the mountain air was quite bracing.”)

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            snugbugKelly Faircloth
            6/21/16 2:52pm

            I completely relate to what this woman is saying, God bless her.

            Always thought that if I make it to 87, I‘mma get me on a plane to the Golden Triangle and find me a proper opium den to get high outta my skull.

            I know I can’t touch that shit before then as I have a very strong feeling in my bones that I would never spend another second without it.

            But at 87, fuck it.

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