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    ZabellaBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:00pm

    Congratss to Jennifer Carpenter, no longer married to a guy who portrays her brother on television. Sorry about Limitless, I really enjoyed it and had been looking forward to season 2 - your character on NZT was fun.

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      DevonnaZabella
      6/17/16 12:07pm

      It was weird that her boyfriend on Dexter was her boyfriend on Limitless. Also weird to not hear her swearing every other word. Nevertheless, enjoyed her, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, and Hill Harper.

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      ZabellaDevonna
      6/17/16 12:13pm

      Yes it was, I don’t even remember Desmond Harrington’s Limitless character’s name, he was still Quinn!

      After CBS announced Limitless would not be returning, I had a smattering of hope that a non-commercial channel would pick it up and Jennifer Carpenter would get her fucks back. Alas, it was not to be.

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    AnneliValenciaBobby Finger
    6/17/16 11:58am

    Uhm...who are they?

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      Bobby FingerAnneliValencia
      6/17/16 12:14pm

      They’re married!

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      FleetwoodmacsexpantsAnneliValencia
      6/17/16 12:22pm

      She was married to Michael C hall and played his sister on Dexter. Jennifer Carpenter I think (TLTG) no clue about him

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    6/17/16 11:58am

    You’re really committed to this running gag, huh?

    GIF
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      IAmBrettJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/17/16 12:02pm

      Because it’s a great gag!

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      rockymay!JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      6/17/16 12:04pm

      For me this bit never gets old....hangs head in shame.

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    courtBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:04pm

    I like one of these people and detest the other. I am unfamiliar with their names and ability to modulate the volume and inflection of their voices. Perhaps they are selectively mute. Maybe they like Doritos. Maybe they are vegan. Maybe they pretend to be Vegan and eat live chickens in their sex den. I hear both had tough childhoods. One wears pearls, the other deep sea dives for pearls, endlessly disappointed at the lack of clams that actually have pearls inside them. Somewhere over the rainbow. Bluebirds pose for paintings. I wish them all the best in their recent filing for chapter 8 bankruptcy. Then again, fuck them. Always better to fire people on Friday. Less chance of an incident.

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      CatAsscourt
      6/17/16 12:10pm

      That was beautiful, court.

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      courtCatAss
      6/17/16 12:11pm

      Thank you beautiful

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    NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:13pm

    I like these articles because they make me feel like i’m not just getting old; there really are too many faceless interchangeable celebrities out there.

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      Bobby FingerNoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
      6/17/16 12:13pm

      I’m happy you get it.

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      NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesBobby Finger
      6/17/16 12:16pm

      I’m happy to feel less old! Winners everywhere

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    SpringSprungBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:00pm

    I feel like these are two people I met a long time ago at a job I used to have but haven’t seen since. They sent me an invitation to the wedding, but not the reception (which was cash bar anyway, so SUCKED) and also noted in the invite where they’re registered.

    And I still can’t remember their names.

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      comeonpoppetSpringSprung
      6/17/16 12:02pm

      OH, the one from Accounts Receivable! She was nice, she offered me her hazelnut creamer in the breakroom.

      Not sure that requires a $50 dollar gift now, but Mazel to the happy couple!

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      SpringSprungcomeonpoppet
      6/17/16 12:04pm

      Exactly. But I’m pretty sure he took my leftover pastrami and rye I had in the fridge for lunch that one time, so eff the gift. I’m sending a “Donation has been made in your name” card.

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    PhyllisNeflerBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:02pm

    The insider also notes that Carpenter “loves music”

    I love when people say this like it’s a distinctive quality of someone’s personality.

    “Oh, me? I HATE music.”

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      chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastPhyllisNefler
      6/17/16 12:08pm

      Once I had this boyfriend who never listened to music, he said that music was meh.

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      TopherPhyllisNefler
      6/17/16 12:10pm

      “The concept of music killed my parents. I have hated it ever since. I once shot a man for whistling”

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    Dr. GirlfriendBobby Finger
    6/17/16 11:57am

    Hey Bobby, you have a photo of the wrong brother.

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      Bobby FingerDr. Girlfriend
      6/17/16 12:07pm

      I blame Getty’s captions!!!

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      Hntrss13 Version 2.0Dr. Girlfriend
      6/17/16 12:22pm

      Those guys aren’t the same person?

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    The Real JanelleBobby Finger
    6/17/16 12:01pm

    I knew these two would make it!

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      Bobby FingerThe Real Janelle
      6/17/16 12:06pm

      Same!

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    labellemeowBobby Finger
    6/17/16 11:59am

    Who are they?

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      Bobby Fingerlabellemeow
      6/17/16 12:14pm

      He’s a singer, and she’s an actress!

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      EileenOnSundayNightsAfterAllInTheFamilyOnCBSlabellemeow
      6/17/16 12:19pm

      IN LOVE WITH LOVE, baby, THAT’S who they ARE.

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