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    Morifarty's ringtoneJoanna Rothkopf
    6/17/16 2:45pm

    This is about butt stuff right

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaMorifarty's ringtone
      6/17/16 2:46pm

      damnit i’ve missed you

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      The Noble RenardMorifarty's ringtone
      6/17/16 2:56pm

      .... hi.

      also isn’t everything butt stuff?

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoJoanna Rothkopf
    6/17/16 2:53pm

    I also only make love gently in front of a beautiful portrait of my self. But in mine-I am holding a portrait of my nude parents the day they conceived me. It’s hard when I go to hotels. Usually I just bring a portable mirror so I can SEE myself still. Though do we ever really see ourselves?

    This was perfect, Joanna. I had to read it three times.

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/17/16 2:55pm

      you are on fucking fire today

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      The Noble RenardAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      6/17/16 2:57pm

      I’m not even exaggerating when I say that Jezebel should hire you as a freelancer.

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    Clover HopeJoanna Rothkopf
    6/17/16 2:38pm

    Zaddy

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      Lisa ElizabethClover Hope
      6/17/16 3:03pm
      GIF
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      Brigitte Bardot's black wigLisa Elizabeth
      6/17/16 3:27pm

      Aw, now I miss Mark.

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    Bobby FingerJoanna Rothkopf
    6/17/16 2:42pm

    This really helped me get through the day. Sending u all my <3s.

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      NefertittiesBobby Finger
      6/17/16 6:49pm

      Now I feel as though the personal essay I was going to submit for consideration pales in comparison to her lofty musings. Mine is an essay in photo format, because sometimes my words become too laden with their own worth.

      I call it, “I, Me, Myself? No...Know!”

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    Stassa EdwardsJoanna Rothkopf
    6/17/16 2:40pm

    Really powerful, Joanna. Thank you.

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      goddessoftransitoryJoanna Rothkopf
      6/17/16 2:49pm
      GIF
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        Ken Yadiggit, Sponsored by Wine™goddessoftransitory
        6/17/16 4:04pm

        this just made my shitty week like, 5 thousand times better.

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      comeonpoppetJoanna Rothkopf
      6/17/16 2:48pm

      I am as narcissistic as I am passionate; I must recognize my own importance, and let it devastate me. What can I do but go on?

      This is Hannah Horvath distilled into bottom-shelf jug vodka.

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        IrisJcomeonpoppet
        6/17/16 7:13pm

        Seriously — satire, right? This isn’t an actual personal essay is it? Please Lord, no?

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        Orange_CrusaderIrisJ
        6/18/16 10:36am

        It’s not. This is Jezebel. Whinging about constantly picking up one night stands then lacking intimacy as if it’ll magically manifest in that situation (and considering it a curse somehow??) and how it’s not your fault/caused by your own direct actions at all, then wrapping it up in a ton of incredibly pretentious writing is what makes Jezebel articles Jezebel articles. This is dead-pan serious writing on this rag of a publication, unfortunately. I clearly don’t ‘get it’, as if it’s some magnificent masterpiece of writing rather than a young, inflated yet self-inducingly lost ego crudely mashed to a keyboard to type it out. Blech.

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      Ellie ShechetJoanna Rothkopf
      6/17/16 2:49pm

      Thanks for opening up—it meant a lot to me.

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        PhyllisNeflerJoanna Rothkopf
        6/17/16 2:44pm

        This has inspired me to write a personal essay about how this personal essay made me feel.

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          IrisJPhyllisNefler
          6/17/16 7:12pm

          I’m trying to figure out if it’s satire. It has to be satire, right?

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        Kelly StoutJoanna Rothkopf
        6/17/16 2:44pm

        Babe. Thank you for this.

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          Joanna RothkopfKelly Stout
          6/17/16 3:09pm

          No, thank you <3

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