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    a seahorseJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:35pm

    Could this guy look any more sinister? And what the fuck is he hiding in those pockets?

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      Stenchofaburnera seahorse
      6/17/16 5:40pm

      “Peter Thiel disagrees with you”*

      * and he won’t hesitate to use his money and privilege to crush you like the cockroach you are.

      (Really, if Facebook wants to retain any credibility with media organizations, they should drop this asshole from their board like a hot potato)

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      a seahorseStenchofaburner
      6/17/16 5:44pm

      Peter thiel disagrees with you, unless you’re an infamous hate fuelled floor shitter, then he’s totally got your back

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    ad infinitumJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:08pm

    I just want to know if he’s still shitting on the floor.

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      Ardenad infinitum
      6/17/16 5:12pm

      It’s probably what attracted Thiel in the first place.

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      Stoncilsad infinitum
      6/17/16 5:29pm

      Someone I knew in college did that to one of my friends. Took a shit in the center of the living room floor while everyone was on the porch out back, covered it up with a hat, and left.

      Bonus because it was the guy's own hat. Super bonus - it was a trilby.

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    KinjagramModelJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:13pm

    God dammit... you guys are like middle schoolers going through a breakup. You lost. You were wrong. You were blatantly wrong. Nick is pissed because someone can afford to go against him (pssst, after you did something wrong to that guy). You’re going to have new bosses soon. Fucking move on.

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      ImSensitiveKinjagramModel
      6/17/16 5:14pm

      “Look everybody, Peter Thiel knows somebody who has poor ethics!”

      - Colleague of Jordan Sargent

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      pirates-ecuKinjagramModel
      6/17/16 5:15pm

      I hope that went gawker goes up in flames they use them to roast denton’s and his smirking fucking face over the coals. ...

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    MizJenkinsJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:22pm

    Just to be clear, this is what we’re talking about when we talk about unchecked White male privilege, entitlement and aggression. This floor-shitter right here.

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      billy-quizboyMizJenkins
      6/17/16 8:21pm

      I hate to bring it up, but you forgot redhead.

      (There is a Gawker tradition about bringing up Cartman’s thing about “gingers being evil”.)

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      ShinobiJediMizJenkins
      6/18/16 2:20am

      Amen

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    it is me hatchJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:16pm

    *bursts thru door panting and out of breath* he shit on the floor *lays down* chuck c. johnson pooped on the floor

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsit is me hatch
      6/17/16 5:22pm

      Sorry bud. You’re too late to claim that particular prize.

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      blandkinjait is me hatch
      6/17/16 5:34pm

      +1 for some nice hustle there. Now go get yourself some orange slices.

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    Arctic_AttorneyJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 7:36pm

    Charles Johnson sounds like a serious piece of shit. But, contrary to what’s indicated in this article, he did not try to out a sexual assault victim. He tried to our the infamous “Jackie” of UVA and Rolling Stone fame. Someone who’s lying about having been sexually assaulted is not entitled to the sort of anonymity that someone who was actually sexually assaulted is entitled to.

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      The Original SunshineArctic_Attorney
      6/17/16 8:10pm

      Somebody doesn’t know what alleged means.

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      Arctic_AttorneyThe Original Sunshine
      6/17/16 8:43pm

      In the context of a legal story it typically refers to an accusation whose merits have yet to be determined. In that case, the merits have long been determined. She was a liar, there was no rape. Calling her an alleged victim is dishonest. She is a discredited accuser, not an alleged victim.

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    boaboaboatengtengtengJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:45pm

    I think the funniest part of all this is that he hired an STL equivalent of Lionel Hutz to be his lawyer for the Missouri case. Literally the only way he could have chosen worse was to call one of the attorneys (traffic-law or otherwise) that have radio ads on Z107.7 or Hot 104.1.

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      frostine2boaboaboatengtengteng
      6/17/16 5:49pm

      Oh my god, I didn’t notice his name at first but you are 100% on target. At least at “STL TRAFFIC LAW COUNSELORS” they appear to have an in-house rapper

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      boaboaboatengtengtengfrostine2
      6/17/16 5:52pm

      JUST DIAL EIGHT-NINE-FIVE-4040!

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    TheRainInSpain'sTherapistJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:21pm

    He looks like a child wearing a very nice glue-on beard.

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      Tyrant BigglesTheRainInSpain'sTherapist
      6/18/16 12:23am

      That is the beard of a man whose freezer is full of cat heads (allegedly).

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    EasyDoesItJ.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 6:06pm

    This guys a douche, Peter Theil is a douche... Other than that, not sure why anyone other than Gawker staff would care whether or not these two douches got together to be extra douchey?

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      a seahorseEasyDoesIt
      6/18/16 12:51am

      Because we don't think they should be trying to destroy Gawker through nefarious means?

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      Carmellio Sampersa seahorse
      6/18/16 4:45am

      As opposed to trying to destroy Gawker from the inside.

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    frostine2J.K. Trotter
    6/17/16 5:11pm

    Chuck Klosterman hasn’t aged a day

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      Cam/ronfrostine2
      6/17/16 5:23pm

      Hey now, I dug “Fargo Rock City,” despite that Chuck has a Comic Book Guy meets Tarantino voice.

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      frostine2Cam/ron
      6/17/16 5:40pm

      I liked Killing Yourself To Live but this dude looks like Klosterman’s beardy illegitimate child. This must be what Chucks look like now

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