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    Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Ashley Feinberg
    6/16/16 11:49am

    “We categorically deny this ridiculous, completely invented scenario. Everyone knows that it isn’t possible for Chris Christie to deliver McDonalds for anyone else without eating it all himself before he leaves the restaurant.”

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      shemp3_16Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      6/16/16 11:53am

      Perfect.

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      dothedewFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      6/16/16 11:53am

      That’s why they always triple the order whenever they send Chris out for the food.

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    Mew-Tang-ClanAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 11:51am
    GIF

    This is all I see in Chris Christie’s despondent stare.

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      TheKitastropheMew-Tang-Clan
      6/16/16 11:54am

      STAINS!!!! I miss The Soup. Thank you for this.

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      DR honkhonkhonk, tyvmMew-Tang-Clan
      6/16/16 12:27pm

      i saw that dog’s eyes and right away heard, “the maple kind?” in my head

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    dothedewAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 12:00pm

    Chris Christie was the prosecutor who put away Charlie Kushner, father of Jared, who is married to Donald’s campaign wife/favorite daughter. Chris Christie and Jared are supposedly working closely together on the campaign. Trump is doing this either to (a) make Christie uncomfortable for the role he played in destroying the life of his daughter’s father-in-law, (b) to make Jared uncomfortable for taking Trump’s beloved daughter out of daddy’s reach, or (c) all of the above. Either way, I think it is a delicious story that I intend to continue following. Seen through that lens, Chrissy running errands for The Donald makes a lot of sense. I see Don and Jared snickering amongst themselves as Christy returns, his white dress shirt soaked with sweat in the armpits and around the neck, as Donald looks at his watch and says “Oh, Chris, you were so close but you just missed the cutoff for a tip. Next time you need to put some hustle in it!” Chris, with a dejected look on his face from having disappointed the boss and from losing out on the soft-serve cone he came so close to winning, can only muster: “Yes, Mr. Trump, I will try harder the next time.”

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      Burn After Peeingdothedew
      6/16/16 12:04pm

      lost in all this, for all those “War on Christianity” morons supporting Trump... his own beloved daughter and apple of his eye converted to Judaism to marry a limousine liberal NYC Jew.

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      caekislove-caekingitupBurn After Peeing
      6/16/16 12:33pm

      It’s nice to see the GOP finally treating its base the way the Democratic Party has treated its base for decades.

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    Violent FellowkneesAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 11:50am

    Delegating people on your team to do the tasks at which they are most experienced is just effective management 101.

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      Witch HoggleViolent Fellowknees
      6/16/16 11:53am

      This is an excellent burn.

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    festivusaziliAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 11:57am

    PR writing is so terrible. How do you deny a scenario? I deny thee, scenario. Get thee behind me.

    A tip: if you want me to believe Christie didn’t fetch Trump’s lunch, just say “Gov. Christie has never been sent to fetch Mr. Trump’s lunch.” If you type out a paragraph of nonsense, I’m going to assume the doublespeak is there for a reason.

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      Charitybfestivusazili
      6/16/16 3:14pm

      Right? The frenzied flop sweat of denial actually lends credence to it. Whenever a politician takes time to address a goofy rumor that hasn’t received a lot of attention and is mostly a joke, they risk creating the impression that there is something there. Ted Cruz never responded to the Zodiac rumors. Glenn Beck never responded to the allegations that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 (albeit only to avoid incriminating himself).

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    FC37Ashley Feinberg
    6/16/16 12:05pm

    Chris Christie Denies Being Donald Trump’s Special Delivery Boy, Claims He Was Gonna Go Get His Shinebox Anyway.

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      Netflix and ShillFC37
      6/16/16 12:48pm

      Brutal

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 11:59am

    Coming this Fall on Fox...

    Chris Christie: Bicycle Messenger

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      SktroopJerry-Netherland
      6/16/16 1:32pm

      Starring Kevin James as Chris Christie.

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      Slow MutantSktroop
      6/16/16 2:11pm

      Kevin James will have to put on some weight.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsAshley Feinberg
    6/16/16 12:02pm
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      MattAshley Feinberg
      6/16/16 12:51pm

      It’s going to be fun watching Christie witness the demise of any higher political ambitions he had go up in smoke in the dumpster fire of Trump’s campaign.

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        CharitybMatt
        6/16/16 3:20pm

        He probably could have gone somewhere. He fucked up his tenure as a governor but his US Attorney position was pretty successful. He might have been able to fade gracefully out of office and maybe been a candidate for some Cabinet position later one once people forgot about New Jersey. But now he will be remembered as Donald Trump’s mind control slave.

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      DJJSAshley Feinberg
      6/16/16 11:54am


      Chris Christie I.R.L

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